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Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

in mgs v i just got the tape where huey breaks down because hes never seen otacon but given his behavior this far im waiting for the next tape to reveal he actually sent hal to an orphanage or something because he was getting in the way of his research. Ocelot is going too easy on huey is waht im getting at

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Busta Chimes.wav posted:

in mgs v i just got the tape where huey breaks down because hes never seen otacon but given his behavior this far im waiting for the next tape to reveal he actually sent hal to an orphanage or something because he was getting in the way of his research. Ocelot is going too easy on huey is waht im getting at

no matter what ocelot does, just remember

huey gets cucked by his son and then kills himself in shame

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
Huey is quite possibly one of the most realistically despicable characters to ever be in a videogame- not like in what he is (silly anime poo poo - a paralyzed robotics expert with an exoskeleton) but in his attitude: he is the epitome of an entirely self-centered weasel and hides every single bit of his negative traits behind a veneer of being utterly pitiful

Like he does legitimately awful stuff over and over and over and over and utterly refuses to take responsibility for ANY of it.

Like in a world of comic book villains who burn children alive and rape people and force other people to rape people he's close to the most detestable person

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Kenny Logins posted:

howlongtobeat.com says average speedrun for 1 is ~3h, for 2 it's 2.5 hours , for 3 it's ~3.5 hours, for 4 it's ~5 hours.

you could do the first 4 in 14 hours if you knew what you were doing and didn't mind skipping cutscenes. at the very least you could get them all done in a day

i didn't know that was a thing, thanks.

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

hot saucerman

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

his little cheer after he smokes skullface is so disgustingly pathetic

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Blackula69 posted:

hot saucerman

hot soccermom

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

ayn rand hand job posted:

no matter what ocelot does, just remember

huey gets cucked by his son and then kills himself in shame

love it

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
remember when naomi killed herself to get away from otacon

remember when eva killed herself to get away from otacon

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

its canon that by mgr:r otacon is a stone cold ladies man

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cmgss: Snake Eater finished. now I need to find someone I can borrow a PSP and Portable OPS from.

(it was bad)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jerry Cotton posted:

(it was bad)

I mean even for a Metal Gear game

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Jerry Cotton posted:

cmgss: Snake Eater finished. now I need to find someone I can borrow a PSP and Portable OPS from.

(it was bad)

it runs pretty well in ppsspp

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Silver Alicorn posted:

it runs pretty well in ppsspp

this
if your telephone isnt a peice of poo poo you can have an enjoyable time playing psp games
if you want physical controls buy a psp go and get your video games for free

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Liver Disaster posted:

this
if your telephone isnt a peice of poo poo you can have an enjoyable time playing psp games
if you want physical controls buy a psp go and get your video games for free

lol at playing games on a telephone

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pX1YiT6UdA

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Jerry Cotton posted:

lol at playing games on a telephone

its how i play ac!d while pooping, needs suited

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I meant on a PC but ok

the camera controls kinda suck

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
also Metal Gear Acid 1/2 have the kinda goofiest official art




bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Blackula69 posted:

hot saucerman

snake, this is a solo bolo

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Liver Disaster posted:

this
if your telephone isnt a peice of poo poo you can have an enjoyable time playing psp games
if you want physical controls buy a psp go and get your video games for free

on that note is there a really nice BT controller i could use with my phone for emus

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Fabricated posted:

also Metal Gear Acid 1/2 have the kinda goofiest official art






amazing
also she is a human meat grinder in the intro movie, i hope that holds up through the game
not too keen on the dolls but the gameplay is p fun so ill deal

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dodoman posted:

she's the whole reason big boss becomes who he is and is the most important character in the franchise

so important that she gets a bullet in the teeth and isn't mentioned before or afterward

it's vitally, desperately important to the plot that the mission succeed without any women getting in the way by selfishly surviving

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
these trolls work better when you've played the game in question because everyone is just laughing and thinking about eva right now

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
eva is hilarious

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

haveblue posted:

these trolls work better when you've played the game in question because everyone is just laughing and thinking about eva right now

???

she dies to ensure the hero can succeed too

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

also because women are disposable props in video shames?!?!?!

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

Panty Saluter posted:

on that note is there a really nice BT controller i could use with my phone for emus

ds3/4

needs root+app though

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



I like when Huey barges in after mission 43 and blames you for a bunch of stuff he did.

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

Stymie posted:

???

she dies to ensure the hero can succeed too

no, she gets injured during a general slaughter by liquid and then decides to die with the boss' corpse for some reason

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Dodoman posted:

ds3/4

needs root+app though

yeah im not really comfortable rooting my phone, seems dicey

also wouldnt an external app add latency

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Stymie posted:

so important that she gets a bullet in the teeth and isn't mentioned before or afterward

it's vitally, desperately important to the plot that the mission succeed without any women getting in the way by selfishly surviving

peace walker probably would have been better if it wasn't about the boss too but it was

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dodoman posted:

no, she gets injured during a general slaughter by liquid and then decides to die with the boss' corpse for some reason

that reason is because for her to survive snake would have had to jeopardize the mission

nothing gives a hero more motivation than the killing of a woman in his life

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Stymie posted:

so important that she gets a bullet in the teeth and isn't mentioned before or afterward

it's vitally, desperately important to the plot that the mission succeed without any women getting in the way by selfishly surviving

why do you take video games so seriously, stymie?

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears


because.

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

Panty Saluter posted:

yeah im not really comfortable rooting my phone, seems dicey

also wouldnt an external app add latency

i haven't noticed any latency so far in gba and snes games. there's a test app (before you buy the actual one) to test whether your controller works and the inputs were registered on screen the moment i pressed i them.

you have a note 2 right? samsung dropped major support for that ages ago so just root and install a decent custom rom

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ludwig van Halen posted:

why do you take video games so seriously, stymie?

i only take the bad ones seriously because people shouldn't have to play bad games

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Dodoman posted:

no, she gets injured during a general slaughter by liquid and then decides to die with the boss' corpse for some reason

solidus

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
i thought solidus's armour looked cool

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power botton
Nov 2, 2011

life is too short to play bad games

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