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Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

unlawfulsoup posted:

Who can blame him, the Type 59 is a phenomenal tank.

My favorite World of Tanks memory is winning a Type 59 even though I already had one, screwing some poor bastard out of a chance at experiencing such an incredible tank.

Bring back +4 matchmaking

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Nerses IV posted:

My favorite World of Tanks memory is winning a Type 59 even though I already had one, screwing some poor bastard out of a chance at experiencing such an incredible tank.

Screwing pubs out of winning a Type 59 is the best thing about owning a Type 59.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
the best thing about the type 59 was how before you could buy gold shells for credits you could bully lower tier and even some same tier tanks with impunity, so anybody who gets a type 59 now, somehow, is still missing out

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Atomizer posted:

He appears to have about 3k battles in the Type 59.
Jeeeeebus I thought my ~600 was a lot!

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

McGavin posted:

Screwing pubs out of winning a Type 59 is the best thing about owning a Type 59.

Well done fellow goon, well done.

It is hilarious to think that a Metro Agrajag would probably sell his soul for that tank.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
Thank gently caress for x2 crew experience events. My Object 704 has Sixth Sense again for the first time since my ISU-122S crew took over from the old three-skill crew. Playing high tier TDs without Sixth is not great.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Pornographic Memory posted:

the best thing about the type 59 was how before you could buy gold shells for credits you could bully lower tier and even some same tier tanks with impunity, so anybody who gets a type 59 now, somehow, is still missing out

Yeah I played a lot of the Hellcat back when it was actually gold ammo and Type 59s were kind of a big deal with 160 pen. Now you can just load 240 pen shells and tell them to eat poo poo.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I just laughed my rear end off at this:

7 people on our team (including me :v: ) did zero damage :psyduck:

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Bort Bortles posted:

I just laughed my rear end off at this:

7 people on our team (including me :v: ) did zero damage :psyduck:

ARMED player throws away perfect matchmaking. Color me surprised.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

Hellsau posted:

ARMED player throws away perfect matchmaking. Color me surprised.

He was too busy doing laundry/toasting bread.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Hellsau posted:

ARMED player throws away perfect matchmaking. Color me surprised.
What is their gimmick? He was the second to die behind me (I got tracked by a snapshot, and then re-tracked when I got shot again, then died(I scouted too aggressively)); he simply drove out into the open in the middle of whatever the one of the newer city maps with an open square in the middle and traintracks down by the water.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Slim Jim Pickens posted:

He was too busy doing laundry/toasting bread.

For the new players:



ARMED has been a joke for at least three years - I got that image from a forums thread from 2012.

Desuwa
Jun 2, 2011

I'm telling my mommy. That pubbie doesn't do video games right!
The laundry is no joke either, they had a real ARMED branded washing machine.

I have a game from like two years ago where nine players on my team did 0 damage and my platoon was the only players with any killed we won.

mikemelbrooks
Jun 11, 2012

One tough badass

Atomizer posted:

:drat:


He appears to have about 3k battles in the Type 59.

To be honest I rarely play the type now, the WZ120 has spoiled it for me. On another note I racked up 4000 wn8 trying to get a win in my bulldog. gently caress pubbies

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

Bort Bortles posted:

I just laughed my rear end off at this:

7 people on our team (including me :v: ) did zero damage :psyduck:

Further proof that the comet is the best tank.

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


[/quote]
Two questions is the Pershing worth selling my t20 to play mostly stock (aka everything possible to unlock through the t20 already unlocked)?

The super Pershing: is it worth it as a crew trainer/credits generator, or should I just keep to t20 for those purposes?

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
The biggest grind I found on the Pershing was the engine. It's just a slug without it. The gun upgrade is nice, but not that huge IMO, and the 90mm carried over from the T20 has pretty amazing penetration with gold shells that will ease the grind greatly if you're willing to use them liberally.

Darkrenown
Jul 18, 2012
please give me anything to talk about besides the fact that democrats are allowing millions of americans to be evicted from their homes

Squiddite posted:

The buffed Conqueror is an absolute monster, holy poo poo. Is this thing just straight up the best tier 9 now?

What have they done to it? And has the UK ever got the new T10s that were being kicked about last time I played?

mmkay
Oct 21, 2010

The turret is upgraded to be basically from the T10 tank.

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bort Bortles posted:

What is their gimmick?

ARMED is a fascinating illustration of the Dunning-Kruger effect. Go to their website and take a look around. Their clan leader has spent a ton of time (and probably money) convincing himself and his hangers-on that they are pussy-poppin' cool gangsters with really important friends and really important opinions when in reality they are a bunch of middle-aged men who spend too much time on the internet and run an untalented nothing clan.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Terrorist Fistbump posted:

ARMED is a fascinating illustration of the Dunning-Kruger effect. Go to their website and take a look around. Their clan leader has spent a ton of time (and probably money) convincing himself and his hangers-on that they are pussy-poppin' cool gangsters with really important friends and really important opinions when in reality they are a bunch of middle-aged men who spend too much time on the internet and run an untalented nothing clan.
:stonk: Holy poo poo.

Mesadoram
Nov 4, 2009

Serious Business

Terrorist Fistbump posted:

ARMED is a fascinating illustration of the Dunning-Kruger effect. Go to their website and take a look around.

