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Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

The Man From Utopia posted:

Do you think I'm overreacting to the undertones of murderous intent?
lol just lol if you don't lust for death

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



The Man From Utopia posted:

Do you think I'm overreacting to the undertones of murderous intent?

wet it up (her knife with your arterial blood)

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

i'm ready to die

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
So some random kid liked me and sent me a message. Looking at their profile, they of course know everything (as only a 21 year old does) with strong internet sjw explanations to over 37 pages of answers, with intro to feminism/a freshman's guide to socialism stuff about the evils of pornography, prostitution, and money. So I figured I'd be a goony goon and troll them/have a debate about how empirically regulation has helped sexworkers vs criminalization.

Here's how it worked:
:smugdog: : So, starting off with a debate-ish question. You mentioned prostitution shouldn't be legal, but it seemed more like your justification was more why prostitution is bad. If it's going to happen either way, wouldn't it be better to offer protections and rights to sexworkers?

:byodame: : I was 13 when I was on drugs and being trafficked if you think the recent vote to decriminalize will keep us safe your sadly mistaken. I was gagged beat and raped and whether it's legal or not the John the pimp and the pornographers all work together, and they don't care how bad were hurting it's all profit driven. If you've never hit the streets before in a skirt hustling you should probably take a seat.

:byodame: : https://youtu.be/9bkpotR3L4k
:byodame: : https://youtu.be/_YpHNImNsx8
:byodame: : For a article written by a man on the topic phd of psychology here it is http://site.nomas.org/does-consensual-prostitution-exist/
:staredog:

Yeah I'm not touching that.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Coolness Averted posted:

So some random kid liked me and sent me a message. Looking at their profile, they of course know everything (as only a 21 year old does) with strong internet sjw explanations to over 37 pages of answers, with intro to feminism/a freshman's guide to socialism stuff about the evils of pornography, prostitution, and money. So I figured I'd be a goony goon and troll them/have a debate about how empirically regulation has helped sexworkers vs criminalization.

Here's how it worked:
:smugdog: : So, starting off with a debate-ish question. You mentioned prostitution shouldn't be legal, but it seemed more like your justification was more why prostitution is bad. If it's going to happen either way, wouldn't it be better to offer protections and rights to sexworkers?

:byodame: : I was 13 when I was on drugs and being trafficked if you think the recent vote to decriminalize will keep us safe your sadly mistaken. I was gagged beat and raped and whether it's legal or not the John the pimp and the pornographers all work together, and they don't care how bad were hurting it's all profit driven. If you've never hit the streets before in a skirt hustling you should probably take a seat.

:byodame: : https://youtu.be/9bkpotR3L4k
:byodame: : https://youtu.be/_YpHNImNsx8
:byodame: : For a article written by a man on the topic phd of psychology here it is http://site.nomas.org/does-consensual-prostitution-exist/
:staredog:

Yeah I'm not touching that.

pics?

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Coolness Averted posted:

So some random kid liked me and sent me a message. Looking at their profile, they of course know everything (as only a 21 year old does) with strong internet sjw explanations to over 37 pages of answers, with intro to feminism/a freshman's guide to socialism stuff about the evils of pornography, prostitution, and money. So I figured I'd be a goony goon and troll them/have a debate about how empirically regulation has helped sexworkers vs criminalization.

Here's how it worked:
:smugdog: : So, starting off with a debate-ish question. You mentioned prostitution shouldn't be legal, but it seemed more like your justification was more why prostitution is bad. If it's going to happen either way, wouldn't it be better to offer protections and rights to sexworkers?

:byodame: : I was 13 when I was on drugs and being trafficked if you think the recent vote to decriminalize will keep us safe your sadly mistaken. I was gagged beat and raped and whether it's legal or not the John the pimp and the pornographers all work together, and they don't care how bad were hurting it's all profit driven. If you've never hit the streets before in a skirt hustling you should probably take a seat.

:byodame: : https://youtu.be/9bkpotR3L4k
:byodame: : https://youtu.be/_YpHNImNsx8
:byodame: : For a article written by a man on the topic phd of psychology here it is http://site.nomas.org/does-consensual-prostitution-exist/
:staredog:

Yeah I'm not touching that.

All sex is rape

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

The Man From Utopia posted:

Uhhh I had a notification of a visitor tonight and this is what I found:











Crazy chicks are the best in bed and this one's really pretty too, so really I'm not seeing any reason not to go whole hog.

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
Message her and ask her to send you a set of photos describing how your second date with her would look.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
contact her but if you go on a date with her keister a GPS just in case

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
oh please like his rear end will be anywhere near the other parts

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

quote:

Hey all, my name's Anna-Noël. I live in Houston's Medical Center, about 10-15 minutes from Downtown.

I've lived in Houston all my life with the exception of finishing my junior and senior year of high school at a boarding school in northern Idaho. I really liked it there, as in those two years I was able to travel freely and explore a lot about myself, which believe me I needed to do. In Houston... not so much. I'd like move away out-of-state sometime within the next 5 years, if possible.

I like to describe myself as a fairly social person that is down for mostly anything. I'm bubbly, yet I stand firm with things I believe in, especially social problems because I like to be socially aware.

I spend most of my time on social media (sounds bad, right?) doing *mostly* productive things like researching social issues/history or things that are related to music. Occasionally I'll play a video game or two, play Magic: The Gathering at a card shop, or go clubbing with friends and have drink. I'm trying to get back into the piano; I played for about 7 years but I stopped after high school. I'm also trying my hand at synths and programming.

