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Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

Subjunctive posted:

It's like a culinary degloving.

That one is hilarious, is that a pineapple made of hot dogs?

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Planet Piss posted:

That one is hilarious, is that a pineapple made of hot dogs?

I don't feel qualified to say.

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa
it's a sandwich

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


It's a pizza

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice
You don't recognize hot dog pineapple vertical chili?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



This is killing me.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




TontoCorazon posted:

This is killing me.

I know it's a counter but it's so much more fun to imagine that plate is just sitting on the floor.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Looks bad Todd

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
What is it, mashed potatoes and ???

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Humphrey Vasel posted:

What is it, mashed potatoes and ???

Cyst goop.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Humphrey Vasel posted:

What is it, mashed potatoes and ???

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Humphrey Vasel posted:

What is it, mashed potatoes and ???

potato

a raw red potato

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Having eaten a lot of mustard and also icing in my time, I can tell you that's just yellow icing

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

cash crab posted:

Having eaten a lot of mustard and also icing in my time, I can tell you that's just yellow icing

It's mustard flavoured icing!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

It's mustard flavoured icing!

Good

Who doesn't like a nice tang to their cake

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




cash crab posted:

Good

Who doesn't like a nice tang to their cake

Raine, is that you

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Those could be savory cakes, you don't know.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Kakairo posted:

Those could be savory cakes, you don't know.

Savoury cakes and my specialty:




Popcorn Shrimp!

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kakairo posted:

Those could be savory cakes, you don't know.

That's "Confetti" or whatever they call it now boxed mix.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Data Graham posted:

I'm sure she's describing a real and respected medical procedure but I am seriously cracking up at the idea that some Southern hospital kept her in a medically induced coma for seven weeks strapped into a bed that turned her upside down and shook the pneumonia out of her.

Try Googling "rotoprone bed". It's safe. I promise.

No, seriously, I promise.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


So how is it different to just laying on your stomach?

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Savoury cakes and my specialty:




Popcorn Shrimp!

featured ingredient: squid ink infused contact lenses

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

So how is it different to just laying on your stomach?

By keeping them moving, you keep the fluids from thickening up in place.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Samizdata posted:

By keeping them moving, you keep the fluids from thickening up in place.

Ugh, gross. Ok. But still gross.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Ugh, gross. Ok. But still gross.

Gross, but lifesaving.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Haverchuck posted:

featured ingredient: squid ink infused contact lenses

Please do not give away my secret recipe.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Oh Lawd Jesus those are some obese ponies

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!

titties posted:

potato

a raw red potato

Looks more like a crimini mushroom.

Todd still did bad though.

FortMan
Jan 10, 2012

Viva Romanesco!


Gotta post the picture too:



And you think eating boiled crab is messy.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Savoury cakes and my specialty:


Popcorn Shrimp!

Have, and would again in a heartbeat. In Ecuador and Peru, popcorn is a traditional and very tasty accompaniment for ceviche. It's usually on the side, not soaking in the juice (though the pepper rings appear to be acting as flotation devices, and by the size this looks like an amuse bouche that you'd eat in two bites before the popcorn gets totally soggy). So I'm not sure whether this pic is straight porn or anti-porn. Either way, I want some loving ceviche, now, dammit.

Also, I'm mighty tempted to try the WW Crab "Newburg" for a trip report, though it would involve me buying margarine and skim milk [shudder].

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Picnic Princess posted:

Oh Lawd Jesus those are some obese ponies

You get the feeling that maybe they started out trying to recreate them accurately, but mistake after mistake just made them go 'gently caress IT THEY BALOONS NOW!'

Or it was his fetish, and thus went 'I'll gently caress it, they're balloons now'.

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in





Beige: The Meal!


I'd actually try this, I love liver and bacon


Wtf?

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

:confused: I see no problem with this.



Also, the recipe photo is courtesy of Tabasco, to remind you of the type of food that must be drowned in Tabasco to become edible.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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"Hey Billy, come over tomorrow night! Mom's making deviled salmon and creamed liver loaf!"

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Would in a heartbeat

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

death .cab for qt posted:

Would in a heartbeat

Yes, at least once just for the experience.

Also where is your sense of adventure, thread? You're not at least a little curious about bacon-liver loaf? What's wrong with good ol' fashioned chicken fricassee and home-made pork faggots? For shame

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

Kakairo posted:

:confused: I see no problem with this.



Also, the recipe photo is courtesy of Tabasco, to remind you of the type of food that must be drowned in Tabasco to become edible.

Lol what the hell country is that from? Australia? I have never heard of that in my life



Bananas, pineapples, salmon, and mayo. No one from the tropics eats this. No one.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Planet Piss posted:

Lol what the hell country is that from? Australia? I have never heard of that in my life

Pretty sure it's British. British as gently caress.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Planet Piss posted:

Lol what the hell country is that from? Australia? I have never heard of that in my life

West Country, can't you read?

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