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Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Oh man, that Wiley sticking it to the rich politicians. About time someone did.

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Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Classic Dilbert



Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set doesn't understand perspective.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFTgkibl7DU

Working Daze stares an an egg.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix applies chaos theory to a simple problem.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour


Intelligent Life


Retail

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Mark Trail



... say, Ken, did you notice a whale in hot pursuit of our boat, or is it just me?
I'm sure this has been mentioned, but shouldn't Mark be somewhat concerned that he may have already been exposed to some serious radiation? Maybe if he has though what's done is done and it's just a matter of waiting to see what symptoms appear when.

F Minus



Mary Worth



He whipped it at her like a throwing star. Those things can hurt.

Rex Morgan MD



Not with that attitude you won't.

Secret Agent X-9



Want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

Apartment 3-G



There was a prequel to that Brad Pitt movie?

dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010

1. People put posters on their bathroom wall?
2. You're allowed to enjoy old things even if they're not popular anymore.
3. Boyz II Men are still around performing.
4. That isn't irony.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Johnny Walker posted:

I'm sure this has been mentioned, but shouldn't Mark be somewhat concerned that he may have already been exposed to some serious radiation? Maybe if he has though what's done is done and it's just a matter of waiting to see what symptoms appear when.

In comic logic yes, in the real world, water is a fantastic shield against radiation in addition to whatever shielding the containers provide.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man


And now the hotly anticipated extramarital sexy times can begin!

Yeesh, you can even see where her stupid shorts probably used to be bikini bottoms.


Sally Forth


Good news for you, Nona! That poo poo doesn't get old even after you're out of school. I still love some new office supplies.


The Heart of Juliet Jones

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Weed: it's basically the joker toxin right? And takes effect within minutes of consumption?
Also, it's another story where Peter feels emasculated by MJ doing stuff.

Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH

Evil Mastermind posted:

I still have a hard time believing this is the same comic that gave us the Gravelines Prison storyline two(?) years ago.
Sadly the Gravelines arc was an aberration. Before that we had bullshit like the dramatic story of the migration of crocodile people and posters were similarly upset that a comic with a cool premise and good art was so dull.

At least that's my recollection. I can't remember if the gripping tale of the Phantom causing a lioness to walk along a pole was before or after Gravelines.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Mr. Squishy posted:

Weed: it's basically the joker toxin right? And takes effect within minutes of consumption?
Also, it's another story where Peter feels emasculated by MJ doing stuff.

Calling it now. Bernice asks what is in the brownies and momma-love says "walnuts" or something equally mundane.

The laughter was in you the whole time!

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!


This strip is loving garbage.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Two Bloom County 2015s because Berke woke up late yesterday.





Skippy (July 11, 1928)



Peanuts (September 9, 1968, and if that date seems like deja vu, it's because the guy who obsessively dates all the old strips screwed up on checking the Monday and Tuesday posts.)



Funky Winkerbean



The punchline: Les Moore's trite similes are embarrassing.

Rip Haywire, featuring Cobra Carson as Nemi With Horns.



Thimble Theater (March 28, 1929)

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean



The punchline: Les Moore's trite similes are embarrassing.

I know it's too much to hope for, but what I wouldn't give for her to actually throw those tapes out, the line about digitizing them only being misdirection.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I know it's too much to hope for, but what I wouldn't give for her to actually throw those tapes out, the line about digitizing them only being misdirection.

Destroy the relics of a Saint? BLASPHEMER! :byodame: Burn the heretic!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Take a deep breath and enjoy some Fake Companion Comix.

Pooch Café



Tom Hanks' career took a while to get off the ground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqDf22JiTyw

Ballard Street


Can't really tell if that thing's arm is painted on or if it's 3d and articulated so it can give handjobs, but I'm going to assume it's one of those.

The Creeps



I don't like posting reruns, but I like the Creeps, so I'm going to keep posting these until I get to one I remember.

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Safe Havens continues to defy reality













Dustin: in which we return to the France arc in the sake of completeness













On the Fastrack: The Wedding concludes











Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

I don't know which I hate more; Dethany's steampunk outfit or the fact that she's constantly got that small smile no matter what.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yes, is the answer to your quandary.

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Red Meat

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

Drum circle? Who does that? Do people even do that other than in cliche 'mock hippies' moments in movies?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
No, once again proving who is the only sane one.

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!

SomeMathGuy posted:

That was not an edit, terrifyingly. I'm not sure why daily Phantom has undergone such a meteoric downfall but when I'm thinking back on this election arc and the John X arc it's... something, alright.

Isn't the same creative team on the Sunday strips? How are those managing to be so markedly less poo poo?

Paul Ryan is the daily artist and Terry Beatty is the Sunday artist, but Tony DePaul writes both.

My (totally unsubstantiated) theory is that the syndicate instructed DePaul to dial it back a few notches. While we goons all agree that "Diana Goes To Jail" was loving awesome, it was also really dark and intense by newspaper comic standards. Now consider the demographics that are reading newspaper comics, and how the most popular strips are the most bland and inoffensive ones.

I think the Sunday strips get a bit more leeway, which would explain the difference we've been seeing lately. Plus they have to compete with Prince Valiant in the "violent adventure epic" category.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Evil Mastermind posted:

I don't know which I hate more; Dethany's steampunk outfit or the fact that she's constantly got that small smile no matter what.
Her steampunk outfit is literally just the bug's regular outfit.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


fondue posted:

Drum circle? Who does that? Do people even do that other than in cliche 'mock hippies' moments in movies?

Old people.

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.

fondue posted:

Drum circle? Who does that? Do people even do that other than in cliche 'mock hippies' moments in movies?

they happen all the time at my university, but that's mostly because they're put on by the native students center and our university actually tries to give a poo poo about native issues.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker


"Why? Do their servants work harder than our servants?"

9 Chickweed Lane


Brooke manages to miss the mark again.

Pibgorn

ukonvasara
Aug 16, 2012

a mixture of gravity and waggery

THOSE ARE BOTH WORDS

THIS JOKE IS SO POORLY CONCEIVED

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

fondue posted:

Drum circle? Who does that? Do people even do that other than in cliche 'mock hippies' moments in movies?

Every weekend in my neighborhood!

On to the comics.

Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)
By way of Cronenberg.





Outbusts of Everett True





Fritzi Ritz





Sick, Sick, Sick (click for big)



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sputnik_1


Wee Pals


Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Indolent Bastard posted:

Calling it now. Bernice asks what is in the brownies and momma-love says "walnuts" or something equally mundane.

The laughter was in you the whole time!

Either this or they leave it a cripplingly stupid wink and a nod.

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

Shugojin posted:

Old people.




Captain Novolin posted:

they happen all the time at my university, but that's mostly because they're put on by the native students center and our university actually tries to give a poo poo about native issues.
I think I live a sheltered life.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Peanuts: Year Three (March 26-29, 1953)









Out Our Way (November 14-15, 1927)



Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.




They won't think it's so funny when he kills and eats them.

No you're not. :argh:

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic



Radio Patrol



Rip Kirby



Big Ben Bolt

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Slammy posted:

Fritzi Ritz



This particular comic changed a Japanese boy's life forever.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

WHAT COUP

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
Counting coup?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
I guess if Kipwa had the most rocks in his basket its a coup, albeit the dumbest loving one ever.

So since this is the phantom, of course that's the answer.

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Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Classic Dilbert



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