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Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

kinmik posted:


Yeah, it says what it is but all I see is wombat poo poo.

You know who else kids love?


"ARE YA READY KIDS???"
Never :catstare:

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Gridlocked posted:

Please link. The thread itself sounds like Anti-Food Porn.


Like seriously plan ahead to make a sandwich?

I plan ahead to make sandwiches by buying ingredients. They don't just magically appear in my frodge

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Samizdata posted:

Canned smoked oysters. Sardines.

Both....could work?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Force de Fappe posted:

Both....could work?

:agreed:

I love smoked oysters on delicious Triscuit crackers (with or without aerosol cheese)

CSM
Jan 29, 2014

56th Motorized Infantry 'Mariupol' Brigade
Seh' die Welt in Trummern liegen

kinmik posted:


You know who else kids love?

Is there anything solid in that, besides the straws?

Dodecalypse
Jun 21, 2012


SKA SUCKS

CSM posted:

Is there anything solid in that, besides the straws?

I think they probably just didn't let it cool before putting icing on

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

My store only seems to have jarred oysters and there's no way I'm paying $8 for a 6 Oz jar. Also the only sprinkles I could find was some combo deal for $6 so I'm going to be substituting a bar of chocolate for that.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


pandaK posted:

My store only seems to have jarred oysters and there's no way I'm paying $8 for a 6 Oz jar. Also the only sprinkles I could find was some combo deal for $6 so I'm going to be substituting a bar of chocolate for that.

I can't believe this is happening. Please can we file this as "Goon Nightmare Pizza"

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style





Found on the #kraftsingles tag


quote:

Fruit fluff. Spaghetti pie. Egg rolls. Maybe I'll just marry myself.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

pandaK posted:

My store only seems to have jarred oysters and there's no way I'm paying $8 for a 6 Oz jar. Also the only sprinkles I could find was some combo deal for $6 so I'm going to be substituting a bar of chocolate for that.

Please promise us that you will have a friend with a defibrillator handy while you eat this monstrosity. :ohdear:

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

cash crab posted:

I can't believe this is happening. Please can we file this as "Goon Nightmare Pizza"

Unfortunately it's a no deal on the two items I was most excited about :

Both of these items were $20+, and that was the smallest sizes available. I just realized like a few hours before going to shop that I'd need to buy books and stuff for class soon so I couldn't really splurge too much on the trip...

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
something wonderful;

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




Improved card (i think)

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

















:downs:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

cash crab posted:



Improved card (i think)

I would retire the 7-11 square

maybe replace it with "is not usually food" or something in homage to the plate of literal goldfish that's been posted a couple of times

out of all the gross (and often delicious) things I've seen itt, by far the worst were those half-dozen apparently raw pet fish

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Scotch Egg Aspic?

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling
Well!

I can't even figure out what some of those are...

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Final spread shot of pizza ingredients:

Didn't have yams so substituted sweet potatoes for them. If it turns out not meaty enough, I'll probably add some of the sausages I bought a week ago to sub in for the alligator/kangaroo I didn't buy. Also no chutney, and my store stocks feijoas but they were actually out of it this time :(

Kakairo posted:

Please promise us that you will have a friend with a defibrillator handy while you eat this monstrosity. :ohdear:

It really doesn't seem that bad, though. I think it'll turn out okay.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

pandaK posted:

Final spread shot of pizza ingredients:

Didn't have yams so substituted sweet potatoes for them. If it turns out not meaty enough, I'll probably add some of the sausages I bought a week ago to sub in for the alligator/kangaroo I didn't buy.


It really doesn't seem that bad, though. I think it'll turn out okay.

I'm excited for you and I wish I could have a bite (or half)

E: never mind, just saw the corn and now I think you're a monster

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



cash crab posted:



Improved card (i think)

There is a special double hell for people who don't like alfredo.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

There is a special double hell for people who don't like alfredo.

Yeah! gently caress those guys! Truly human garbage in every conceivable way. Heh...I don't like alfredo :ohdear:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Minarchist posted:

Yeah! gently caress those guys! Truly human garbage in every conceivable way. Heh...I don't like alfredo :ohdear:

I would say it's ok but always seems kind of trashy to me for some reason, like eating buttered noodles as an entree or a tuna sandwich that's just canned tuna on white bread

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

EXAKT Science posted:

Scotch Egg Aspic?

Barf puck

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Fans of alfredo or not, I think we can all agree that the Ragu poo poo that comes in a jar is the worst thing ever. Like, worse than store-brand aerosol cheese.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Fans of alfredo or not, I think we can all agree that the Ragu poo poo that comes in a jar is the worst thing ever. Like, worse than store-brand aerosol cheese.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Fans of alfredo or not, I think we can all agree that the Ragu poo poo that comes in a jar is the worst thing ever. Like, worse than store-brand aerosol cheese.

It's borderline ketchup. You "can" doctor it up with canned tomatoes and a whole load of spices but that should be a last resort, just buy the decent stuff or make your own.

