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Who will win the debate?
This poll is closed.
Rick Santorum 26 16.99%
Bobby Jindal 18 11.76%
George Pataki 21 13.73%
Lindsey Graham 88 57.52%
Total: 153 votes
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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
holy poo poo how is rick santorum making sense

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Youth Decay posted:

This is literally the only thing that Santorum sounds reasonable on

I agree.

I am scared.. I am scared and afraid.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
"obama talked about how businesses didn't build their businesses" (citation needed)

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


It's Rick Santorum's turn to say something reasonable and sink his campaign.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


And it's gone, as quickly as it arrived.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


the workers must seize the means of production - rick santorum

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

MrAristocrates posted:

I'm almost starting to respect Rick Santorum a bit.

Don't fall for this trap.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


MrAristocrates posted:

I'm almost starting to respect Rick Santorum a bit.

Take this commercial break to look at yourself in a mirror and say these words out loud.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Santorum's been doing that for over a year now, but it's Rick Santorum, so nobody really gives a gently caress.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

the workers must seize the means of production - rick santorum

:ussr: but with Santorum.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Rick is coming close to coming through the looking glass. Koch bros. aren't gonna like that.

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

memy posted:

holy poo poo how is rick santorum making sense

I don't know what's loving real anymore.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

the workers must seize the means of production - rick santorum

And then surrender it to the church. Theocracy today!

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
We are drawing ever closer to a question on the Iran Deal and Graham is going to ruin all the good will he's managed to garner from me by going back to his murder boner.

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
Looking forward to Graham's Putin policy. :allears:

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Here's the thing Rick. Your party actually doesn't give a gently caress about that 90% of America

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat
This one's a lot hotter than I expected. Four cutmen must be patching them up on commercial break,

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

the workers must seize the means of production - rick santorum

Inglonias
Mar 7, 2013

I WILL PUT THIS FLAG ON FREAKING EVERYTHING BECAUSE IT IS SYMBOLIC AS HELL SOMEHOW

...Am I high, or is Rick loving Santorum saying something that could be considered slightly reasonable about the minimum wage?

(.50 cents over 3 years is nothin, but it's better than everything the other candidates are saying)

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

fade5 posted:

and Syria

and probably Iran

if its president graham or president trump gently caress it man maybe crusade number 10 will brake the loosing streak

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


oh my this ad

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

More like Bernie Sandertorum

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
For anyone wondering, almost 5% of hourly workers make minimum wage or less. not less than a percent like Lindsay believes

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Don't fall for this trap.

Santorum's fun until you have to clean up after.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Can we cobble together the most reasonable parts of every republican candidate?

A Frakenstien's monster made of human decency?

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Graham: "I'll give Putin whatever he wants as long as he helps us kill Radical Muslims"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Though I'm guessing that saying, "Most people aren't small business owners. Most people work for a living." isn't going to end well for Rick.

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Santorum is a broken clock I guess.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Oh gently caress that ad was weird I wish I was paying attention to all of it

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Ahahaha this immigration ad

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Wooow this ad just hits all the right spots.

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

apatheticman posted:

Can we cobble together the most reasonable parts of every republican candidate?

A Frakenstien's monster made of human decency?

it would basically be trump without the wall

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Herv posted:

This one's a lot hotter than I expected. Four cutmen must be patching them up on commercial break,

its to be expected i think, 11 people on 1 stage will be pretty boring compared to 4 5 or 6 arguing

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Ronald Reagan: the most liberal viewpoint on immigration tonight.

q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
Pool Room

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Inglonias posted:

...Am I high, or is Rick loving Santorum saying something that could be considered slightly reasonable about the minimum wage?

(.50 cents over 3 years is nothin, but it's better than everything the other candidates are saying)

The candidates are all clocks stopped at different times

Except Jindal, he's been smashed to pieces and is never correct.

But I don't really think that just not wanting to abolish the minimum wage should be applaudable but, modern Republicans :shrug:

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
"when we come back, everyone takes turns to see who can come up with the most creative way to call the president of our country a stupid incompetent traitorous piece of poo poo"

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

apatheticman posted:

Can we cobble together the most reasonable parts of every republican candidate?

A Frakenstien's monster made of human decency?

It's called a Democratic candidate for presidency.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

this regan imigration ad is great

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Joementum posted:

Santorum's been doing that for over a year now, but it's Rick Santorum, so nobody really gives a gently caress.

:tipshat:

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