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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Books: Being and Time by Martin Heidegger, The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner, Finnegans Wake by James Joyce, To The Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf, The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Superfudge by Judy Blume

Is this too subtle?

Jubs fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Sep 16, 2015

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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I'm reminded of the very pretty redhead lady I saw who was a very high match to me... And their first favorite book was atlas shrugged. :sigh:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

today's okCupid match posted:

I went to reach for my vibrator the other day, and I noticed that my rats had chewed it up.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Pics

mitztronic
Jun 17, 2005

mixcloud.com/mitztronic

Did she go ahead and use it anyways?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



since i'm new to this, should i assume that if i message someone and they visit my page but don't message me back, i'm not giving them the charity gorilla dilz for the cure?

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

since i'm new to this, should i assume that if i message someone and they visit my page but don't message me back, i'm not giving them the charity gorilla dilz for the cure?

There is no cure for AIDS, the gamer disease.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Business Gorillas posted:

since i'm new to this, should i assume that if i message someone and they visit my page but don't message me back, i'm not giving them the charity gorilla dilz for the cure?

No when 2 people both view each other page you enter into a binding contract that you must send each other pictures of each other's genitalia

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



lol if you wouldn't

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Groovelord Neato posted:

lol if you wouldn't

I wouldn't.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


then you got poo poo taste or you're gay but either way this is a free country.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

notZaar posted:

I wouldn't.

As if you wouldn't bang conjoined twins.

Edit: imagine the doubleteam blow jobs.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Both of these girls are v attractive

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
its alison brie and her mom

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

darth cookie posted:

As if you wouldn't bang conjoined twins.

Edit: imagine the doubleteam blow jobs.

I definitely wouldn't, too intimidating.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.


She's talking about anal, isn't she?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



anime was right posted:

its alison brie and her mom

Would x2

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



cyberia posted:



She's talking about anal, isn't she?

wet lube it up with silicon based lube which works best

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Otisburg posted:

wet lube it up with silicon based lube which works best

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



cyberia posted:

Also, does anyone else get tons of guys coming up in their search results?


labelled as "women seeking women"

he changed it after i visited his profile and liked him :rip:

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Business Gorillas posted:


labelled as "women seeking women"

he changed it after i visited his profile and liked him :rip:

He was having no luck before, but you have shown him the light and now he will be the pussy magnet he was always destined to be.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



facebook jihad posted:

He was having no luck before, but you have shown him the light and now he will be the pussy magnet he was always destined to be.

he has one eye set on the past and one eye set on the future

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



quote:

My self-summary
Me
strong, understanding, educated, loving, emotional, helpful. Observant, selfless, unapologetic.

Stuff:
Books
instruments
Gardening
Gender pronouns
Organizing
Activist
Policy writing
Research
I am comfortable with being confused.
I understand that I will never know everything.

Only looking for a long term relationship

Kik me: nekokitty29

Aside from the regular dating profile I would like to open up dialog about age and why we view it as a way to make assumptions about someone without first asking questions. If you'd be interested in talking about this with me please feel free to message me.

If you are one of these people that make judgements based on someone's age please understand that as a new 21 year old I have accomplished 10x more than you ever will at 40. :)

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



loving millennials

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I immediately ignore any profiles that list a "kik" username.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

I want to murder this person.

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

There's this one chick in the region that creates a new profile several times a day. She looks slick and greasy. it's starting to piss me off.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
"unapologetic" is the new "narcissistic oval office"

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009
When someone has to write "emotional" I assume that they are either suffering from a histrionic personality disorder, or a borderline autist trying to remind themselves that people have emotions

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



stuff:
gender pronouns

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Business Gorillas posted:

If you are one of these people that make judgements based on someone's age please understand that as a new 21 year old I have accomplished 10x more than you ever will at 40.

-Holder of an AA in Women's Studies.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001


:gonk:


Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


wtf app is that

naem
May 29, 2011

Bones, organs, and skin!! :swoon:

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

That shirt really owns tho

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Breetai posted:

"unapologetic" is the new "narcissistic oval office"

real post: it's very sad that there are so many people out there who think that being polite and admitting when you're wrong is a sign of weakness.

I'd say it's a maturity thing but old people are often even worse. (I guess age != maturity, tbf)

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Groovelord Neato posted:

wtf app is that

It looks like Tinder but on Android (or maybe Win Phone) but I know that that first girl's bio is too long.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

computer parts posted:

It looks like Tinder but on Android (or maybe Win Phone) but I know that that first girl's bio is too long.

it's probably blendr or one of the other 100000 awful location-based gently caress Apps.

I literally have one on my phone that's just for dogs.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Do you have your filter set for loving bizarre, or what?

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

MrYenko posted:

Do you have your filter set for loving bizarre, or what?

Nah, it's just set to "Women".

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