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Who is going to be your MGV mission bro
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DD 72 0.24%
Quiet 30008 99.63%
idk some robot thing 38 0.13%
Total: 30118 votes
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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

RatHat posted:

One joke is being monkey cheese random now? Good to know.

i like his MGS3 LP, but apparently gently caress me for mentioning something that people in here might find annoying as gently caress.

also who the gently caress are you?

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Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Leather Bear posted:

A pretty blonde Scottish girl recaps the entire series :3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22qpIrBJJRY

I watched this, and I am in equal parts disgusted and horrified by the idea of being stuck on a remote island with nothing but military lifers, trying to craft a functioning nation.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

ElMaligno posted:

also who the gently caress are you?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

RatHat posted:

Some rear end in a top hat from Games.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Least he doesn't talk about that pedophile squid game.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Leather Bear posted:

Least he doesn't talk about that pedophile squid game.

I can't be a pedophile im not a sometgingawful mod.

Also sorry squid game is fun

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Leather Bear posted:

Least he doesn't talk about that pedophile squid game.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Woe the day el malingo becomes mod.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Just finished the main story of PW. That was pretty good, the Boss got a happy ending after all. :unsmith:

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Just finished the main story of PW. That was pretty good, the Boss got a happy ending after all. :unsmith:

There's still more.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Jesus loving christ I'm not a kiddie diddler. Yes I'm human garbage thats living on this gay earth on borrowed time, but i think i would kill myself if i ever find children attractive.

Can we please talk about something else

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
you asked for this majingjong

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

RatHat posted:

There's still more.

I know there is. That's why I said main story. I already have Zeke developed so I can do the after ops.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
No one called you a kiddy diddler. You just proudly play a game meant for pedophiles.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
How do we know its a game for chi-mos? Did that Subway sandwich guy have like a record amount of time playing it or something?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
There's some creepy fanart of the characters(who are literal children), that's it.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
I'm gonna make creepy fan art of your mother base, nerd

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

elite_garbage_man posted:

I'm gonna make creepy fan art of your mother base, nerd

take back what you said about my mother base!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm gonna make creepy fanart of one of my struts penetrating one of your pods.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

elite_garbage_man posted:

How do we know its a game for chi-mos? Did that Subway sandwich guy have like a record amount of time playing it or something?

it has children in it, just like Paz is also a (16 yo) child in PW. A child that you have a boss fight in her underwear and that a 30+ year old man can cuddle inside a lovebox in a extremely creepy side mission.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
It's okay bud we know you ain't a creepy peepee toucher :glomp:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
nice try but i have tmobile

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

ElMaligno posted:

it has children in it, just like Paz is also a (16 yo) child in PW. A child that you have a boss fight in her underwear and that a 30+ year old man can cuddle inside a lovebox in a extremely creepy side mission.

It's okay she's actually a 1000 year old demon

(She is actually in her mid 20s but you don't know that until the very end of the game and it obviously doesn't excuse the skeeviness)

RatHat fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Aug 26, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Your mom is pretty rad

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Your mom is pretty rad

she is but i got this from the internet

i like holly bloops am a t-mobile kinda guy

Nostalgia4Butts fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Aug 26, 2015

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Mike-o posted:

It's okay bud we know you ain't a creepy peepee toucher :glomp:

im still going to raid your EF OH BEEE out of pure spite

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
What kind of cookie do you get for powergaming Ground Zeroes and having a complete save on hand when you fire up Phantom Pain?
And what kind of gotchas do they throw in just to gently caress with people like us?
Go ahead and spoiler tag it for me.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

take back what you said about my mother base!

your mother base is so fat it destabilizes third world countries

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

nullscan posted:

your mother base is so fat it destabilizes third world countries

your mother base is so ugly not even skull face would take it on a date

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Al Cowens posted:

What kind of cookie do you get for powergaming Ground Zeroes and having a complete save on hand when you fire up Phantom Pain?
And what kind of gotchas do they throw in just to gently caress with people like us?
Go ahead and spoiler tag it for me.

Complete save? Nothing.
The things you get from GZ: You get the POWs and unique soldiers you extract at Motherbase, a Snake skin for completing the Deja vu mission, a GZ sneaking suit(just for owning GZ I think), and you can go to Camp Omega in PP(also just for owning the game).

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I also gather due to subtle tuning and adjustments of the physics, various sensitivity parameters that headshots will be trickier to make, the threshold for how far the soldiers can see you is might be altered, that sort of thing. Not to deliberately gently caress with us, but just that they had time to work on it since GZ's release.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Now on Zadornov Search Mission 3 AKA "Why haven't we cut this guy's legs off yet?". Zeke R&D is shaping up for a nice boss battle when Paz pulls the betrayal.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
I preordered for ps4, and haven't touched metal gear since mgs on ps1. well, I guess I played like 25 minutes of the first one on ps2 and have played a bit of ground zeroes

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I remember playing MGS3 for like an hour and then raging out about the long cutscenes and quitting.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I remember playing MGS3 for like an hour and then raging out about the long cutscenes and quitting.

mgs3 is the best mgs

sorry you didnt make it through the intro

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
I forgot that I played halfway through MGS4

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

mgs4 had a ton of issues

but the last couple chapters were loving rad as hell so it made up for it

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

mgs3 is the best mgs

sorry you didnt make it through the intro

Sorry I just really don't care about the backstory. I play games to merc people. If you want to have few brief interludes to better explain poo poo that's fine but I don't want to watch a movie with a little bit of game in between.

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krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

mgs4 had a ton of issues

but the last couple chapters were loving rad as hell so it made up for it

I think I just kind of stopped playing in Chapter 3 or whatever when you have to track down that dude in Paris or whatever. It's like the first point where the game actual requires sneaking and anyway the game like bugged out when I alerted him and I could never find him again so I just turned it off and did something else

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