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quote:How often do you use Facebook? quote:Which superpower would you rather have?
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i went out with my first okcupid date tonight and she was practically bald 
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Sep 15, 2015 04:58
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Business Gorillas posted:i went out with my first okcupid date tonight and she was practically bald Was she bald due to some medical condition/other necessity or just sporting a RADICAL haircut?
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Sep 15, 2015 04:59
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business gorilla dong was a cancer patient's dying wish 
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Sep 15, 2015 05:00
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Sep 15, 2015 05:20
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Chomp8645 posted:Was she bald due to some medical condition/other necessity or just sporting a RADICAL haircut? i didnt ask but her hair was super thin and i could see her scalp she spent a good chunk of the night talking about how she was being stalked by someone else on okcupid edit: quote:My self-summary
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Sep 15, 2015 06:00
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i didn't consider adding "BITCH WHY YOU BALD" to my arsenal but i plan on doing so from now on
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Sep 15, 2015 06:02
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im sincerely curious how she hid it in photos. hats?
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Sep 15, 2015 06:06
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Otisburg posted:im sincerely curious how she hid it in photos. hats? hats and making sure you couldn't see the top of her head edit: she had long hair but it looked like she was balding, just google female pattern hair loss
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Sep 15, 2015 06:29
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She should just shave it off
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Sep 15, 2015 06:51
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quote:Fave Food: Italian, American, Mexican,, No spicy Foods, Sea foods.. I love fast foods 2.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAzXEIsxl4
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Sep 15, 2015 07:32
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The number one and I mean absolute number one rule to online dating is that you can not list Golden loving Corral as one of your "fave restaurants." I'm reeling~~~
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Sep 15, 2015 07:35
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olive garden in the number one spot on the plus side someone that gastronomically basic is a cheap date
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Sep 15, 2015 07:37
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Sheep-Goats posted:The number one and I mean absolute number one rule to online dating is that you can not list Golden loving Corral as one of your "fave restaurants." I'm the aspiration to eat at Outback Steakhouse ~~one day~~
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Sep 15, 2015 08:51
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cyberia posted:I'm the aspiration to eat at Outback Steakhouse ~~one day~~ Don't you mean Out back steak House..? If your fav restaurants are all chains you suck as a person.
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Sep 15, 2015 13:32
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Otisburg posted:olive garden in the number one spot Volume could make up the difference.
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Sep 15, 2015 18:04
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Business Gorillas posted:hats and making sure you couldn't see the top of her head Either that or she just started chemotherapy. Ticking clock.
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Sep 15, 2015 20:05
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Pot Of Shoe posted:Don't you mean Out back steak House..? Huge swaths of the country are like this, especially in flyover country or California exurbs.
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Sep 15, 2015 20:34
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More joys of Portland: I spend a lot of time thinking about Magick and the occult, the tarot, Constellations, art, strange musical instruments i should learn to play, clouds, the fields and mountains of Virginia where i grew up, fairy tales, thunderstorms, the ocean. On a typical Friday night I am Playing with glitter while watching fantasy movies from the 80's, making collage books, trying to patch my clothes which seem to be accumulating more and more holes. learning to be a queer witch in preparation for the apocalypse. Surrounded by tons of candles and incense. Rearranging my altars, they are always changing. The most private thing I’m willing to admit I have a birth mark that looks like an archipelago on my right arm. You should message me if You are a fellow queer witch. want make art/craft together while watching Legend or The Craft. chat over coffee/tea. cast spells deep into the night. cuddle while doing a combination of these things. (Guess their gender for bonus points) LethalGeek fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Sep 15, 2015 |
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Sep 15, 2015 22:27
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cyberia posted:I'm the aspiration to eat at Outback Steakhouse ~~one day~~ finally sees the mythical bloomin Onion, bursts into tears
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Sep 15, 2015 22:31
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You know I kind of miss the ladies of Portland because they read not-poo poo books and often have the short hair that I crave but then again 90% of them are the mousey-est most unshaven directionless loving lumps just like the men there and I mean just HTFU Portland Jesus loving Christ Almighty I mean once in a while in NY you meet some loony trans witch like that but you know she can flip a switch and go hardcore disaster warrior PRN because otherwise she would have been beaten to death by a gang of drunken homophobic Puerto Ricans about twenty years ago, but in Portland there's no loving risk to being aberrant (aberrancy being of course a fundamental good) and therefore it is almost meaningless. Any problem you have in Portland can be solved by being bellicose and gut shoving your way around because everyone there is such a huge pussy that they instantly give way. Bunch of lame asses. Busta Chimes.wav posted:finally sees the mythical bloomin Onion, bursts into tears lol raton fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Sep 15, 2015 |
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Sep 15, 2015 22:32
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LethalGeek posted:More joys of Portland: Tempted to take a paper towel to that forehead.
