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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

WELCOME TO THE NIGHTMARE FEAST



So loving would. That's beautiful.

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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004


Wow gently caress you for making everyone look at that again.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Is it supposed to be fat?

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

Its cheese stuffed inside an undercooked hamburger

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
The past few pages of this thread have been something else

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Centicrab love us all.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Humboldt Squid posted:

Its cheese stuffed inside an undercooked hamburger

Oh now I get it

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass

Is that foie gras ?

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

WELCOME TO THE NIGHTMARE FEAST



Naked Lunch sequel looking good.

Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011


Don't forget the rest of the hand.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Humboldt Squid posted:

Its cheese stuffed inside an undercooked hamburger

You eat hamburgers that are cooked more than medium rare?

There are rules, goddammit. Even medium rare is hardly allowable, but it's a convention authorized by the Hamburger Committee back in the '76 debates, so you have to abide by it.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Don't be a burger-Franco.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Man the worst anti-food porn is when one of your buddies' wives lets him buy one of those $2500 brushed stainless steel grills (with the sink and rangetop and poo poo) and buys him an apron that says "KING OF THE GRILL" or whatever and he's convinced he's hot poo poo with a grill and invites you over to show off and everything is several shades beyond well done because "grill" means "put that poo poo in and close the lid for half an hour."

Burgs are bad enough but one time I was at a cookout where one of these dadbros tried to make shrimp kebabs. I've never eaten a bicycle inner tube but I now know exactly what it would feel like :smith:

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Zanael posted:

Is that foie gras ?

Leek and truffles foie gras aspic. I think it's one of these exceptions where I would eat aspic, partly because the gelatin/meat ratio is OK and also because foie gras is sometimes served with porto gelatin and it tastes great.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

That prolapsed anus burger really ruined my day.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I don't eat meat that isn't at least approaching well done and cooked through since I'm not an animal

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

PCOS Bill posted:

I don't eat meat that isn't at least approaching well done and cooked through since I'm not an animal

nice try, dapper dog, but you'll need a lot more than a snazzy hat to fool us.

-CHA
Jun 21, 2004

State-of-the-art
home video technology

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Man the worst anti-food porn is when one of your buddies' wives lets him buy one of those $2500 brushed stainless steel grills (with the sink and rangetop and poo poo) and buys him an apron that says "KING OF THE GRILL" or whatever and he's convinced he's hot poo poo with a grill and invites you over to show off and everything is several shades beyond well done because "grill" means "put that poo poo in and close the lid for half an hour."

Burgs are bad enough but one time I was at a cookout where one of these dadbros tried to make shrimp kebabs. I've never eaten a bicycle inner tube but I now know exactly what it would feel like :smith:

These are also the kinds of people who make the extra thick "man sized" burgers and steaks then proceed to cook them until they are well done in the center and rock hard charcoal on the outer layer.

PCOS Bill posted:

I don't eat meat that isn't at least approaching well done and cooked through since I'm not an animal

Looks like someone hates flavor.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Oh good, a meat doneness argument, my absolute favourite.

Please, tell me more about how you heard on the Tee Vee that blue steaks stop cancer. Yes I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. I'll put it with the vegan one I also get.
















In the trash.


Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

Mexican Deathgasm posted:



This is a crosspost from a poster in GWS who is very talented and posts awesome stuff, but this looks like mold soup to me. It is probably delicious and far beyond my cooking skill.

:unsmith: Thanks

I thought it would just be a matter of time before something of mine appeared here.

-CHA
Jun 21, 2004

State-of-the-art
home video technology
Or you know, we could just continue to post Aspics.


probably not a true aspic since it comes out of the can in that consistency.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

-CHA posted:

Or you know, we could just continue to post Aspics.


probably not a true aspic since it comes out of the can in that consistency.

would

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


The last two pages have been genuinely nauseating and very, very hideous. Congratulations to you all, especially to Crow Jane for ruining cheese inside meat for me, which is an accomplishment.







Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

HOLD UP

MagicHateBall
Dec 11, 2002

Humans were drinking alcohol five thousand years ago, and they're still drinking it now. Alcohol is humanity's friend.

Can I abandon a friend?

These are actually pretty tasty. I recommend maple syrup.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I didn't know fried chicken and waffles was a thing until my roommate made it. 10/10, meat and waffles is Good. That picture sucks, though

e:



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cash crab has a new favorite as of 19:57 on Sep 5, 2015

Weatherwax
Aug 17, 2008

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

You can't make aspic appealing just by throwing some carrot slices next to it.

They could have used baby carrots at least

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

cash crab posted:

The last two pages have been genuinely nauseating and very, very hideous. Congratulations to you all, especially to Crow Jane for ruining cheese inside meat for me, which is an accomplishment.


Between this and the Bloody Yeast Infection burger, I'm ready to :barf:

The rice look like MAGGOTS.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Served with a tall glass of blue milk.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Raw chicken is good for you guys it fights cancer and its they way all the true fancy chefs eat it.

*sits back and waits for people who abuse people for not wanting their meat cold and dripping with blood to poo poo themselves for a month and lose 35kg*

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Raw chicken is good for you guys it fights cancer and its they way all the true fancy chefs eat it.

*sits back and waits for people who abuse people for not wanting their meat cold and dripping with blood to poo poo themselves for a month and lose 35kg*

I've had chicken sashimi before in Japan. It was pretty good. Would eat again.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
I'm terrified of undercooked chicken ever since I got really bad food poisoning when I was 17 and nearly died.

That poo poo is utterly horrific. Seeing raw chicken raises my heart beat a tiny bit every time because I know the horror that lurks behind the deliciousness of chicken.

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I'm terrified of undercooked chicken ever since I got really bad food poisoning when I was 17 and nearly died.

That poo poo is utterly horrific. Seeing raw chicken raises my heart beat a tiny bit every time because I know the horror that lurks behind the deliciousness of chicken.

It also has the worst texture. Like chicken paste, but squishy. Disgusting.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
Chicken is one meat you absolutely have to eat cooked through because the entirety of the US's chickens are drenched with salmonella.

Beef is fine and good to eat rare though, except ground beef.

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!
Raw brown rice on a slice of wheat bread with peanut butter, side of chopped lettuce, pinch of shredded cheese.

Smoke
Mar 12, 2005

I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!

Gun Saliva
And on that note, here's what I ate for dinner tonight. I'm in Bulgaria at the moment.



The restaurant called this Delicious Chicken on the menu. It tasted pretty good too.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Smoke posted:

And on that note, here's what I ate for dinner tonight. I'm in Bulgaria at the moment.



The restaurant called this Delicious Chicken on the menu. It tasted pretty good too.

is that a tin of beans in the top left

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Smoke
Mar 12, 2005

I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!

Gun Saliva
Fortunately not, the restaurant just serves its silverware and napkins in a small tin bucket for some reason.

On the other hand, that is actual loose corn.

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