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Rad Lieutenant posted:I breached a door with loving explosives today and I'm still hard. Reporting you to DnD.
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Explosives? drat son. Whatever happened to a rabbit, a ram, and an attitude?
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It was one of those steel bars type security doors. Back up plan was to yank it off with the bearcat & wench but it didn't go down that way 
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Rad Lieutenant posted:It was one of those steel bars type security doors. Back up plan was to yank it off with the bearcat & wench but it didn't go down that way wait you don't do your warrants out of a Kia Sorento and a few unmarked sedans? LOOKIT MR FANCYPANTS
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Aug 28, 2015 02:31
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Yea sorry your dysfunctional department doesn't have anyone who can write grants.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:It was one of those steel bars type security doors. Back up plan was to yank it off with the bearcat & wench but it didn't go down that way Ugh typical militaristic American police. 
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Rad Lieutenant posted:It was one of those steel bars type security doors. Back up plan was to yank it off with the bearcat & wench but it didn't go down that way Bearcat & wench? Sounds like a weekend stag in Bratislava with Bernard
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Aug 28, 2015 02:54
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DrakeriderCa posted:Bearcat & wench? Sounds like a weekend stag in Bratislava with Bernard Oh Yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mYqY5YELd0 Since it's a Eurotrip movie clip link, this post is required to include a picture of Michelle Trachtenberg. 
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Aug 28, 2015 03:17
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Untagged posted:Oh Yeah that awkward moment when the photographer photoshops your legs but not the reflection of your legs
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Aug 28, 2015 03:40
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Ah, so I guess if we don't have CSI:NY level forensic evidence along with independently verified video and audio recordings from at least five different sources then we should just let crimes go. Who are you to judge another's actions? Is anyone really a "criminal"?
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Aug 28, 2015 04:23
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Judges. Why the gently caress do they exist? 
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Aug 28, 2015 04:32
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Jesus christ I wandered into the COTB thread.
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Aug 28, 2015 05:23
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Judges. Why the gently caress do they exist?
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Aug 28, 2015 06:24
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I always take out the trash. 
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Aug 28, 2015 06:30
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Whip Slagcheek posted:I always take out the trash. same
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Aug 28, 2015 07:20
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i do too but my wife puts the kids to bed every night since I work 3rd shift so I don't complain
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Cop gay. So What posted:Who are you to judge another's actions? Is anyone really a "criminal"? trick question cops are the real criminals
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Untagged posted:Oh Yeah 
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Whip Slagcheek posted:I always take out the trash. If I wanted to take out the trash, I would have been born with a dick.
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Aug 28, 2015 11:56
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gently caress taking out the trash, or recycling. I have my housekeeper do all of that. I draw the line at cleaning my own skidmarks up though, if I can't piss them off the backpan I use the toilet brush because making my housekeeper do it is bad taste. I need some advice on doing a road trip in the US, my old man and brother want to drive across the States and I want a cynical, bitter opinion off native cops. What's better, East to West coast and where to start/finish or all the way up the West coast from California to Alaska?
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Aug 28, 2015 13:42
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look at the fancy loving euro fag with the housekeeper lol Is she banging your butler or is that just a stereotype?
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Aug 28, 2015 14:16
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No, after my girlfriend moved out because she was sick of me I had a male friend move in and we don't want to emasculate ourselves by cleaning up after the other one. The housekeeper is actually quite fit.... I've never met anyone with a butler before but plenty with nannies, Au pair's (European nannies that are usually young sexy females that the male of the house regularly irrigates with his proud British semen) and gardeners. gently caress doing that for yourself.
