- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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Just the phone number to the local dominos pizza chain
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Sep 1, 2015 18:46
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- Adbot
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- alnilam
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Just the phone number to the local dominos pizza chain
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Sep 1, 2015 18:47
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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- Dominoes pizza!
- hi uh i got this weird message. Something about a...
- please hold *imitates elevator music* Dominoes Kidnappings. If you want to see your friend alive do exactly as we tell you!
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Sep 1, 2015 21:16
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Can't post for 10 years!
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"Hi you have reached the dominos help desk. To order a pizza, press 1. To have a menu faxed to your office, press 2. To pay ransom for a kidnapping victim with a credit or debit card, press 3.
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Sep 1, 2015 21:41
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does dominos accept EBT to pay for ransoms? hosed up if notnthink about how much of a disadvantage this puts kidnapee victims who are at or below the poverty level, really just furthers the disenfranchisement of those people. think im gonna stick with lil caesers here for my kidnapping & hostage situation needs
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Sep 1, 2015 21:54
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- playground tough
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corporations arent people! how can they get away with this???/
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Sep 1, 2015 21:55
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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Baby it's not Stockholm; it's DiGiorno
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Sep 1, 2015 21:58
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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- Im holding the earth hostage!
- Earth? but it's right here. I'm standing on it... I think...
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Sep 1, 2015 21:59
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Baby it's not Stockholm; it's DiGiorno
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Sep 1, 2015 21:59
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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ugh, this ransom note has extra cheese
everyone in the idf must die
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Sep 1, 2015 22:01
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In the acclaimed young adult series "Animorphs," the Animorphs were captured outside of Area 51 and, when asked for his phone number, Marco gave the number for his local Domino's
Edit: Rachel, Pizza Hut
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Sep 1, 2015 22:02
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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ugh, this ransom note has extra cheese
- Careful. Could be poison
- Nah, ain't got anchovies on it
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Sep 1, 2015 22:09
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Thank you for being abducted by domino's, please fill out this brief survey to help us nab you better.
Please rate the following statements on a scale of 1 (strongly agree) to 5 (strongly disagree).
- I was expecting to be kidnapped
- My kidnappers were gentle, with my safety in mind
- I was able to contact the outside world while in captivity
- I figured out where I was held, and I could relay that information to someone had the opportunity risen
- I would recommend this service to my friends
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Sep 1, 2015 22:10
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- Pinche Rudo
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Is the kidnapping going to keep me up all night with heart burn
Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co
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Sep 1, 2015 22:11
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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- yea I'd like to order a haw...
- I'm sorry but we had to close early today for fumigation. We should be reopening next week. Sorry.
- oh uhh... ok I guess I'll
- *BEEEEP!*
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Sep 1, 2015 22:15
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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Thank you for being abducted by domino's, please fill out this brief survey to help us nab you better.
Please rate the following statements on a scale of 1 (strongly agree) to 5 (strongly disagree).
- I was expecting to be kidnapped
- My kidnappers were gentle, with my safety in mind
- I was able to contact the outside world while in captivity
- I figured out where I was held, and I could relay that information to someone had the opportunity risen
- I would recommend this service to my friends
lol
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Sep 1, 2015 22:27
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- FreshCutFries
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the dominoes kidnap tracker shows that I've just been kidnapped by Skyler. help
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Sep 1, 2015 23:08
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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the reason they keep encouraging you to buy so many medium pizzas on one order? more elaborate ransom notes spelled with toppings
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Sep 1, 2015 23:15
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the dominoes kidnap tracker shows that I've just been kidnapped by Skyler. help
i looked to see if there was a dominos pizza tracker customizer where you could make one of these for kidnapping but there's not so i gave up
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Sep 1, 2015 23:39
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the frozen pizza is as hard as a brick this is so they can put a note on it and throw it through peoples windows
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Sep 1, 2015 23:39
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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when i get kidnapped i use the island-themed tracker
everyone in the idf must die
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Sep 1, 2015 23:52
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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tha police are on their way with yer captor's order mon
everyone in the idf must die
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Sep 1, 2015 23:53
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by XyloJW
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Dominos gives me the shits so i can't help you.
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Sep 2, 2015 01:56
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- City of Glompton
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I asked the kidnapper for extra red peppers and a plastic fork, and he was happy to oblige, he even included some extras "for next time". Unfortunately, I couldn't help but use those condiments to secure my freedom immediately. My feedback? This kidnapping would be better if delivery kidnappers only carried parmesan packets and those brown napkins.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Sep 2, 2015 02:21
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- les fleurs du mall
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by LadyAmbien
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Do the Dominos Online Ordering Experience Customer Feedback Survey or th girl dies
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Sep 2, 2015 11:21
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May 11, 2024 16:22
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- Ace of Baes
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Woody Harrelson: What the hell is wrong with this guy?!?! He dun killed the girl with a pizzah-pie! This one sick mama jamma?
Matthew Mcconaughey: No, you don't see, it's much deeper than that, these pepperonis, the way the anchovies are stood up around the bodies like idols, he's done this before.
Woody Harrelson: What in the sam hell are you talkin' about?!?!
Matthew Mcconaughey: (picking up the pizza and rotating it) Time...is a flat circle.
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