Sept 16, 6pm ET, CNN Losers and Haters Debate

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Who will win the debate? This poll is closed.
Rick Santorum	26	16.99%
Bobby Jindal	18	11.76%
George Pataki	21	13.73%
Lindsey Graham	88	57.52%
Total:	153 votes

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mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Joementum posted:

Lindsey Graham is legit funny.

No, seriously that was done in the format of a classic misdirection joke and was hilarious. Dude has comic chops.

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dorkasaurus_rex: Jun 10, 2005; gawrsh do you think any women will be there

what is this answer from jindal even

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apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

You think that whole"ive evolved" would be a moment of self reflection but nope.

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memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

I expected Graham to do a lot worse tonight

fake edit: lol Jindal saying that Reagan made mistakes

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smg77: Apr 27, 2007

Again...gently caress you Bobby

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

coming awfully close to self awareness there bobby

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Graham has to be loving with everyone playing the radical Islam drinking game

Dude just loves killing people v

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

American law is pro-choice. :rolleyes:

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Terrifying Effigies: Oct 22, 2008; Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Radical Islam is an equal opportunity killer we can all get behind.

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Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Graham has to be loving with everyone playing the radical Islam drinking game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MmGG5QDsmg

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Jindal criticized the appointment of Justice Kennedy.

You know who appointed Kennedy..........

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Cabbit posted:

Graham: "And just in case I'm sounding reasonable, ISLAM ISLAM MOSLEM HORDES ISLAM AAAAAAAAAAA"

The best anti-barbarian candidate. He wouldn't be out of place in an episode of "I, Claudius"

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IllIllIll: Feb 17, 2012

Seriously when did presidential candidates become willfully ignorant about basic roles of government

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BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

dorkasaurus_rex posted:

what is this answer from jindal even

bobby jindal is a moron

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DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Debate Moderator coming right out and saying "Jindal, you just dissed Saint Reagan, shithead"

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Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Guys, I figured it out, I think it's opposite day. The world isn't a terrible place filled with terrible people after all! :unsmith:

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Eimi: Nov 23, 2013; I will never ~~log off~~shut up.

NO ONE EVER CONVERTS TO MY lovely VIEWPOINT! :cry:

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apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Graham making a good case to vote democratic.

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Graham understands the real power of the President: SCOTUS appointments.

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Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Dude just loves killing people v

DEATH TO ISLAM

CURSE THE DEMOCRATS

VICTORY TO THE LOG CABIN

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Doctor Candiru: Dec 23, 2004; Umbrella Monkey Sand

Jindal wants bald judges.

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Michael Scott: Jan 3, 2010; by zen death robot

Why are people applauding Lindsay Graham's admission that he was a lovely law student? Why do we want a lovely law student writing laws???????? Lauding ignorance is loving rampant in this country, god drat.

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silicone thrills: Jan 9, 2008; I paint things

This is the most amount of time that Graham has ever spent in a library...

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mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

IllIllIll posted:

Seriously when did presidential candidates become willfully ignorant about basic roles of government

I'm gonna go ahead and say the late 18th century.

Edit: Maaaaybe early 19th.

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Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

IllIllIll posted:

Seriously when did presidential candidates become willfully ignorant about basic roles of government

Welcome to the Ronald Reagan presidential library

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Senf: Nov 12, 2006

OctoberBlues posted:

Guys, I figured it out, I think it's opposite day. The world isn't a terrible place filled with terrible people after all!

but the big debate hasn't even started yet

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Civilized Fishbot: Apr 3, 2011

Michael Scott posted:

Why are people applauding Lindsay Graham's admission that he was a lovely law student? Why do we want a lovely law student writing laws???????? Lauding ignorance is loving rampant in this country, god drat.

They were applauding a funny joke that has very little chance of being true

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Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

Michael Scott posted:

Why are people applauding Lindsay Graham's admission that he was a lovely law student? Why do we want a lovely law student writing laws???????? Lauding ignorance is loving rampant in this country, god drat.

It's not so much an admission as it is Graham trying to fit in with the cool kids. Not the neeeerds.

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

IllIllIll posted:

Seriously when did presidential candidates become willfully ignorant about basic roles of government

they're courting the idiot vote, they've got to act the part

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Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

finally someone to stand up for our poor oppressed conservative judges

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007; Can't post for 5 hours!

Santorum: I don't regret my choice in supporting Roberts. I support taking away his power.

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Minsky: May 23, 2001

This show is great I'm glad it didn't flop after the first episode

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I would love to never hear Jindal speak again

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momerath: Nov 15, 2014

Radical IsGraham

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Anal Papist: Jun 2, 2011

Bobby Jindal respects huge bladders.

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AceRimmer: Mar 18, 2009

SOCIALISM

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lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

Michael Scott posted:

Why are people applauding Lindsay Graham's admission that he was a lovely law student? Why do we want a lovely law student writing laws???????? Lauding ignorance is loving rampant in this country, god drat.

it was a joke, a funny one too

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