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Aug 28, 2015 14:25
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:gently caress taking out the trash, or recycling. I have my housekeeper do all of that. I draw the line at cleaning my own skidmarks up though, if I can't piss them off the backpan I use the toilet brush because making my housekeeper do it is bad taste. Depends on what time of year and what you're wanting to see. There are vast stretches of nothing here in the states. The coasts are pretty densely populated and there are certainly some large population centers scattered throughout, but huge swaths of the country are just plain empty. I-10 and I-40 are both interstates that travel coast to coast. I-10 will start you in Jacksonville, FL, take you along the gulf coast and through New Orleans into Texas where you will have a stretch of road longer than before you got into the state and longer than after you leave the state. Most of it is desert along the way after you get past houston all the way through to California, but there are neat stops along the way. I-40 will start you in North Carolina and take your through the south and into Texas eventually ending in California as well. This is also the same basic path of historic route 66 (the first coast to coast highway) and has a decent amount of tourist bullshit along the way. If you go any of the northern routes, you end up going across the great plains of emptyness that makes up the middle of the country before you hit the rockies and descend down on the pacific northwest full of hippies and weed. California also has a lot of hippies and weed. So does Colorado.
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Cheers Mr Nice, that sounds similar to the route I had at number one. Is driving up the Oregon coast worth it?
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Northern California and southern Oregon are amazing because of the redwoods, the rest of the drive up is okay but its just beaches and tourist traps. E: I'm a lovely tour guide despite living here (or maybe because of it). If you're going to hit up Oregon, http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3032517.
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Aug 28, 2015 16:11
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:I need some advice on doing a road trip in the US, my old man and brother want to drive across the States and I want a cynical, bitter opinion off native cops. What's better, East to West coast and where to start/finish or all the way up the West coast from California to Alaska?
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Aug 28, 2015 16:16
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Stick to the coasts. The interior of america is boring and not worth seeing.
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Drive up the west coast but cut through Alberta at some point so I can buy you canadian beer and we can guzzle maple syrup
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Ooooh poo poo passed my Corporal test today. Move over peasant patrolmen!
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The west is mostly huge loving expanses of nothing. Beautiful most of the time, but it's huge emptiness. Stick to the coast. I'm driving back home from San Diego to Washington and we decided to take the scenic route through Las Vegas and the desert and up the east side of the mountains. Unless you like hundreds of miles of desert and the occasional roadside brothel interspersed with abandoned buildings and junked cars any time you see possible signs of human habitation.....just loving avoid Nevada besides Vegas or Reno. Jesus Christ Nevada is a terrible state.
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Whale Cancer posted:Ooooh poo poo passed my Corporal test today. Move over peasant patrolmen! Oh look another fictitious rank to cloud up the real men who compose the ranks of officers and sergeants.
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Cop gay. So What posted:Oh look another fictitious rank to cloud up the real men who compose the ranks of officers and sergeants. Fictitious rank with a $2/hr raise though.
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Aug 28, 2015 18:30
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All supervisory officers get the gently caress out
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Mike-o posted:the occasional roadside brothel I'm not seeing a problem here.
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Mike-o posted:The west is mostly huge loving expanses of nothing. Beautiful most of the time, but it's huge emptiness. Stick to the coast. I'm driving back home from San Diego to Washington and we decided to take the scenic route through Las Vegas and the desert and up the east side of the mountains. Unless you like hundreds of miles of desert and the occasional roadside brothel interspersed with abandoned buildings and junked cars any time you see possible signs of human habitation.....just loving avoid Nevada besides Vegas or Reno. Jesus Christ Nevada is a terrible state. Basically fly to san diego drive to seattle, then fly to new york and gently caress around then go back to your stupid island. Theres pretty much nothing you need to see in between unless you like meth and lot lizards.
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Branis posted:Basically fly to san diego drive to seattle, then fly to new york and gently caress around then go back to your stupid island. Theres pretty much nothing you need to see in between unless you like meth and lot lizards.    
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I'm in Seattle for PAX now and I'm unimpressed with the city. Way too many bums and beggars. This is worse than Chicago.
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lol you went to pax
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:lol you went to pax
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:lol you went to pax
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