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RJWaters2 posted:TRIP REPORT "And when I had opened the third sealed can, I heard the third beast say, "Come and see." And I beheld, and lo a green-sauced horse; and he that sat on him was named Walmart, and he carried a sign saying "Low Prices, Every Day" in his hand. Power was given to him that sat thereon to take the wages from the poor, and that they should work two jobs: and there was given unto him a great sword to slash prices. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, "A bag of petrochemical substitute cheez product for $2.50, what a great deal! Five-pound chubs of ammonia processed beef slime for fifteen bucks, man "beef" is expensive these days. El Monterey bean and cheese burritos aren't bad for lunch! And see thou hurt not the fruit and vegetable aisle." rndmnmbr has a new favorite as of 04:57 on Sep 17, 2015 |
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now THAT is a trip report
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Son of cash crab posted:Nope. That bowl of slop is loving disgusting and if you regularly eat that poo poo you deserve all the discomfort that comes after. I'm not the healthiest Cash crab your baby's food is touching and he's getting fussy.
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RJWaters2 posted:TRIP REPORT Did you also sneeze on it or something?
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empty sea posted:Here I was, just reading this thread and chuckling or grimacing now and again like any goon... but.  10/10 Please more.
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congrats on your slime dinner RJWaters2.
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RJWaters2 posted:TRIP REPORT Olives only go with red sauce 
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Sep 17, 2015 06:42
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Olives don't go with anything except the garbage.
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Picnic Princess posted:Olives don't go with anything except the garbage. You're in luck, that's pretty much where they went.
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Sep 17, 2015 07:26
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Picnic Princess posted:Olives don't go with anything except the garbage.
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This thread is weird. Someone posts a picture of Kraft grated cheese and people are all "OMG how gross. I only used the finest of fresh artisan cheeses on my Chef Boyardee ravioli!!" And then someone posts a picture of a really disgusting, congealed gravy mess in a plastic bowl and people defend with "OMG that's just normal food all mixed together you big baby!" Goons are apparently very defensive about their lovely fast food.
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The language of psychoanalysis can of course explain this contradiction. The ego: I can make better food than this "#wifematerial" person. The superego: Good food ought to be made from good ingredients, viz. the ingredients that the Big Other have said are good. The id: I would very much like to eat a lot of hot wings.
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Son of cash crab posted:This thread is weird. Someone posts a picture of Kraft grated cheese and people are all "OMG how gross. I only used the finest of fresh artisan cheeses on my Chef Boyardee ravioli!!" And then someone posts a picture of a really disgusting, congealed gravy mess in a plastic bowl and people defend with "OMG that's just normal food all mixed together you big baby!" Goons are apparently very defensive about their lovely fast food. what the gently caress is a government cheese
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RareAcumen posted:what the gently caress is a government cheese The word is "cheese adjacent product"
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rndmnmbr posted:And when I opened the seal on the green chile and bean burrito with "New Fresh Flavor!", the voice of the fourth beast did say "Come and see!" And I looked, and beheld a white tortilla, and he who sat on the tortilla was named Gastrointestinal Discomfort, and diarrhea followed after. And power was given unto it over the fourth part of my bowels, to kill with flatulence, and gall-bladder discomfort, and anal leakage, and fire from my hole. And lo, there was thunder made upon my throne, and a earthquake followed, and a third of the bowl became browned as a sackcloth of hair, and my anus leaked blood. lol
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"peanut butter and swiss on wheat"
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*Thumps fist on door* 'Bobby, you better not be in there using hyperboles! I tell you h'what we're a simile family and that's it!'Uhn posted:"peanut butter and swiss on wheat" It looks like egg and sneeze!
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RJWaters2 posted:Results: I made this and ate it and regret it If you let me come over I'll finish that off for you.
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An amazing amount of wrongthink wrt to olives happening itt
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NotAnArtist posted:An amazing amount of wrongthink wrt to olives happening itt Lots of picky eaters in this thread. Although I do think the olives in that recipe needs to be shamed for being lovely pre-sliced ones.
