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psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

rodbeard posted:

I was drunk at a party and this photo somehow ended up on my phone.

[timg] http://i.imgur.com/xSXyavbh.jpg[/timg]

GoonRape.PNG

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

rodbeard posted:

I was drunk at a party and this photo somehow ended up on my phone.



3O parachute account spotted.

Aardark
Aug 5, 2004

by Lowtax

Phthisis posted:

Another Baltimore bicycling selfie for no reason in particular.



no reason in particular
Is the reason the shambling zombie behind you?

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding
Here's the living room of the place I share with my brother.



titties posted:

Once I learned that Norse Code is Katy Perry with muscles I began to regret every decision I've ever made in my life

Katy Perry with muscles? That's my dream girl!

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

Aardark posted:

Is the reason the shambling zombie behind you?

"welcome to Baltimore"

This one wasn't shambling though. I guess he decided getting into the shade was enough to stand there slumped over. On the other side of the street, though, is a small green area which always has half a dozen people laying there on heroin. I'd say I'm surprised he didn't go over there, but usually people that far gone can't make it across the street.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Cat tree spotted.

:toxogond:

Kitty likes to look out the back door window

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

No.

Mayostard posted:

Here's the living room of the place I share with my brother.




Katy Perry with muscles? That's my dream girl!

Wanna sit on those couches.

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

Detective Thompson posted:

Wanna sit on those couches.

They are so comfortable that sometimes it's difficult to get up and go to bed instead of just sleeping right there.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Couches that eat people are a real thing. I own one and I enjoy its company

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Picnic Princess posted:

Enjoy your brain damage, friend.

I'm not stupid enough to ride a bike somewhere there's a real risk some dick head is going to knock me off in their car, so I don't need one.

In all seriousness though, there's a ton of people in London who ride bikes to and from work (with helmets) and every time I see them I genuinely think they are just risking death as car drivers are the worst.

Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

You risked death this morning by waking up. You rebel you.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Digital_Jesus posted:

You risked death this morning by waking up. You rebel you.

Hey wow you're right, guess I should just never look crossing the road because everything is some sort of risk right? What great insight!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014





Taken on my morning ride.

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

TK8325 posted:



Taken on my morning ride.

Oh, those kids and their spray paint... :rolleyes:

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Mayostard posted:

They are so comfortable that sometimes it's difficult to get up and go to bed instead of just sleeping right there.

Just remember: leather doesn't breathe

casual poster
Jun 29, 2009

So casual.

Where are the reindeer?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

casual poster posted:

Where are the reindeer?

Well, if that's his sleigh then...

:stonk:

RUDOLPH, NO!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

VendaGoat posted:

Couches that eat people are a real thing. I own one and I enjoy its company

the wrap-around couch seen in my apartment-pic is one of these. I'm a grown rear end adult, it's my place. Sometimes I just sleep there instead of in the bed.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!




You've got pretty eyes.

VendaGoat posted:

Well, if that's his sleigh then...

:stonk:

RUDOLPH, NO!


Global warming claims another victim.

Don't really want to post pictures of inside my house, but the view is always good.



TheMostFrench has a new favorite as of 03:42 on Aug 31, 2015

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

TheMostFrench posted:

You've got pretty eyes.

He's not in a wheel chair

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

GunChicka posted:

I'll explain, but it's really stupid. Didn't intend to make up a character at first, just registered for LP's and stuff but my life is really boring and I liked reading E/N so I had an idea for a crazy e/n thread I planned on stretching out for a long time. I just googled for pictures to use (which is really inconsiderate in hind sight but I figured I was just making up a story and it was harmless as they were public) as I wanted to lay some groundwork so when my story started becoming unbelievable and people dug up posts it'd seem more believable. Anyhow I got carried away with posting and shouldn't have used someone else's pictures. It was all a dumb idea anyways and I regret it. Everyone return to normal and I'll do better things with my time and just feel really embarrassed about this whole thing from and never post again.

You had beautiful lies, and flair.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

VendaGoat posted:

Well, if that's his sleigh then...

:stonk:

RUDOLPH, NO!

Global warming is a bitch but at least Santa doesn't have to leave the North Pole for a beach vacation anymore.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



VendaGoat posted:

He's not in a wheel chair

Neither am I :getin:

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

TK8325 posted:



Taken on my morning ride.

who is the dick to your right?

flirty dental hygienist
Jul 24, 2007

All aboard the knuckle train to FIST PLANET!!

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

If it is any consolation your beard is magnificent.

Thanks.

Darth123123 posted:

Do you get a lot of complements on the beard?

E gently caress

Not really, honestly.

Detective Thompson posted:


Please link me to your doom/sludge band. With a beard like that you gotta be in one and I want to hear it.


I'm not in a band. I could lie and link you some obscure band saying it's mine, but I won't. I'm just an average guy with a boring desk job.

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

Local park or a level in Dark Souls? You be the judge!



Out for a hike, definitely not hiding bodies, I swear.

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding
So that's what Jason Segel would look like if he was a bald, skinny goon.

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

Mayostard posted:

So that's what Jason Segel would look like if he was a bald, skinny goon.

Yeah, I can kinda see a bit of the Jason Segel resemblance.

Bald, yep. Been zipping it all off for years now. Started losing it around 10 years ago, said gently caress it, shaved it all and never looked back. Bald goons represent!

I don't think I've ever been called skinny before. I'm around 230 lbs. First time for everything I guess!

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

You look like a skinny, handsomer Robb Spewak.

taint toucher
Sep 23, 2004


Me, happy because I have coffee and not because I'm at work.



Some WAYWT-esque shenanigans, complete with my grumpy "It's hot" face on:

Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

Holy poo poo. Trees.

mastergeebo
Sep 26, 2004

Via con Dios, el Dingo


It's football day here at work and since I don't have a jersey I wore a shirt I designed instead.
Terrible phone pic but it's dark in my office.

thatfuturekid
Jan 5, 2014


ayyyyyy

*edit, fixed broken link

thatfuturekid has a new favorite as of 17:45 on Sep 5, 2015

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

Action Jackson! posted:

Me, happy because I have coffee and not because I'm at work.

I love it when you post, and I love your shoes.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Did you see any mudcrabs? Filthy creatures.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Your picture seems to be broken.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

hooah posted:

Your picture seems to be broken.

Maybe he's invisible :tinfoil:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mastergeebo posted:



It's football day here at work and since I don't have a jersey I wore a shirt I designed instead.
Terrible phone pic but it's dark in my office.

You look like a dweeb hth.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

People: when you take photographs of yourselves, don't raise your eyebrows unless you want to look like shitwhores. What the gently caress is up with that anyway?

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