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what a tremenously obese domicile you possess!
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Aug 25, 2015 14:12
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soft floor and smelly stair case
greasy lamp hairy door
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Aug 25, 2015 14:24
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walls all swollen and bowed out from rot, sewer gas bulging roof, foundation all hanging out over the perimeter garden: fat house my man
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Aug 25, 2015 14:24
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i brought snacks!
house: wheeze....
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Aug 25, 2015 14:25
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- tao of lmao
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i'm a member of the offsite dedicated to making fun of fat houses.
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Aug 25, 2015 14:28
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the house has been gaining a few pounds every spring through fall ever since the squirrel trap was installed in the chimney
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Aug 25, 2015 14:28
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- bog pixie
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what a tremenously obese domicile you possess!
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Aug 25, 2015 14:36
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- google THIS
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extreme makeover: home edition: weight loss edition
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Aug 25, 2015 14:42
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- can you just not
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raspy
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extreme makeover: home edition: weight loss edition
The Biggest Loser Is Your Fat House
I'm an rear end in a top hat who you shouldn't respond to, period.
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Aug 25, 2015 14:43
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*holds out waist band where farmers porch used to be*
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Aug 25, 2015 14:46
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realtor: this very affordable home has over 6,000 square feet...
me: drat, get this house on a treadmill!
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Aug 25, 2015 14:50
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- tao of lmao
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while i support any house that wants to improve themselves and lose weight, the saggy, excess walls and stretch marks in the siding are super unattractive
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Aug 25, 2015 14:52
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A fat house is a desirable commodity
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Aug 25, 2015 14:53
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*Stepping into new sunroom* looks like you put on a few pounds...and you look great!
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Aug 25, 2015 14:54
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thick home, my man, I'd like to sit inside it
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Aug 25, 2015 15:03
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Realtor: you ever see the Amityville Horror? It's like that but the walls weep butter.
Me: Sold
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Aug 25, 2015 15:04
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house built with 6x6 for walls, its immense girth leaves it the only house standing after a tornado
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Aug 25, 2015 15:13
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Michelle Obama: Im gonna make the white house smaller, cause its too drat fat. Lol
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Aug 25, 2015 15:13
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me, trying to get my fat house to eat a salad: come on.....
I'm an rear end in a top hat who you shouldn't respond to, period.
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Aug 25, 2015 15:14
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me, trying to get my fat house to eat a salad: come on.....
plant kudzu and mint around and under the foundation. let vines climb up it and it'll slurp them up like spaghetti
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Aug 25, 2015 15:16
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because you know I'm all about that basement, 'bout that basement, no gable
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Aug 25, 2015 15:25
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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House hasn't seen its own garden hose faucet in years.
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Aug 25, 2015 18:47
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cant leave pies in the window
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Aug 25, 2015 19:53
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me, trying to get my fat house to eat a salad: come on.....
this is why my house is built around a forest.
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Aug 25, 2015 19:59
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One day nearer spring
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realtor: this house was built in the 70s and... heh... back then it had a thigh gap
prospective buyers: *gasp*
realtor: ya I know.... I know...
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Aug 25, 2015 20:18
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the wife: honey, check out the back! this pool is enormous
me: *raises eyebrow, lowers shades* can't wait to put my p in that ool
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Aug 25, 2015 21:29
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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the commodores - thick house
Mighty might, just lettin' it all hang out
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Aug 25, 2015 21:54
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house untagging itself from Facebook photos: ugh my shed is so saggy in this one....I need to remember that smiling like that gives me a double carport...ugh I'm throwing those jeans away they give me the worst veranda...I swear carol only takes pictures of me when my addition is hanging out
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Aug 25, 2015 23:09
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but for real, and this is important, i like fat people and i like fat houses
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Aug 25, 2015 23:10
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- Full-Bodied Flavor
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the fat house takes misleading selfies from the side
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Aug 25, 2015 23:19
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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house untagging itself from Facebook photos: ugh my shed is so saggy in this one....I need to remember that smiling like that gives me a double carport...ugh I'm throwing those jeans away they give me the worst veranda...I swear carol only takes pictures of me when my addition is hanging out
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Aug 25, 2015 23:26
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One day nearer spring
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the fat house takes misleading selfies from the side
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Aug 25, 2015 23:26
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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it's just big boned
a man's fat home is his bouncy castle
the stay-puft marshmallow house
flubber: the house
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Aug 25, 2015 23:48
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when my house sits around the house, it really sits around the house
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Aug 26, 2015 02:04
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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when my house sits around the house, it really sits around the house
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