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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Bland posted:

I can think of a certain someone who'd gladly follow around a Sunderland striker all day for free

Even provides own carbon neutral transport

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Chas McGill posted:

Holy toledo. That's a description of about a dozen lovely jobs.

Well yeah, his official job will be to hover around Defoe and do whatever comes to his mind.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
That thing is very funny.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol that cant be real

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
That job is basically what I need to do in my own life. Minus all of the high-faluting travel and 'celebrity' aspects. I can barely remember to feed my cat as it is.

PlantHead
Jan 2, 2004
That is either not real, or Defoe has the same grasp of English as my 10 year old.

Its real isn't it.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

PlantHead posted:

That is either not real, or Defoe has the same grasp of English as my 10 year old.

Its real isn't it.

It seems like most job listings, but also there's approx a 0% chance that Defoe actually wrote it himself.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

blue footed boobie posted:

It seems like most job listings, but also there's approx a 0% chance that Defoe actually wrote it himself.
Who wrote it then? His personal assistant?

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
maybe they have one listing but they are hiring 15 people

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

frankenfreak posted:

Who wrote it then? His personal assistant?

probably a his manager's intern

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

frankenfreak posted:

Who wrote it then? His personal assistant?

Why not?

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rygV33hP9I0

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

frankenfreak posted:

Who wrote it then? His personal assistant?
No chance, they're too busy apparently.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---


From The Onion.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5g3K7_rS7Q

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991


already been posted in the right thread

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

31 appearances, 1 goal.

Beastly.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

wrong thread. mourinho owns

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2552863-watch-the-legendary-zlatan-ibrahimovic-read-his-favourite-zlatan-facts

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
That was terrible

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

http://gfycat.com/GreedyKaleidoscopicArabianhorse

lol

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

lmao

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://vine.co/v/ejn15xTupDQ

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

This kid. (begin around 1:55)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rciv_Gs3Q3U

XBenedict fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Aug 26, 2015

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer


:911:

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
loving plastic!

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Lol

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Lol.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

masterful

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
From the CL thread, Van Gaal and Giggs after Javier Hernandez slipped taking a penalty

https://vine.co/v/ejjUAg2pzbV

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp

TheBigAristotle posted:

From the CL thread, Van Gaal and Giggs after Javier Hernandez slipped taking a penalty

https://vine.co/v/ejjUAg2pzbV

Lol imagine being Hernandez now, hope they don't have vine.mx

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Parody Threads posted:

Lol imagine being Hernandez now, hope they don't have vine.mx

The Mexican equivalent of The Onion have been making fun of him all afternoon, it has been great.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
@AntiqueFootball has pulled out all the old football dog photos for National Dog Day, whatever that is.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

banter

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Literally 5 posts above yours, mate.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Dunban posted:

Literally 5 posts above yours, mate.
noooooooo

i'll never recover

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Paddyb posted:

@AntiqueFootball has pulled out all the old football dog photos for National Dog Day, whatever that is.



These national "post poo poo to social media days" are out of hand. National siblings day springs to mind.

This, however, is cool and good

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

TheBigAristotle posted:

These national "post poo poo to social media days" are out of hand. National siblings day springs to mind.

This, however, is cool and good

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


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