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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Dog Diary Week 2:  +  + 
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Sep 15, 2015 17:15
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Sever She isn't gonna train this dog. It's basically gonna become s terrible spoiled unsociable gently caress of a dog. Sever
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Sep 15, 2015 17:37
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Just kill the dog isn't that what cops normally do
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Sep 15, 2015 17:59
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Branis posted:She isn't gonna train this dog. It's basically gonna become s terrible spoiled unsociable gently caress of a dog. Sever Uh yea, also this.
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Sep 15, 2015 18:48
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Still laughing that you bought a rat in the hopes of getting laid
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Sep 15, 2015 19:41
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Sep 15, 2015 19:45
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Also I deal with dog surrenders on a near-daily basis. You're screwed bruh. Pray that whatever the UK-equivalent of the Human Society is takes pity on you when you try to surrender that genetic deadend of a dog. They're going to make fun of you after you leave too by the way.
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Sep 15, 2015 19:48
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:genetic deadend of a dog 
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Sep 15, 2015 19:53
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That isn't a dog, it's a loving sewer rat.
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Sep 15, 2015 20:19
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Man up and live with your mistake. You are forced to take care of the Mexican rat dog, and you shall marry butter face.
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Sep 15, 2015 20:32
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GunForumMeme posted:Man up and drown your mistake.
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Sep 15, 2015 20:48
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GunForumMeme posted:Man up and drown your mistake Maybe you could make it look like an accident Like you were just doing your weekly rock cleanup and the little
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Sep 15, 2015 20:56
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Better put your foot down or you will live my life 3 dogs 4 cats and 3 rabbits later I said no more
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Sep 15, 2015 21:17
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Groveling Toast posted:Better put your foot down or you will live my life
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Sep 15, 2015 21:30
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So far the only person coming up with serious solutions is Drakerider. Also, TwoFingers, what makes this worse is that I was smashing it more before I bought the little bastard. Let's see how well putting down some ground rules goes, now to find some emotional leverage....
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Sep 15, 2015 21:37
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:So far the only person coming up with serious solutions is Drakerider. But eating the dog is only way to gain its powers. Plus you'll have dominion over its soul in the afterlife.
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Sep 15, 2015 22:23
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Let's see how well putting down some ground rules goes, now to find some emotional leverage.... Don't bother faking a pregnancy. Chicks see right through that. 
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Sep 15, 2015 22:33
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:So far the only person coming up with serious solutions is Drakerider. Since you paid for the dog with the intention of getting sex, arrest her for prostitution, or if that's legal in UK then for breach of contract and failure to deliver.
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Sep 15, 2015 22:39
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No, I've been seeing her for a while and smashing the legs off her, but she was giving me all this ridiculous nonsense like suggesting moving in together or going to her family for Christmas. I was hoping buying 'us' a dog would stop this. It has stopped it, but now I keep getting cockblocked by the hairy little bastard.
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Sep 15, 2015 22:44
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Let the dog destroy some of her shoes, that'll put a stop to the little fucker.
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Sep 15, 2015 22:52
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Let the dog destroy some of her shoes, that'll put a stop to the little fucker. This is a good plan. Perhaps I will put some food on the shoes. How can this plan go wrong?
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Sep 15, 2015 23:02
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This is like a really lovely CBS sitcom episode
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Sep 15, 2015 23:11
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Booblord Zagats posted:This is like a really lovely CBS sitcom episode 
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Sep 15, 2015 23:15
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Booblord Zagats posted:This is like a really lovely CBS sitcom episode coplife.txt
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Sep 15, 2015 23:52
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Let the dog destroy some of her shoes, that'll put a stop to the little fucker. 
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Sep 15, 2015 23:55
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Nws that poo poo dude
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Sep 16, 2015 00:00
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Needs the GTA style "wasted" text
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Sep 16, 2015 00:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkMUU9tUqk
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Sep 16, 2015 00:11
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I would think Bernard is a fictional character if I hadn't met people less self aware and more reprehensible
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Sep 16, 2015 00:12
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Bernard is the only good cop poster imo
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Sep 16, 2015 00:27
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Smiling Jack posted:I would think Bernard is a fictional character if I hadn't met people less self aware and more reprehensible He's actually a complete pushover and ran out and bought the dog as a last ditch because he thought she might leave so he's trying to tie her down. She's gonna take the dog when she leaves too.
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Sep 16, 2015 00:33
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Bernard is the only good cop imo
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Sep 16, 2015 00:35
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sooner or later Bernards self destructive irish heritage is going to kick in and his hair will fall out while his back hair gets thicker and he will end up marrying a Romanian cam girl and move to Liverpool to open an indian food restaurant.
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Sep 16, 2015 01:43
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I think the man loves the small dog.
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Sep 16, 2015 01:45
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As a person with two dogs, five cats, three ferrets and two bunnies, all of who roam free around the house, I can say one chihuahaeyyyeee ain't poo poo. Deal with it Bernard.
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Sep 16, 2015 03:10
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Vahakyla posted:As a person with two dogs, five cats, three ferrets and two bunnies, all of who roam free around the house, I can say one chihuahaeyyyeee ain't poo poo. Deal with it Bernard. gently caress your parent's basement must smell worse than the DnD posters you try and impress
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Sep 16, 2015 03:17
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Smiling Jack posted:gently caress your parent's basement must smell worse than the DnD posters you try and impress heh
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Sep 16, 2015 03:43
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Vahakyla posted:As a person with two dogs, five cats, three ferrets and two bunnies, all of who roam free around the house, I can say one chihuahaeyyyeee ain't poo poo. Deal with it Bernard. this is worse than your opinions on use of force
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Sep 16, 2015 03:43
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Vahakyla posted:As a person with two dogs, five cats, three ferrets and two bunnies, all of who roam free around the house 
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