fat house, my friend

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dogcrash truther

what a tremenously obese domicile you possess!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:12

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# ? May 11, 2024 11:36

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

soft floor and smelly stair case
greasy lamp hairy door

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# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:24

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

walls all swollen and bowed out from rot, sewer gas bulging roof, foundation all hanging out over the perimeter garden: fat house my man

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# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:24

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

i brought snacks!
house: wheeze....

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# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:25

tao of lmao

i'm a member of the offsite dedicated to making fun of fat houses.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:28

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

the house has been gaining a few pounds every spring through fall ever since the squirrel trap was installed in the chimney

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# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:28

bog pixie

dogcrash truther posted:

what a tremenously obese domicile you possess!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:36

google THIS

extreme makeover: home edition: weight loss edition

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:42

can you just not: raspy

google THIS posted:

extreme makeover: home edition: weight loss edition

The Biggest Loser Is Your Fat House

I'm an rear end in a top hat who you shouldn't respond to, period.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:43

tao of lmao

*holds out waist band where farmers porch used to be*

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:46

google THIS

realtor: this very affordable home has over 6,000 square feet...

me: drat, get this house on a treadmill!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:50

tao of lmao

while i support any house that wants to improve themselves and lose weight, the saggy, excess walls and stretch marks in the siding are super unattractive

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:52

dogcrash truther

A fat house is a desirable commodity

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:53

dogcrash truther

*Stepping into new sunroom* looks like you put on a few pounds...and you look great!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:54

can you just not: raspy

I've heard of rump rooms but dayum that's some rump room

I'm an rear end in a top hat who you shouldn't respond to, period.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:56

dogcrash truther

thick home, my man, I'd like to sit inside it

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:03

dogcrash truther

Realtor: you ever see the Amityville Horror? It's like that but the walls weep butter.
Me: Sold

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:04

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

house built with 6x6 for walls, its immense girth leaves it the only house standing after a tornado

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# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:13

Ace of Baes

Michelle Obama: Im gonna make the white house smaller, cause its too drat fat. Lol

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# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:13

can you just not: raspy

me, trying to get my fat house to eat a salad: come on.....

I'm an rear end in a top hat who you shouldn't respond to, period.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:14

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

can you just not posted:

me, trying to get my fat house to eat a salad: come on.....

plant kudzu and mint around and under the foundation. let vines climb up it and it'll slurp them up like spaghetti

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# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:16

google THIS

because you know I'm all about that basement, 'bout that basement, no gable

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:25

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

House hasn't seen its own garden hose faucet in years.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 18:47

the unabonger

cant leave pies in the window

# ? Aug 25, 2015 19:53

i am he

can you just not posted:

me, trying to get my fat house to eat a salad: come on.....

this is why my house is built around a forest.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 19:59

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

realtor: this house was built in the 70s and... heh... back then it had a thigh gap

prospective buyers: *gasp*

realtor: ya I know.... I know...

# ? Aug 25, 2015 20:18

bacalou

the commodores - thick house

# ? Aug 25, 2015 20:59

FutonForensic

the wife: honey, check out the back! this pool is enormous

me: *raises eyebrow, lowers shades* can't wait to put my p in that ool

# ? Aug 25, 2015 21:29

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

bacalou posted:

the commodores - thick house

Mighty might, just lettin' it all hang out

# ? Aug 25, 2015 21:54

Lil Cunty

house untagging itself from Facebook photos: ugh my shed is so saggy in this one....I need to remember that smiling like that gives me a double carport...ugh I'm throwing those jeans away they give me the worst veranda...I swear carol only takes pictures of me when my addition is hanging out :mad:

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Aug 25, 2015 22:52

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

it's just big boned

# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:07

dogcrash truther

Lil Cunty posted:

house untagging itself from Facebook photos: ugh my shed is so saggy in this one....I need to remember that smiling like that gives me a double carport...ugh I'm throwing those jeans away they give me the worst veranda...I swear carol only takes pictures of me when my addition is hanging out

# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:09

dogcrash truther

but for real, and this is important, i like fat people and i like fat houses

# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:10

Full-Bodied Flavor

the fat house takes misleading selfies from the side

# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:19

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Lil Cunty posted:

house untagging itself from Facebook photos: ugh my shed is so saggy in this one....I need to remember that smiling like that gives me a double carport...ugh I'm throwing those jeans away they give me the worst veranda...I swear carol only takes pictures of me when my addition is hanging out

# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:26