crAPPLE special event sept 9 anticipation station!!

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bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

so its wednesday afternoon now, how'd teh event go?

# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:24

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 09:42

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

cremnob posted:

actually ur wrong

lmao units shipped as a measure of good? ahahah i guess pepsi is good tooi>?????

# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:25

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Breakfast All Day posted:

rockin

please don't use this word when referring to what phone you own.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:28

Locker Room Zubaz: Aug 8, 2006; ~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

theflyingexecutive posted:

lol at people buying 4k tvs for their lovely hosed macroblocked garbage cable feeds and pretending it's worth it

ATV will have HEVC decoding and will become the first succesful 4k source

# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:29

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

im rockin a moto X (2013) right now, how can i stream the event? im also rockin a windows 10 gameing "rig"

# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:30

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

Breakfast All Day posted:

gonna buy a hugepad if it had dece stylus support

on the fence about 6s. still rockin the 4.

i'd also be interested in a Wacom killer. maybe it will be as simple as the added force touch. if there is a stylus i kinda hope it's relegated to just art apps or something cause gently caress.

the iPhone 4 was good cause it was glass front and back. the 6 is good cause it's a rounded seamless device. the 5 was actually kinda lame and didn't break much new ground besides being unibody. anyway, from the external design alone the 6 seems like a must have although i was kinda broke when it came out so 6S it is.

bobbilljim posted:

so its wednesday afternoon now, how'd teh event go?

ugh!! i missed it??

echinopsis posted:

lmao units shipped as a measure of good? ahahah i guess pepsi is good tooi>?????

*sipping on a soda* well diet isn't too bad

_{if you get this reference remind me what it's from thank you}

# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:32

Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

ATV will have HEVC decoding and will become the first succesful 4k source

but unfortunately it wont support 4k out til atv5

# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:34

Locker Room Zubaz: Aug 8, 2006; ~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

Triglav posted:

but unfortunately it wont support 4k out til atv5

It's going to support 4k i can feel it in my bones

# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:36

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

my prediction: iphone 6s/6s+ with rumble pak functionality

possibly ipad maxi with ipen because apparently the finger is no longer the best stylus

apple tv rev that nobody will honestly care about

# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:09

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

you're not far off with he "rumble pack", it will have taptic i bet.

the apple TV will be pretty disappointing if it doesn't have some subscription package or prime sense or an app store or maybe all of those.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:11

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

every atv comes with a year of hbo to go

bam

# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:30

Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

the gently caress would be the benefit of primesense. itd just be a firephone-like gimmick

it'll connect to the ios appstore and run flappy bird

# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:31

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

the new ipad will have a stylus and metro style multitasking

cupertino start your photocopiers

# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:33

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

why aren't we selling more iPads? doopy doop ipad 2 will get iOS 9

# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:54

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

no way will we get new iphones and new ipads at the same event

ipad event in october book it

# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:57

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

bobbilljim posted:

im rockin a moto X (2013) right now, how can i stream the event? im also rockin a windows 10 gameing "rig"

apple is actually offering windows 10 streaming for this one because they have no standards anymore

# ? Sep 9, 2015 06:08

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

you can pay for movies and tv shows by putting your balls on the new appletv's balltouch id

# ? Sep 9, 2015 06:26

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

ive been paying for things with my balls for ages

# ? Sep 9, 2015 06:37

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

infernal machines posted:

the new ipad will have a stylus and metro style multitasking

cupertino start your photocopiers

jesus christ it's come to this again hasn't it

i mean every iphone user should thank android every day for existing because it let someone overrule steve jobs and finally put in basic features like cut and paste into ios.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 06:40

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

David Copperfield posted:

jesus christ it's come to this again hasn't it

i mean every iphone user should thank android every day for existing because it let someone overrule steve jobs and finally put in basic features like cut and paste into ios.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 06:44

Coolwhoami: Sep 13, 2007

The only important thing is some of the ipads getting first party stylii that will actually work (vs current expensive and bad stuff)and thus eliminate the only thing Samsung has over them other than price. Hth

# ? Sep 9, 2015 07:14

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

my credit cards are ready for everything tim has in store

# ? Sep 9, 2015 07:15

pram: Jun 10, 2001

triple sulk posted:

my credit cards are ready for everything tim has in store

same!

# ? Sep 9, 2015 07:22

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

i'm probably going to buy a new ipad

not a big one though, because that's stupid

# ? Sep 9, 2015 07:26

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

pram posted:

same!

i am gonna hit so many signup bonuses op. its like a secondary gift tim is giving me by providing me with objects to spend money on, which is the first gift. i am unfathomably horned over all the points and miles i am going to earn.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 07:28

Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

tomorrow i'll awake before dawn. i'll drink a glass of water, but not eat breakfast. i'll do stretching and calisthenics, followed by hours of yoga. once physically liberated, i'll briefly chant in pali before meditating, stilling myself of all thoughts and preconceived ideas, becoming an empty vessel. later, a quiet bell will ring, stirring me from my meditation. i'll turn on the stream and watch tim give birth to the world, one product at a time, after an update on retail

# ? Sep 9, 2015 07:37

Coolwhoami: Sep 13, 2007

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS APPLE KEYNOTE 2015 AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, TIMB. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME SAMSUNG BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY'VE MADE THE WORLDS BEST PHONE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I POST

# ? Sep 9, 2015 07:59

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

I've been on a juice cleanse for three days, preparing my body to receive the word

# ? Sep 9, 2015 08:16

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

lmao if you're not smoking DMT drink during the speak

# ? Sep 9, 2015 08:25

Rahu: Feb 14, 2009; let me just check my figures real quick here; Grimey Drawer

I hope they make a smallphone again :ohdear:

# ? Sep 9, 2015 09:45

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Just ask yourself this: "would it be profitable for Apple to make a normal size phone?" and I think you'll realise why you'll never have a smallphone again. They care not about you, but the profite

# ? Sep 9, 2015 10:10

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

echinopsis posted:

Just ask yourself this: "would it be profitable for Apple to make a normal size phone?" and I think you'll realise why you'll never have a smallphone again. They care not about you, but the profite

profitte

# ? Sep 9, 2015 11:02

Dr. Phildo: Dec 8, 2003; Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so; Soiled Meat

ok Tim this is what I want so I hope you listen

just give me the updated 6s or whatev in a 5s chassis and I'll buy it straight up. also please a laptop with a bluray I live in a place where streaming and downloading is still kinda crap.

this thing is gonna be about 3am in my part of the world and I'm gonna miss out on the first hours of preordering a new phone and I'll have to wait til next loving June to get one

# ? Sep 9, 2015 12:12

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

The Management posted:

I've been on a juice cleanse for three days, preparing my body to receive the word

gently caress I knew I forgot something

Tim forgive me for the Chipotle in my bowels

Dr. Phildo posted:

just give me the updated 6s or whatev in a 5s chassis and I'll buy it straight up.

Apple hear our prayer

# ? Sep 9, 2015 12:41

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

i'm ready for the public release of ios 9

also that universal search stuff sounds really cool

# ? Sep 9, 2015 12:43

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

computer parts posted:

i'm ready for the public release of ios 9

also that universal search stuff sounds really cool

# ? Sep 9, 2015 12:43

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Rahu posted:

I hope they make a smallphone again

this civic center is afraid of me... i have seen its true face. the rows of seats are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the fanboys will drown. the accumulated filth of all their force tapping and ipad photography will foam up about their jorts and all the tech writers and pundits will look up and shout "smallphone!"...