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Sep 15, 2015 22:57
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Sheep-Goats posted:You know I kind of miss the ladies of Portland because they read not-poo poo books and often have the short hair that I crave but then again 90% of them are the mousey-est most unshaven directionless loving lumps just like the men there and I mean just HTFU Portland Jesus loving Christ Almighty While I don't think all of Portland's special snowflakes need to transform into switchblade traintracks trannys who stab Dominicans in the dick or whatever, there has to be a happy middle ground. Either that, or I will move to Portland and become a professional bully.
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Sep 15, 2015 23:25
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Wicker Man posted:Tempted to take a paper towel to that forehead. You know as much as people make comedy hay out of "fat girl angles" and poo poo, I totally get trying to make your profile pics look flattering way more than I'll understand just "eh, crop my ex out of it, leave the arm" or "eh, looks like I rubbed a cheese pizza on my face, whatever, let's just use that." 
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Sep 15, 2015 23:37
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low self esteem 
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Sep 16, 2015 01:12
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paco650 posted:move to Portland and become a professional bully. Let's go You could literally go into an office building there and just walk around telling people to give you their lunch money and they would do it. raton fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Sep 16, 2015 |
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Sep 16, 2015 01:16
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There should be lots of lumberjacks in Oregon. If the limp wristed millennial population needs culling, I'm sure they're up to the task.
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Sep 16, 2015 02:57
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Sheep-Goats posted:Let's go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttgcu01Ffwo
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Sep 16, 2015 03:02
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Sheep-Goats posted:loony trans witch A good name for a lovely punk band
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Sep 16, 2015 03:33
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LethalGeek posted:You should message me if Contacting right now
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Sep 16, 2015 04:20
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Decided to have a look on OKC today as it's been a while since my last terrible date and I'm nothing if not a masochist. First girl in my matches looks cute, reasonably high match percentage, click on her profile and see this:  Also, does anyone else get tons of guys coming up in their search results? I'm male and have my search thing set to return 'women seeking men' but at least a third of the results are dudes. And not weird tumblr ~genderqueer~ people, just dudes. It makes me wonder if they're so loving dumb they don't know how to fill out a form or if it's some weird PUA technique or something. It's weird, whatever it is.
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Sep 16, 2015 08:52
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cyberia posted:Decided to have a look on OKC today as it's been a while since my last terrible date and I'm nothing if not a masochist. First girl in my matches looks cute, reasonably high match percentage, click on her profile and see this: Ask her out and tell her that you identify as anything other than male. Also getting dudes in my search results. Maybe okcupid knows something we're too afraid to think about? 
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Sep 16, 2015 09:10
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I identify as a meat popsicle
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Sep 16, 2015 14:39
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vyst posted:I identify as a meat popsicle That's cold.
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Sep 16, 2015 15:03
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LethalGeek posted:learning to be a queer witch in preparation for the apocalypse. 
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Sep 16, 2015 15:07
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Been laughing for 10 minutes at the quote + video combo
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Sep 16, 2015 15:29
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Wicker Man posted:Tempted to take a paper towel to that forehead. I think it's glitter the dude(ette) mentions glitter in their awful bio. Totally looks like greasy sweaty head spam though
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Sep 16, 2015 15:35
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fordham posted:That's cold. 
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Sep 16, 2015 15:37
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cyberia posted:Decided to have a look on OKC today as it's been a while since my last terrible date and I'm nothing if not a masochist. First girl in my matches looks cute, reasonably high match percentage, click on her profile and see this: I think it's just people too stupid to figure it out. I've gotten one on quickmatch and I swiped right just to be curious. His profile was 6 sentences about how much he liked to play basketball.
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