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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I find it odd that gunchicka would slip up about something so basic as Portland. Certainly, if they were fake, they had to have noticed that this lady is German?

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Evelyn Nesbit
Jul 8, 2012

Zeroisanumber posted:

I got drunk and borrowed a tiny hat to put on my giant melon head.



You look like you have a giant pirate hoop earring and I'm into it.

Also here's my face and stuff:

Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

Going to need you to take a new photo with your forums name, timestamp, and phone number visible on a piece of paper to prove you are not in fact a wheelchair crippled male goodlord pretending to be a female that can walk.

We apologize for the inconvenience. Thank You.

The Management

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Evelyn Nesbit posted:

You look like you have a giant pirate hoop earring and I'm into it.

Also here's my face and stuff:



Oh no I'm not falling for this again!

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

oldpainless posted:

Oh no I'm not falling for this again!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Too busy climbing rocks



Sorry about the sun in my eyes. Not really.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Evelyn Nesbit posted:

You look like you have a giant pirate hoop earring and I'm into it.

Also here's my face and stuff:



*spends 15 minutes looking for creepy guy in background*

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Minimalist Program posted:

That also happens to be me, in real life, except I am also paraplegic.

Actually that's me, only I don't have a head. Or so I'm told. I've never looked in a mirror. I think. I didn't even know I was different until I was 19. My parents kept trying to tell me but I couldn't hear them. And they screamed it to me a lot, though I have to take their word for that.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

VendaGoat posted:

Gonna ban for account sharing?

As long as they have two separate accounts, it's all Kosher.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Taye Diggs posted:

pilot's dead but Taye ain't trippin'!




You always brighten my day, Taye. :)

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Drunk Nerds posted:

I find it odd that gunchicka would slip up about something so basic as Portland. Certainly, if they were fake, they had to have noticed that this lady is German?

your in the denial stage. your thinking to yourself theres a hot cripple goon babe who also likes video games, obsessively talkinga bout video games, thinking about childrens media, reading video game reviews, making fun of people with the wrong opinion, disliking redditt, having fun with gaming, etc. but its too good to be true my dude.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

tbp posted:

your in the denial stage. your thinking to yourself theres a hot cripple goon babe who also likes video games, obsessively talkinga bout video games, thinking about childrens media, reading video game reviews, making fun of people with the wrong opinion, disliking redditt, having fun with gaming, etc. but its too good to be true my dude.

Nah, I just found it weird that if they messed up their story, they did it over the most obvious location detail

Also hot goon babes who like video games, talking about video games, thinking about childrens media, making fun of people with the wrong opinion, disliking reddit, and having fun with gaming do exist. I married one. Although the "thinking about childrens media" started after we had kids.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Drunk Nerds posted:

Nah, I just found it weird that if they messed up their story, they did it over the most obvious location detail

Also hot goon babes who like video games, talking about video games, thinking about childrens media, making fun of people with the wrong opinion, disliking reddit, and having fun with gaming do exist. I married one. Although the "thinking about childrens media" started after we had kids.

wow........

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
I think it's probably more likely that they didn't consider the possibility of goons seeing a photograph of a woman then immediately reverse-GISing it to find out more about her so maybe they can get to know her and maybe move into her life with their big strong arms and help her like a good gentleman would.





they didn't think this out very well is what I'm saying

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

I think it's probably more likely that they didn't consider the possibility of goons seeing a photograph of a woman then immediately reverse-GISing it to find out more about her so maybe they can get to know her and maybe move into her life with their big strong arms and help her like a good gentleman would.





they didn't think this out very well is what I'm saying

hell who wouldnt want to be a crippled babe on the net

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





If all y'all keep posting about this total non-issue, I'll quote and deposit the incoming posts in the awkward, ugly and gross thread so they can be somewhere more appropriate.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

hard counter posted:

If all y'all keep posting about this total non-issue, I'll quote and deposit the incoming posts in the awkward, ugly and gross thread so they can be somewhere more appropriate.

Good name/post combo.

Snotty By Nature
Sep 11, 2007
There are so many beautiful goons out there. Guess I'll share my pic.


Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

A Boy and His Herb. posted:

There are so many beautiful goons out there. Guess I'll share my pic.




lmfao

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

A Boy and His Herb. posted:

There are so many beautiful goons out there. Guess I'll share my pic.




You truly are beautiful.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Here, have a picture of me from 10 years ago. I was having breakfast on the boat. This was before I became a wheelchair-bound german girl

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Fiiiiine...I'm really a disabled dog on wheels!


Look, here's me pretending to be a robot!

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.


I don't know how to smile not-weird in selfies

Edit - \/\/\/ apparently?

I Am Crake has a new favorite as of 14:14 on Aug 22, 2015

Aardark
Aug 5, 2004

by Lowtax
Or how to post a picture.

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

Aardark posted:

Or how to post a picture.

It seemed to show up in my post, but maybe my public dropbox folder is a "c:\my documents\photo.jpg" type deal.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

A Boy and His Herb. posted:

There are so many beautiful goons out there. Guess I'll share my pic.




I don't want to sound creepy but you are really hot

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Nothing wrong with letting people know God made them attractive.

People post their pics hoping others will say they are attractive, when you get down to brass tacks.

oldpainless has a new favorite as of 15:36 on Aug 22, 2015

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
True.
Those legs, man.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

A Boy and His Herb. posted:

There are so many beautiful goons out there. Guess I'll share my pic.




holy moly :laffo:


I Am Crake posted:



I don't know how to smile not-weird in selfies

I think it's a nice smile!

Burning Sensation
Sep 2, 2006

Apropos of nothing.


Quit bugging me mom, I'm trying to look cool for the internet, JEEZ.

Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

Shave that thing under your lip and tell your mother she seems like a nice lady.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015






has science gone too far?

dat url :allears:

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Burning Sensation posted:



Quit bugging me mom, I'm trying to look cool for the internet, JEEZ.

Your mother looks way more stylish than you do. Can you get her to post in this thread and say hi?

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Post your picture III: post your moms picture.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug


I like to play in mud and fire kilns. This is me standing almost in a very large gas kiln.



I am the prettiest kiln boss.

Yes I know it looks like I'm about to murder somebody. I promise I was not. We were firing a very large wood kiln and wood kilns are awesome.

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

going to the zoo to see some legos

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

I feel bad for the hot Czech girl you stole that photo from

Here's one of me btw:

titties has a new favorite as of 22:09 on Aug 22, 2015

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Burning Sensation posted:



Quit bugging me mom, I'm trying to look cool for the internet, JEEZ.

Can your mom help me with my meat loaf?

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013

titties posted:

I feel bad for the hot Czech girl you stole that photo from

Here's one of me btw:



Tell Microwave I said hi.

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Norse Code posted:

going to the zoo to see some legos



Your hair is absolutely fantastic.

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