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So if sigmarines are allegedly flesh and blood people from the old world why aren't there any ladeeez
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 12:34 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 04:04 |
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Who says there aren't? Have YOU seen under that armor?!
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 12:41 |
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You guys should stop being so ablelist; obviously he is hard of hearing and that's the best drat ear trumpet money can buy.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 12:58 |
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Hmm, yes, all that thunder and shouting.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 13:01 |
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JcDent posted:"Tyrant-san, Hivemind-sensei is away, but don't be sad, I can be your koibito!" It looks like he's peering through a telescope.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 13:03 |
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I'm at work right now and can't really go looking, but I'm sure TFWiki.net has a screenshot somewhere of the scene in the 1986 movie with the faceplated Constructicons blpwing trumpets. That's what this reminds me of--goofy animation from an 80s cartoon designed to sell action figures. Except even then, Transformers had a far more compelling setting than Age of Sigmar!
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 13:15 |
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Everytime someone posts GW models, I can't get over how poo poo the paint jobs are for studio models.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 13:16 |
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Yeah. They're absolutely tabletop quality, but for "this is awesome you should buy this RIGHT NOW" they're... lacking.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 13:18 |
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Esser-Z posted:Yeah. They're absolutely tabletop quality, but for "this is awesome you should buy this RIGHT NOW" they're... lacking. You forgot that they're selling to Then you buy a Baneblade and glue the tracks flat on the front. And yes, I will be surprized if Sigamarites turn out to be flesh and blood. Then again, maybe they're stated to be that already, I just haven't mustered the will to look at the fluff at all.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 13:34 |
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JcDent posted:You forgot that they're selling to Aren't the Stormcasts supposed to be golems or something? Or are they going to go Dragon Age on this and say they're humans sealed into armour and broiled alive with molten metal poured inside. Sort of like, you know, casting miniatures.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 13:42 |
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They were originally fairly explicitly soul golems but in the book one removes his helmet and looks human enough to reassure a human villager he's not a monster, so make of that what you will.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 13:45 |
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Sigmarite eternals are loving space marines. It's gone full circle.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 13:49 |
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I think my favourite bit about that Stormfront Hornblower is the hideous sword he seems to have swiped off a Cygnaran Junior Warcaster and scrawled runes all over. It's so ... stubby.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 13:58 |
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Loomer posted:Sigmarite eternals are loving space marines.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 14:02 |
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:It looks like he's peering through a telescope. I think it looks like his horn is totally clogged and he is checking what the hell clogged it up.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 14:16 |
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EVIR Gibson posted:I think it looks like his horn is totally clogged and he is checking what the hell clogged it up. "Sigmar drat it, there's another thunderbee stuck in my horn! This is the third time it happened this week!"
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 14:33 |
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WINNERSH TRIANGLE posted:I think my favourite bit about that Stormfront Hornblower is the hideous sword he seems to have swiped off a Cygnaran Junior Warcaster and scrawled runes all over. It's so ... stubby. I didn't realize C. S. Forester wrote white supremacist fiction.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 14:40 |
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spectralent posted:They were originally fairly explicitly soul golems but in the book one removes his helmet and looks human enough to reassure a human villager he's not a monster, so make of that what you will. Is that right before he murdered the villager to save the villager's soul from Chaos?
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 14:41 |
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Maybe he accidentally spit a loose tooth up there.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 14:44 |
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A gold tooth.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 14:52 |
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Gareth Gobulcoque posted:Everytime someone posts GW models, I can't get over how poo poo the paint jobs are for studio models. I've heard that they've consciously downgraded the studio paint jobs, so new hobbyists are not intimidated by the high quality paint jobs and are not disappointed when they can't match them.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 15:03 |
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Colonial Air Force posted:I didn't realize C. S. Forester wrote white supremacist fiction. Considering how "Stormcast Eternals" is such a bland name that I don't notice when I or someone else calls them Sigmarites or Celestials or whatever, that would work, too. They can't be flesh and blood, only Sigmar survived the fall of the old world, and he wasn't flesh nor blood drat, are they even trying to make the realmgate war (urgh) have any character? Or is it just two implacable armies clashing over Elemental Planes of Elements interspersed with Chaos destroying utopian worlds at times to show that poo poo is srs?
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 15:06 |
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Pyrolocutus posted:Is that right before he murdered the villager to save the villager's soul from Chaos? There's no evidence he didn't, so I am forced to assume yes.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 16:08 |
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Lord Hypnostache posted:I've heard that they've consciously downgraded the studio paint jobs, so new hobbyists are not intimidated by the high quality paint jobs and are not disappointed when they can't match them.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 16:13 |
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One of the things that struck me about the most recent Necron Codex was how lovely so many of the models looked. In particular all the Mephrit photos re-used from the...Shield of Baal supplement I think? Those minis were rear end, and definitely did not deserve to be Codex-quality photostock.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 16:48 |
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 17:03 |
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Described as "'heroic' as all gently caress in their proportions", TAG miniatures should consider making the heads smalle to hide their lack of face sculpting skills
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 18:21 |
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That is some lazy background cropping.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 18:26 |
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The paint job on that Freddy Mercury is incredible.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 18:29 |
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:The paint job on that Freddy Mercury is incredible. It's a kind of magic
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 18:33 |
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JcDent posted:
I suddenly feel better about my attempts to mash greenstuff into something approaching a shape I actually intended. Also my own painting skills. Is someone paying for these then?
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 22:07 |
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JcDent posted:
Did you ever get a bunch of Army Men when you were a kid and have them fight on the stovetop, only to slip and turn a burner on? Yeah.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 22:24 |
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SRM posted:Did you ever get a bunch of Army Men when you were a kid and have them fight on the stovetop, only to slip and turn a burner on? Yeah.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 22:29 |
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The two DPM patterned trousers are legit though. Actually except for the Tiger Stripe pattern, they all look fairly spot-on for the type of camouflage being done (although I thought that DPM had black in it). Also, none of them are wearing the green used by German tanks in 1941. Oh god, I'm one of those guys aren't I?
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 23:03 |
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enrious posted:The two DPM patterned trousers are legit though. Actually except for the Tiger Stripe pattern, they all look fairly spot-on for the type of camouflage being done (although I thought that DPM had black in it). Welcome to historical gaming fellow Grognard!
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 23:17 |
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:The paint job on that Freddy Mercury is incredible. poo poo, now I want an actual Freddie Mercury mini.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 23:21 |
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JcDent posted:"Tyrant-san, Hivemind-sensei is away, but don't be sad, I can be your koibito!" isn't there a sigmarine with a skull for a head? does this mean that they've already retconned sigmarines from being undead husks to living people?
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 00:27 |
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Esser-Z posted:poo poo, now I want an actual Freddie Mercury mini. In the most recent Malifaux nightmare edition box, there's a strongman called Mercury as an alternate performer. All the model's actions are the same as the original performer, so Mercury lures people in with a Siren Call, can cast Seduction on scheme markers, and poisons people with wine and hairpins.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 00:31 |
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Obviously, a 150lb single arm press is very respectable, but his form is all over the place.
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