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shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Darchangel posted:

This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a suck-squish-bang-blow.


e: gently caress, 2-cycle. Er, bang/suck-blow/squish?

Wouldnt it be sucksquish/bangblow?

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Why the hell hasn't there been a new Road Kill lately?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Leather Bear posted:

Why the hell hasn't there been a new Road Kill lately?

because they're stockpiling episodes to release 1 for free, and 1 on the paid channel in september, to start giving paying subscribers the episodes a month earlier

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Fart Pipe posted:

Wouldnt it be sucksquish/bangblow?

But enough about my porn pseudonym already.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Seat Safety Switch posted:

"LOOK HOW SMALL IT IS," I SCREAM TO MAKE MYSELF HEARD OVER THE SOUND OF THE NOBEL-PRIZE-WINNING DETROIT DIESEL TWINCHARGED THUMPER INHALING THE FOURTH PHONE BOOK OF ITS VERY BUSY MEDIA APPEARANCE MORNING. "THAT'S WHAT WE IN THE BUSINESS LIKE TO CALL TREE-BASED TRACTION CONTROL, HEH HEH," I CHUCKLE AS MY BEAUTIFUL COMPANION SCREWS HER EYELIDS SHUT IN PAIN.

"IN FACT, IF I WASN'T HERE TO FEED THIS ENGINE PHONE BOOKS EVERY COUPLE OF MINUTES, IT WOULD ENTER THERMAL RUNAWAY AND CONSUME THE CORE OF THE EARTH ITSELF."

THE TELEVISION PERSONALITY YELLS BACK, MUFFLING HER EARS WITH BOTH HANDS AND THE BOOM MIC NOW. "THAT WOULD BE BAD, RIGHT?"

"OH YES, VERY BAD. VERY, VERY BAD. IN FACT, I SHOULD GO GET SOME MORE PHONE BOOKS NOW WHILE WE HAVE A LAPS-" I FREEZE.

"WHAT? WHAT IS IT?" SHE IS HYSTERICAL NOW, DRIVEN THERE BY THE COMBINATION OF MY BLASE ATTITUDE TO NOISE MANAGEMENT AND THE RICH ARTERIAL BLOOD NOW TRICKLING DOWN HER NECK MAKEUP ON EACH SIDE.

"IS IT THE YEAR 2015?"

I LOOK AROUND IN A PANIC, BUT NO PHONE BOOKS EXIST ANYMORE.

"OH GOD, IT IS. THE PROPHECY IS UNFOLDING. DOES ANYONE HAVE A PHONE BOOK?"

AS IF ON CUE, SHE TURNS TO FLEE, LEAVING THE CAMERA MAN (FLOYD) AND ASSORTED STAFF (ERICA, MICHAEL) BEHIND. I CAN BARELY HEAR THE SOUND OF ALL FOUR TIRES SQUEALING AS THE CHEVY EXPRESS 2500 SATELLITE UPLOAD VAN RIPS OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY ON A HEINOUS MOONSHINER'S TURN, TUGGING THE CAMERA MAN BEHIND ON ITS SNAKE-THICK ELECTRICAL CABLE. BEFORE LONG, THE CABLE SNAPS, AND FLOYD LOG-ROLLS INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC.

I came

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

Powershift posted:

because they're stockpiling episodes to release 1 for free, and 1 on the paid channel in september, to start giving people with bit torrent the episodes a month earlier

FTFY

tobu
Aug 20, 2004

Bunny-Bee makes me happy!
http://i.imgur.com/3QFESNR.gifv

Jet Truck - Shockwave!~

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

I need to hear the sound that thing makes. :flashfap:

bigman.50grand
Mar 31, 2007
no

EightBit posted:

I need to hear the sound that thing makes. :flashfap:

The sound that truck makes is best described in feel. You feel what that truck makes.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

bigman.50grand posted:

The sound that truck makes is best described in feel. You feel what that truck makes.

J34s are mankinds most efficient means of converting Jet-A into noise.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

EightBit posted:

I need to hear the sound that thing makes. :flashfap:

Like this https://youtu.be/yFavbPEPYWA

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Fun fact (that I learned from an AgentJayZ video recently): those civilian jet engines aren't allowed to run variable nozzles like military jets do. The nozzles are fixed and tuned for max thrust at full afterburner, meaning they generate essentially no thrust at idle. That's what the popping of the burners is before they launch, they're blipping them in order to have thrust at all and move up for staging.

So those big fancy military turbojet engines are basically just acting as gigantic gas generators for the afterburners.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
am I a bad person for wanting to put 14 and Seat Safety Switch in a room with an entire blotter of LSD and a keyboard? I feel like they'd write the gearhead bible, complete with 50 chapters worth of Revelations.


Fuckers are poets. I could never in a million years come up with that.

ThirstyBuck
Nov 6, 2010

kastein posted:

.
Fuckers are poets. I could never in a million years come up with that.

Poetry comes in many flavors:


SuperDucky
May 13, 2007

by exmarx

kastein posted:

am I a bad person for wanting to put 14 and Seat Safety Switch in a room with an entire blotter of LSD and a keyboard? I feel like they'd write the gearhead bible, complete with 50 chapters worth of Revelations.


Fuckers are poets. I could never in a million years come up with that.

Only if we make them write it Hunter S. Thompson style. In a PT Cruiser we've sawzalled the roof off of while they're on a victory tour to all the AI meetups for a year. We could totally crowdfund something like that, guys. Think of the possibilities!

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

kastein posted:

am I a bad person for wanting to put 14 and Seat Safety Switch in a room with an entire blotter of LSD and a keyboard? I feel like they'd write the gearhead bible, complete with 50 chapters worth of Revelations.
You forgot nutcup.