Aesop Poprock posted:

I would say it's ok but always seems kind of trashy to me for some reason, like eating buttered noodles as an entree or a tuna sandwich that's just canned tuna on white bread

I mean it's not *bad* or anything I'd just never order it and if I never had to eat it again I wouldn't feel like I was missing out.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Fans of alfredo or not, I think we can all agree that the Ragu poo poo that comes in a jar is the worst thing ever. Like, worse than store-brand aerosol cheese.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

pandaK posted:

Final spread shot of pizza ingredients:

Didn't have yams so substituted sweet potatoes for them. If it turns out not meaty enough, I'll probably add some of the sausages I bought a week ago to sub in for the alligator/kangaroo I didn't buy. Also no chutney, and my store stocks feijoas but they were actually out of it this time :(


It really doesn't seem that bad, though. I think it'll turn out okay.

Hey, that garlic you got is elephant garlic and it is a poo poo food and a tricky ripoff product. Regular small white garlic is a lot more flavorful. Just FYI, in case you're buying that purple poo poo all the time. My grocer tries to pass off tiny baby elephant garlic as the real thing and it pisses me off because it doesn't taste like loving anything and I have to be paranoid about it to avoid it.

Disregard if its actually shallots or something. Or if you intentionally bought elephant garlic to make your pizza worse. Or if you just like elephant garlic for some hosed up reason.

I am looking forward to your pizza party.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
This thread got a lotta DAGO's in it, I tell you what

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat posted:

This thread got a lotta DAGO's in it, I tell you what

woah dude

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


:ssh: I am one

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


titties posted:

I would retire the 7-11 square

maybe replace it with "is not usually food" or something in homage to the plate of literal goldfish that's been posted a couple of times

out of all the gross (and often delicious) things I've seen itt, by far the worst were those half-dozen apparently raw pet fish

Counterpoint: I included it for meals that are, for example, a scoop of peanut butter and some unseasoned ramen noodles. Also acceptable: Corndogs, kraft slices, Cheetos, etc.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

There is a special double hell for people who don't like alfredo.

Sorry, I should elaborate: you know when people dump canned alfredo sauce onto some shell noodles and add no vegetables or protein and then they photograph it in low light? Or just add some suspicious cheese sauce? That's what I mean. Also, adding alfredo to noodles and not adding shrimp or spinach or loving anything else is the most :effort: "side dish" for white trash imaginable.

I'm looking forward to Goon Pizza Extravaganza. :)

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Hey, that garlic you got is elephant garlic and it is a poo poo food and a tricky ripoff product. Regular small white garlic is a lot more flavorful. Just FYI, in case you're buying that purple poo poo all the time. My grocer tries to pass off tiny baby elephant garlic as the real thing and it pisses me off because it doesn't taste like loving anything and I have to be paranoid about it to avoid it.

Disregard if its actually shallots or something. Or if you intentionally bought elephant garlic to make your pizza worse. Or if you just like elephant garlic for some hosed up reason.

I am looking forward to your pizza party.

ah figures, I only bought it this one time on a whim so thanks for telling me how bad it is. I usually do buy the regular kind, but I guess this just works in favor of the thread topic anyways.


e: highlights so far:
absent mindedly dumped a whole 8 teaspoon yeast package into the water when I only needed 1 teaspoon
used some leftover semolina flour from the last time i made pizza. the bag says "use by 1/05/15", but it smells okay and i don't see any bugs in it so it should be alright!

Futaba Anzu has a new favorite as of 00:31 on Aug 28, 2015

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




drrockso20 posted:

something wonderful;



how do you just sleep through that

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


pandaK posted:

Unfortunately it's a no deal on the two items I was most excited about :

Both of these items were $20+, and that was the smallest sizes available. I just realized like a few hours before going to shop that I'd need to buy books and stuff for class soon so I couldn't really splurge too much on the trip...
Is this at Jungle Jim's? Holy poo poo, that place. :allears:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

pandaK posted:

e: highlights so far:
absent mindedly dumped a whole 8 teaspoon yeast package into the water when I only needed 1 teaspoon
used some leftover semolina flour from the last time i made pizza. the bag says "use by 1/05/15", but it smells okay and i don't see any bugs in it so it should be alright!

Off to a roaring start, I see :munch:

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe
I have a copy of the Good Housekeeping Illustrated Cookbook circa 1989 (?) This is in there, I have the recipe.

Have a noodle ring, everyone.



not mine

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa
kugel is good though. why would you do that to kugel

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

pandaK posted:

Final spread shot of pizza ingredients:

Didn't have yams so substituted sweet potatoes for them. If it turns out not meaty enough, I'll probably add some of the sausages I bought a week ago to sub in for the alligator/kangaroo I didn't buy. Also no chutney, and my store stocks feijoas but they were actually out of it this time :(

It really doesn't seem that bad, though. I think it'll turn out okay.

You are about to out Cash Crab the Cash Crab.

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Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

Tree Goat posted:

kugel is good though. why would you do that to kugel

I prefer my noodles extra crispy around the top. I guess the bottom half isn't as pretty.

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