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Until I read this thread I thought 'government cheese' was a euphemism for welfare money.
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bunnyofdoom posted:No love for "The other glove is in the driveway" poo poo, I missed that. That's incredible. That man is the best/worst. DekeThornton posted:Lots of picky eaters in this thread. Pre-sliced jarred olives fall in the same category as lovely pre-sliced frozen onions and jarred garlic. It's wrong and bad. Olives are delicious and I could eat them all day, but there's something just... Wrong about those pre-sliced little rubber salt wheels.
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Wrong about those pre-sliced little rubber salt wheels. What's wrong is that you've been told the lie that they are actual proper olives. Now this on the other hand is proper delicious little salt wheels. 
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open24hours posted:Until I read this thread I thought 'government cheese' was a euphemism for welfare money. Sort of. U.S. used to subsidize dairy production so much so they would give out cheese as food aid to families on welfare/assistance/food stamps. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_cheese
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I eat lovely canned black olives out of the can as a snack. But I also enjoy really lovely food a lot. Pizza Lunchables? 
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Son of cash crab posted:This thread is weird. Someone posts a picture of Kraft grated cheese and people are all "OMG how gross. I only used the finest of fresh artisan cheeses on my Chef Boyardee ravioli!!" And then someone posts a picture of a really disgusting, congealed gravy mess in a plastic bowl and people defend with "OMG that's just normal food all mixed together you big baby!" Goons are apparently very defensive about their lovely fast food. yes its definitely the same people making both types of posts you're not a gibbering flipperbaby or anything good job champ
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titties posted:If you let me come over I'll finish that off for you. To the olive haters: I only made half with olives because I myself hate olives on Mexican. Yeah that recipe constitutes Mexican. For future reference this dish owns without ground beef and I eat it that way at least once a month because I'm cheap.
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RJWaters2 posted:Yeah that recipe constitutes Mexican. No. No it doesn't. It constitutes an abomination. Edit: But you're still a hero for eating it.
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But it says "Fiesta" right on the bag 
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RJWaters2 posted:But it says "Fiesta" right on the bag Where I work we have a poster up in one of the concessions showing a mountain of buttered popcorn declaring it a healthy snack. Words mean nothing.
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What do people mean when talking about "the food is touching", in the context of whiny eaters? Is the food touching them in bad places? Is the food evoking a heart-warming emotion?
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Two different foods are touching each other on the plate and triggering OCD.
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bamhand posted:Two different foods are touching each other on the plate and triggering OCD. There's this and there are people that get upset if different colored foods are on the same plate/near each other.
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bamhand posted:Two different foods are touching each other on the plate and triggering OCD. VendaGoat posted:There's this and there are people that get upset if different colored foods are on the same plate/near each other. 
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Such Fun posted:What do people mean when talking about "the food is touching", in the context of whiny eaters? Is the food touching them in bad places? Is the food evoking a heart-warming emotion? Some people say 'it's all going the same place anyway' in regards to it however I don't want collard green juices getting my cornbread soggy. If it's a dressing or juice of some kind, that's pretty much where I draw the line and say they need to be kept separate. bamhand posted:Two different foods are touching each other on the plate and triggering OCD. Some things should not mix.
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open24hours posted:Until I read this thread I thought 'government cheese' was a euphemism for welfare money. "I live in a van down by the river, eating welfare money" Nope doesn't work. Non-SNL fan found.
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The talk of snacking on lovely canned olives reminds me of the existence of the FDA Defect Levels Handbook, which is indeed handy when you want to estimate how many maggots you ate with your canned mushrooms or what percentage of that processed apricot snack was probably actually ground up centipedes.
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RareAcumen posted:Some things should not mix. Quoth the toddler. See also: "There Is Something On My Rice" and "This Butter Is Spread The Wrong Direction".
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RareAcumen posted:Some things should not mix. 
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