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Someday when robots are legitimate sex workers, this will be a valuable scheduling tool. Think of yourselves as beta testers.
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The day a spam bot can pass the turing test we are all hosed.
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Sep 4, 2015 03:07
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lol if you wouldnt gently caress a chatbot
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Sep 4, 2015 05:09
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anime was right posted:lol if you wouldnt gently caress a chatbot i can't download a.. nevermind
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Sep 4, 2015 06:15
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thats not a very nice post, and confused mental ill people shouldn't be made fun off. but, the internet is a cesspit
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Sep 4, 2015 06:16
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Would look better with poet or bell sleeves, sleevless is a bad look for that dress. At least throw on a shrug or something.
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Sep 4, 2015 06:24
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ive been hitting up okc tonight and well, i'm going to start taking a shot every time i see the word 'ecletic' on a girl's profile. this all works out because i was planning on drinking myself to death at one point or another anyways
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Sep 4, 2015 06:56
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may as well go all out and add "wanderlust" and "netflix" to that words list. you'll be dead from the first profile
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Sep 4, 2015 07:02
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all you need to do is just read the bolded linequote:My self-summary 
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Business Gorillas posted:all you need to do is just read the bolded line When she says "do not be hung up on an ex," it is because she is hung up on an ex, who was in turn hung up on an ex. Listing what you think were the hallmarks of your bad recent relationship and saying "Be Not This" is p. basic IMO.
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Sep 4, 2015 08:05
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i made the mistake of bringing up a common interest and i'm no longer getting messages
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Sep 4, 2015 08:14
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Business Gorillas posted:i made the mistake of bringing up a common interest and i'm no longer getting messages It was bait. That interest was actually a deal breaker.
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Sep 4, 2015 08:16
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darth cookie posted:It was bait. That interest was actually a deal breaker. it would own if the entire profile was actually just a list of everything the ex she isn't over liked and the entire profile was a massive trap
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Sep 4, 2015 08:33
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Is netspeak like newspeak?
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Sep 4, 2015 16:22
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Archimago posted:Is netspeak like newspeak? I need a woman that revs my Gibson
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Sep 4, 2015 18:37
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Sep 4, 2015 18:39
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Wow that lady has a strong chin. She could probably take a punch.
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Sep 4, 2015 18:52
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I'm the little mustache
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Sep 4, 2015 19:34
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LethalGeek posted:
I always wondered if there were any consequences of Phillip Seymour Hoffman getting high on heroin and banging random hookers.
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InterFaced posted:I always wondered if there were any consequences of Phillip Seymour Hoffman getting high on heroin and banging random hookers. loving lol
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Sep 4, 2015 20:24
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Business Gorillas posted:Video Games- Hotline Miami, Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, Animal Crossing, Professor Layton, Skyrim, Super Mario 64, Mario Galaxy, Katamari Damacy, Picross, and probably more I can't think of. Will rip your dick off and stuff it in your mouth after you agree to bondage.
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Sep 4, 2015 20:35
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MrYenko posted:Will rip your dick off and stuff it in your mouth after you agree to bondage. He's a big fan of cutesy Nintendo games, and violent artless murder simulators.
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Sep 4, 2015 20:38
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InterFaced posted:I always wondered if there were any consequences of Phillip Seymour Hoffman getting high on heroin and banging random hookers. 
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haha drat wow you owned that bot
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Good name.
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I bet she loves anal
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Sep 7, 2015 00:45
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InterFaced posted:I always wondered if there were any consequences of Phillip Seymour Hoffman getting high on heroin and banging random hookers. didn't he realize that the not-tight butthole didn't have a penis beneath it or what?
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A woman tricked her friend into having sex with her by posing as a man and persuading her to wear a blindfold in the bedroom, a court has heard.quote:"Kye" had told her he was in hospital, she said, and was not well enough to see her after he was treated for a car accident and a brain tumour.
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mobby_6kl posted:A woman tricked her friend into having sex with her by posing as a man and persuading her to wear a blindfold in the bedroom, a court has heard.  I mean. How? Was there, like, no touching allowed?
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Sep 9, 2015 15:35
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I'm going to guess that "Kye" is a landwhale and that it's drat hard to sex a landwhale blindfolded if they keep your hands away from their genitals.
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HerStuddMuffin posted:I'm going to guess that "Kye" is a landwhale and that it's drat hard to sex a landwhale blindfolded if they keep your hands away from their genitals. They both are likely tremendously fat.
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HerStuddMuffin posted:I'm going to guess that "Kye" is a landwhale and that it's drat hard to sex a landwhale blindfolded if they keep your hands away from their genitals. For real
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The perpetrator isn't attractive, but she's not a whale either: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/victim-woman-who-pretended-man-6407682 There are no pictures of the victim that I could find, she isn't named in any articles about this case.
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drat, I was way off. The victim's assessment that she "was a bit stupid" is clearly much more on target. Also, are there no lesbian bars in the UK? Why did that woman have to fool another woman into thinking she was a man in order to have sex with women?
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HerStuddMuffin posted:drat, I was way off. The victim's assessment that she "was a bit stupid" is clearly much more on target. This isn't that uncommon http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9982142/Teenage-victim-of-woman-who-pretended-to-be-a-man-speaks-out.html http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2011/01/14/woman-accused-of-pretending-to-be-a-man-to-trick-women-into-sex/ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2110430/Gemma-Barker-jailed-Vctims-girl-dressed-boy-date-speak-anguish.html
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Sep 9, 2015 18:01
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Crashbee posted:This isn't that uncommon Not uncommon in the UK at any rate.
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there are lesbian bars in the uk but no-one goes in them because of the fire safety :bart:
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As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man, what can you do for me that I can't do for myself? I pay my own bills, have a career, I'm educated, and I have a stable family. In reference to money, I need something more. I need a man who is striving for excellence in every aspect of his life. I need someone who is striving for excellence mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation, I don't need a simple-minded man. I need someone striving for excellence spiritually because I don't need to be unequally yoked, believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster. I need a man who is striving for excellence financially because I don't need another financial burden. I need someone who is sensitive enough to understand what I go through as a woman, but strong enough to keep me grounded. I need someone who has integrity in dealing with relationships. Lies and game playing are not my idea of a strong man. I need a man who is family oriented. One who can be the priest and provider to the lives entrusted to him by God. I need someone whom I can respect. In order to be submissive I must respect him. I cannot be submissive to a man who isn't taking care of his business. I have no problem being submissive but he has to be worthy. Also I am not looking for him, he will find me. He may not be able to explain the connection but he will be drawn to me. This may be asking a lot, but I'm worth a lot. ______________________________________/ 
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