So I opened it up and moved to a different tab, holy poo poo did I get a good laugh once the song "Jamie's Got A Gun" started playing. Then I looked at the website it self.

Holy.poo poo.

Chillyrabbit
Oct 24, 2012

The only sword wielding rabbit on the internet



Ultra Carp

ZombieLenin posted:

Two questions is the Pershing worth selling my t20 to play mostly stock (aka everything possible to unlock through the t20 already unlocked)?

The super Pershing: is it worth it as a crew trainer/credits generator, or should I just keep to t20 for those purposes?

I liked the super pershing a lot, I have over 700 battles in it. It's a good medium crew trainer with all the crew roles available, it is a pref 8 so the lack of silver pen isn't too bad, they buffed the armor so 220 pen guns have 50/50 chance it seems through the lower front plate, which is what a lot of t8 tanks have at that tier, and insane gold pen at tier (258 pen) if you run into difficulties.

It's big disadvantages are basically non existent side armor so don't angle too much or anything will go through, weak engine so climbing hills and moving all over the map is a folly, and the somewhat easily hit cupola (which can be mitigated by swinging your turret and gun around to bounce or absorb a shot).

I would say its a good american premium tank, which while it has no carry abilities due to its speed, it can go toe to toe with heavy tanks.

I can make up to 100k credits on a good game otherwise hp in dmg is about 30-40k credits.

DonkeyHotay
Jun 6, 2005

mikemelbrooks posted:

Yo Type buddy :hfive: just finishing of skill 5.


sounds like you need a 113

subhelios
May 26, 2013

Unfortunately, there is no such game as 'World of Submarines.'
I decided to look at ARMED again to see if they have improved since the washing machine days. No, no they have not.

I'm not very good, having only a 51.8 or something winrate but this means that I have a better winrate than all but three of their members. Their commander is worth a special mention, having a 44% winrate. How does someone like that get 79 other people to follow him, with nearly all of them being better than he is?


Pictured: Every single member of ARMED who has higher than a 50% winrate.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

DonkeyHotay posted:

sounds like you need a 113


:barf: Hoooly Shiiiiiiit

Saint Celestine
Dec 17, 2008

Lay a fire within your soul and another between your hands, and let both be your weapons.
For one is faith and the other is victory and neither may ever be put out.

- Saint Sabbat, Lessons
Grimey Drawer

Desuwa posted:

The laundry is no joke either, they had a real ARMED branded washing machine.


You're making GBS threads me. Link?

subhelios
May 26, 2013

Unfortunately, there is no such game as 'World of Submarines.'

Saint Celestine posted:

You're making GBS threads me. Link?

They don't have a products page on their website anymore and I didn't think to save any screenshots from that era. Sorry.

Super 3
Dec 31, 2007

Sometimes the powers you get are shit.

mmkay posted:

The turret is upgraded to be basically from the T10 tank.

When did this happen? The gun was already amazing so if the turret is better...

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Saint Celestine posted:

You're making GBS threads me. Link?

https://web.archive.org/web/20130129091246/http://www.freewebstore.org/storepage1854522.aspx

Sadly, all the images are gone.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Hah, so it was a dishwasher and not a washing machine! Time to search real hard.

e:

Hellsau fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Aug 24, 2015

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
I hate to imagine someone's house stocked full of Armed branded appliances.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Hellsau posted:

Oh hey it turns out that implying that people under 50% winrate have learning disabilities or are intentional saboteurs is half as wrong as calling out nazis:



Mystery solved. Also if you want to avoid an automated response be extremely accusatory in your ticket.

Jesus lol'd

When I told pubs not to "Give up like Robin Williams" or that on the anniversary of 9/11 "X years ago today... America got what it deserved" I got away with it. But making GBS threads on Nazis? That's the line brah!

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

MariusLecter posted:

Jesus lol'd

When I told pubs not to "Give up like Robin Williams" or that on the anniversary of 9/11 "X years ago today... America got what it deserved" I got away with it. But making GBS threads on Nazis? That's the line brah!

It's either that someone at WGA support hates me, or I'm just so drat good that I basically emasculate bad players, making them much more likely to report me in revenge.

David Corbett
Feb 6, 2008

Courage, my friends; 'tis not too late to build a better world.
Just got a battle buddy award last night. Someone hold me. :smithicide:

DonkeyHotay
Jun 6, 2005

this game has never been worth playing but until they revert the shot dispersion snapshot horseshit you should actively avoid it

Jack_tripper
Jun 7, 2009
yes, whomever decided that hitting things by aiming at them fully was an unwanted mechanic in a game where the entire point is aiming and shooting at things should be fired and never work in gaming again

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Seriously, if they wanted to make armour more important they should have reduced the penetration values instead of making it harder to hit where you're aiming.

DonkeyHotay
Jun 6, 2005

McGavin posted:

Seriously, if they wanted to make armour more important they should have reduced the penetration values instead of making it harder to hit where you're aiming.

the dumbfuck dispersion change didn't even do that though

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

DonkeyHotay posted:

the dumbfuck dispersion change didn't even do that though

Well, yeah your armour is still worthless, but your HP are protected by a probability force field instead of virtual steel.

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