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Elfgames posted:Not everyone has one of those Mr moneybags, But...  Just knock it over and fill it with ice and now your party drinks are cold!
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likehack: put your drinks in your fridge e: yeah it's xkcd but w/e 
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Clickhole - Ultimate Life Hacker? Meet The Woman Who Says She’ll Do Things, Then Doesn’t Do Them
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Rickycat posted:Clickhole - Ultimate Life Hacker? Meet The Woman Who Says She’ll Do Things, Then Doesn’t Do Them I know so many people who have been doing that for years. It's working for them pretty well.
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Len posted:I know so many people who have been doing that for years. It's working for them pretty well. I know it works if you want to get elected.
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Pocket Billiards posted:I bury them there instead of the massive square waist-high sink that sits next to it. But isn't that the third toilet?  That reminds me of a story from school. It was class reunions and a bunch of us were waiting in line to use a dorm bathroom. This 40ish year old grad walks up to us and wonders why the line is so long. When he finds out that we're using the only toilet one at a time, he scoffs and he and his friend just go past all of us into the bathroom. As we get in there, he and his buddy are just pissing in the 2 sinks and starts talking. Old guy #1: Back when I was in school, if you had a toilet, a shower, and two sinks, it was a- Both: Table for four! That night I learned if it has a drain, it's a toilet. #LifeHacked
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Garage doors are also doors, people! Think outside the box!
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For the .01% of readers who will be designing and building their own houses.
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Danger Mahoney posted:For the .01% of readers who will be designing and building their own houses. Lifehack aren't just for the poors, you know. #1%hackz
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Lifehack: If you're rich, hire other people to hack life for you.
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Crow Jane posted:Lifehack: If you're rich, hire other people to hack life for you. Works great.
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Crow Jane posted:Lifehack: If you're rich, hire other people to hack life for you. Then threaten to fire them if they ask for more money! You can always hire a new person who will work for less because their life is in shambles! Stay rich and stay hacked. Walla!
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Picnic Princess posted:Then threaten to fire them if they ask for more money! You can always hire a new person who will work for less because their life is in shambles! Stay rich and stay hacked. Walla! There's an app for that.
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Picnic Princess posted:You can always hire a new person who will work for less because their life is in shambles! it's me walla
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CommunistPancake posted:#TrumpHacks This has the potential to be a pretty good thread.
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Crow Jane posted:Lifehack: If you're rich, hire other people to hack life for you. Lol if you don't have Enrique life hack for you? Man I can't even remember if that was this thread. So that this post isn't just a dumb catchphrase I'll add that on top of the fact that the vast, vast majority of people, especially those reading that, wouldn't be designing their own home, I've never seen a doorway of non-standard width in my life and you probably wouldn't be able to get a door for it.
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AlphaKretin posted:So that this post isn't just a dumb catchphrase I'll add that on top of the fact that the vast, vast majority of people, especially those reading that, wouldn't be designing their own home, I've never seen a doorway of non-standard width in my life and you probably wouldn't be able to get a door for it. Hirayuki posted:Garage doors are also doors, people! Think outside the box!
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AlphaKretin posted:Lol if you don't have Enrique life hack for you? Man I can't even remember if that was this thread. The house we moved into when I was in third grade is loving ancient and it's door into the house is slightly bigger than normal. I remember it because it was a big fuckin' deal when my parents ordered a door special width and the company hosed up and didn't make it that way.
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Len posted:The house we moved into when I was in third grade is loving ancient and it's door into the house is slightly bigger than normal. I remember it because it was a big fuckin' deal when my parents ordered a door special width and the company hosed up and didn't make it that way. Hey, gimme a wide front door. But keep in mind that you hate humanity and me in particular Builder: We got you 
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Meowjesty posted:Can't you just like French doors for every door in the house! That way nobody can say you're too morbidly obese to fit through a door! #walla
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Devor posted:Hey, gimme a wide front door. But keep in mind that you hate humanity and me in particular Holy poo poo, I have to show that to my dad. There's a decent chance he's actually worked on that house given the sort of things he gets asked to do.