I'm also a Fourth-Wave Feminist (and anti-TERFism/SWERFism) - if that makes you uncomfortable, please don't message me.

My profile says "queer;" I'm bisexual and I'm into men and women, cis and post-transition people. If that makes you uncomfortable or offends you, please do not message me telling me you think I'm transphobic or a horrible human being. Do not question anyone's sexuality. I already know my preference is problematic, but I cannot change the way I feel.

Right now I'm leaning towards non-monogamous relationships. I'm also semi-involved and interested in the kink* community.

I work full-time and I'm taking time off from school to do so.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009


Living in San Francisco, this kind of profile is so incredibly banal that my eyes literally stopped focusing on words and my mouse started moving to close the tab.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


I am talking about grilled cheese and burgs right now.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

quote:

I live in Houston's Medical Center,
Did anyone else read this as her living in a psych ward?

quote:

I already know my preference is problematic
how hosed up have things gotten when a person's preference oppresses people if they won't gently caress pre-op transsexuals

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Shumagorath posted:

Did anyone else read this as her living in a psych ward?

I was thinking that or some terminal illness, especially when mentioning social media being a past time. Kept waiting for mentioning complications due to a decaying body.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer

some tinder woman posted:

I'm fun, Quirky, funny, love to dance and have fun, am passionate, fun loving, strong willed and opinionated, some find me too much to handle, but it's all in good fun. I'll do anything for the people I love.

She sounds FUN

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP


I'm not like most other girls, I spell my name with two E's.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
erath county... its all making sense now

WIFEY WATCHDOG fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Aug 23, 2015

Diet Poison
Jan 20, 2008

LICK MY ASS
My self-summary
Am a simple lady when you get to know me I'm an easygoing girl who likes to have fun, follow a healthy lifestyle which includes working out, walking, and eating well. I would like to meet someone with similar interests but can teach me some new things. If there is a connection, then I'd be willing to explore it further, but I am definitely okay with just having new friends. I love to laugh, learn new things, go new places, and have new experiences, whether good or "bad" (because this can be where we gain our strength).i want you to know if you give me a chance to love i will love with all my breath and you have nothing to worry about I can be myself when I am with you. Your idea of romance is dim lights, soft music, and just the two of us. Because you will make me feel like I have never felt before. I can tell you anything, and you won't be shocked. Your undying faith is what will keep the flame of our connection alive. You and me together, we can make magic. we will prove to the world that we are a perfect match,thinking of you fills me with a wonderful feeling, Your love will gives me the feeling that the best is still ahead that you will never give up on me and that's what will keep me going, You are simply irresistible, I will love you because you will bring the best out of me. Your terrific sense of humor, Every time I will look at you my heart will miss a beat, You're the one who will holds the key to my heart, Your word are what I need to hear, You will be my true meaning of love, Love is what you will mean to me and you mean everything.
What I’m doing with my life
The best

She messaged me first and we're only a 19% match. So: Scammer or just a bit of a nut? Let's find out together.

e: she wants me email already. Yeah, that'll happen. Guess I could see if my old junk hotmail account is still active.

Diet Poison fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Aug 22, 2015

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

computer parts posted:



I'm not like most other girls, I spell my name with two E's.
Gut shot. Stupid girl.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Yawgmoth posted:

Crazy chicks are the best in bed and this one's really pretty too, so really I'm not seeing any reason not to go whole hog.

Could not be more obviously made up by a guy in a poor attempt at being creepy.

King of Bees posted:

Gut shot. Stupid girl.

That's through the lungs. See the blood on the muzzel? What a knob.

Also that looks like a good girl for dating.

raton fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Aug 22, 2015

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Sheep-Goats posted:


That's through the lungs. See the blood on the muzzel? What a knob.

Also that looks like a good girl for dating.

She obviously punched its nose before shooting it in the butt. Duh. What a waste. Probably a poacher too. Duh.

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum


:allears:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Why aren't these devoted Christians getting dates at Church? Isn't that the whole point, to get into a small community?

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
i really hate guys that can not only afford to do cool poo poo but also have time to do it, really fuckin lame imo

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum
Minin' gold today goons. Minin'....gold. :stare:




DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

My eyes glaze over and my ears fill with the sounds of all the cats she'll die surrounded by

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

she sounds adorable

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Question icebreaker - if they answer "no" to "is abortion an option in the case of an accidental pregnancy?"

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Woman has a long list of comments about what she will or will not accept in a message or man.

What I hear:

Don't give a poo poo fire the harpoons

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Rime posted:

Minin' gold today goons. Minin'....gold. :stare:






I didn't think offended and repulsed were the exact same thing.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Lady you don't sound like a bitch you are a bitch

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

pretty cool when people have such high opinions of themselves

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
some people are legit broken. I feel bad for her and especially for the sad sack of poo poo she'll end up settling for.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

My self-summary
Looking for cock

mitztronic
Jun 17, 2005

mixcloud.com/mitztronic

toggle posted:

My self-summary
Looking for cock

Slam whale, holy grail

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

toggle posted:

My self-summary
Looking for cock

This is literally all that needs posting in about 99% of these girls profiles.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

toggle posted:

My self-summary
Looking for cock

Same.

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

quote:

TL;DR: I am a magical asexual unicorn who subsists on dreams and music and who is often very curious. In both senses.

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