:magical:

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

Collateral Damage posted:

You forgot nutcup.

:magical:

There's only so much meth in the South.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

kastein posted:

am I a bad person for wanting to put 14 and Seat Safety Switch in a room with an entire blotter droper bottle of LSD and a keyboard?

yes.
but that makes me one too. :getin:

Diametunim
Oct 26, 2010

Powershift posted:

With guys making 1500hp with a 6.7 liter these days, you have to wonder how much power you could squeeze out of a 1-71 or 2-71.

A 200hp 2 stroke 2 cylinder engine would make a hilarious noise.

just a little motor with a blower the size of the motor, and a turbo the size of the blower.

200hp 2stroke motor you say? Ask and you shall receive. XScream has you covered with their 1200, and it doesn't sound funny.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGsi0VqStbg

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

kastein posted:

am I a bad person for wanting to put 14 and Seat Safety Switch in a room with an entire blotter of LSD and a keyboard? I feel like they'd write the gearhead bible, complete with 50 chapters worth of Revelations.

:10bux: says the Old Testament is all about cars from pre-computer times with bad rear end street rods and land yachts, New Testament is all the poo poo-heaps made from the 90s on forward. Bonus if Chip Foose and Boyd Coddington get to play Cain and Abel

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Enourmo posted:

Fun fact (that I learned from an AgentJayZ video recently): those civilian jet engines aren't allowed to run variable nozzles like military jets do

AgentJayZ is right about just about everything regarding gas turbine engines, but not this. There is no law banning civilians from owning jet engines with variable nozzles. There are, however, many laws that prohibit civilians from owning specific current (or recent) military hardware; functioning military jet engines happen to be one of the things they really don't want in civilian hands more because of the risk of unauthorised technology transfer than anything else.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

MrChips posted:

AgentJayZ is right about just about everything regarding gas turbine engines, but not this. There is no law banning civilians from owning jet engines with variable nozzles. There are, however, many laws that prohibit civilians from owning specific current (or recent) military hardware; functioning military jet engines happen to be one of the things they really don't want in civilian hands more because of the risk of unauthorised technology transfer than anything else.

J34 and modern are not two terms I'm accustomed to seeing together.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!


This is totally, 100% my jam :fap:

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

T1g4h posted:

This is totally, 100% my jam :fap:

Donks are awesome in all forms.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

MrChips posted:

AgentJayZ is right about just about everything regarding gas turbine engines, but not this. There is no law banning civilians from owning jet engines with variable nozzles. There are, however, many laws that prohibit civilians from owning specific current (or recent) military hardware; functioning military jet engines happen to be one of the things they really don't want in civilian hands more because of the risk of unauthorised technology transfer than anything else.

So you could make your own, just not use an existing nozzle made by the manufacturer? Makes sense.

Still, I doubt most dragsters (or jet ground vehicles in general really) have much use for anything under maximum thrust, so they probably wouldn't invest the engineering time regardless; so banning milspec equipment instead of the technology itself basically has the same net effect.

E: In any case, legal or no you can see the truck in question does indeed have fixed nozzles.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Enourmo posted:

So you could make your own, just not use an existing nozzle made by the manufacturer? Makes sense.

Still, I doubt most dragsters (or jet ground vehicles in general really) have much use for anything under maximum thrust, so they probably wouldn't invest the engineering time regardless; so banning milspec equipment instead of the technology itself basically has the same net effect.

E: In any case, legal or no you can see the truck in question does indeed have fixed nozzles.

I'm pretty sure that the J34 is so primitive that it never had a variable nozzle in the first place, even for the afterburning variants.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Would drive.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

MrChips posted:

I'm pretty sure that the J34 is so primitive that it never had a variable nozzle in the first place, even for the afterburning variants.

This. Variable nozzles (and intakes) are features of transonic/supersonic aircraft, not of engines equipped with afterburners.

For more, read up on de Laval nozzles. Imagine the gas turbine stuck in the middle at the narrowest point of the duct, and you're 90% of the way there.

Comrade Flynn
Jun 1, 2003

Finished putting together our new wall display:



Carbon fiber map of the track, wood burned track map with quotes, and pictures of us going around the carousel.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

I want this donk style done to either a 70s El Camino or a Riviera boat tail & I'd rock that poo poo blasting Waylon Jennings "Good Old Boys"

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

Comrade Flynn posted:

Finished putting together our new wall display:



Carbon fiber map of the track, wood burned track map with quotes, and pictures of us going around the carousel.

I would put led lighting behind the track.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

The framing on the VW picture is driving me insane.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Slavvy posted:

The framing on the VW picture is driving me insane.

Which one?

:haw:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Slavvy posted:

The framing on the VW picture is driving me insane.

You're not alone. Still a nice wall decoration.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Slavvy posted:

The framing on the VW picture is driving me insane.

There's a lot of two bit photographers that set up on corners on the ring and try to sell shots of people driving it, I suppose they make decent souvenirs but do it producing some really bad photography. Vast numbers of poorly processed photos get dumped on the internet every week, trying to make a buck.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Shoot wide and crop down. Ain't hard, people.

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008

El Scotch posted:

Which one?

:haw:
:drat:

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Preoptopus posted:

I would put led lighting behind the track.

It would be neat to have an led lighting strip and light one LED up that crosses the track at about the speed of a decent BTG run. Night races!

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DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Seat Safety Switch posted:

It would be neat to have an led lighting strip and light one LED up that crosses the track at about the speed of a decent BTG run. Night races!

That would be awesome. Have it programmed for the time you ran it in, for bonus points.

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