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blunt for century posted:This has the potential to be a pretty good thread. Can't find anyone willing to sleep with you? Get married, it's not rape if it's your spouse! #trumphax
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Saw this one on a facebook page I followed. Several people, including myself, explained that this would NOT disinfect anything. It's OK though, because It was promptly explained to me that you should expose your kids to things like e-coli, so you can boost their immune system. Then the person who said that posted a photo of a child covered in mud, holding a puppy, saying #MyKidsLife. I had never experienced a "mommy knows best" moment in regards to e. coli. 
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Non Serviam posted:Saw this one on a facebook page I followed. A "friend" of mine (we've drifted apart for good reason) has two kids and they're absolutely terrifying if Facebook is anything to go by. The oldest is I think 3 or 4 and has spent her whole life refusing to wear clothes unless forced, and their mom is an anti-vaxxer. She also made zero efforts to childproof her house. Any images of her kids on Facebook are typically "My daughter got into the peanut butter and flung it all over the kitchen before dunking her head in glitter!" over and over again, mixed with "Ugh, Desi's got this weird rash again."
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chitoryu12 posted:A "friend" of mine (we've drifted apart for good reason) has two kids and they're absolutely terrifying if Facebook is anything to go by. The oldest is I think 3 or 4 and has spent her whole life refusing to wear clothes unless forced, and their mom is an anti-vaxxer. She also made zero efforts to childproof her house. Many of these people follow naturopaths and other quacks... it's loving sad for the kids
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Non Serviam posted:Many of these people follow naturopaths and other quacks... it's loving sad for the kids It's honestly impressive how many messes I saw on Facebook before she finally got so unbearable that I kept her off my feed altogether. It seemed like multiple times a week one or both kids would have a major mess and cover themselves and the nearby area in the contents of whatever container they got their hands on. The older daughter seems to have never been taught not to do so (at least not effectively) and she never tried to really keep this stuff out of their grasp, so it's a constant cycle. And yes, they're a redneck family. The mother actually isn't that unintelligent and we became friends because of our shared interests, but she's a rural girl through and through and can't move out of Geneva, FL or break her bad habits.
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chitoryu12 posted:It's honestly impressive how many messes I saw on Facebook before she finally got so unbearable that I kept her off my feed altogether. It seemed like multiple times a week one or both kids would have a major mess and cover themselves and the nearby area in the contents of whatever container they got their hands on. The older daughter seems to have never been taught not to do so (at least not effectively) and she never tried to really keep this stuff out of their grasp, so it's a constant cycle. To her credit, the lady who likes to expose her kids to e. coli doesn't use the homemade bleach. She uses, and I swear I'm serious: Vinegar Lemon Sunshine
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If they're good enough to be the ingredients in My Grandpappy's Ol' Fashioned Hard Candies (available in all quality country goods stores), they're good enough to act as my sole defense against all forms of disease
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Non Serviam posted:To her credit, the lady who likes to expose her kids to e. coli doesn't use the homemade bleach. She uses, and I swear I'm serious: Someone tell her vinegar is an evil acid with a low pH. Same with lemon.
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Is bleach like too expensive or something? Why do you need a homemade version? I love how all these remedies are always (apple cider) vinegar + xyz
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lancemantis posted:Is bleach like too expensive or something? Why do you need a homemade version? Bleach is chemicals, chemicals are unhealthful.
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lancemantis posted:Is bleach like too expensive or something? Why do you need a homemade version? I use a glass of apple cider vinegar with a dash of dishsoap to kill fruit flies; is that okay?
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I use a glass of apple cider vinegar with a dash of dishsoap to kill fruit flies; is that okay? Only if you chug no less than 2 litres a day without fail.
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Samizdata posted:Only if you chug no less than 2 litres a day without fail. Well, yeah. I use my burps to kill fruit flies. The dishsoap is to get rid of the stains afterwards. Walla!
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