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I didn't take a pic of it but I saw someone who admitted they had their child taken away from them by the state. Why would you put that on a dating profile?
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Business Gorillas posted:I didn't take a pic of it but I saw someone who admitted they had their child taken away from them by the state. Why would you put that on a dating profile? So you know they like to have a good time. YOLO
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paco650 posted:it's probably blendr or one of the other 100000 awful location-based gently caress Apps. bitches
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Sep 18, 2015 07:16
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Here is my profile. Any help would be appreciated.
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Sep 18, 2015 21:44
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what was it like having Brendan Fraser play you
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Groovelord Neato posted:what was it like having Brendan Fraser play you He wasn't hairy enough.
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quote:You should message me if
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its too late, i shitposted at her 
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Sep 18, 2015 23:06
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Icebreakers is forced conversation hard to not make it awkward over the internet, at least in real life you can say poo poo like nice hair or I like your shoes to get it going
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Lufiron posted:Icebreakers is forced conversation i was having a talk with someone last night and icebreakers/small talk is basically the "eat your broccoli" of social interactions
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I literally rewrote my profile with 90% content from this very thread. I'm sure to get dates now that I have expert posts on my side!!!! Lufiron posted:Icebreakers This literally used to be a thing on okcupid. They'd have you blind-message people with the answer to some prefabricated question with the purpose of striking conversation between two totally un-vetted strangers. It didn't last.
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paco650 posted:This literally used to be a thing on okcupid. They'd have you blind-message people with the answer to some prefabricated question with the purpose of striking conversation between two totally un-vetted strangers. It didn't last. Coffee Meets Bagel suggests you do this, at least I think they still do
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 the west coast is practically cheating
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Why are so many of these types of people single?????
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Shumagorath posted:
Was this written by a child By a 14-year-old maybe? No actual adult talks like this
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Was this written by a child
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Was this written by a child Username? 
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Not aggressive or rich-sounding enough for San Francisco, not depressed or Asian enough for Seattle. Apparently college educated, but still confident enough in their own mental illness to crack self-aware jokes about never bathing. Maybe Portland? I'd need to see a picture. EDIT: If she's SHAMEFULLY white, Portland. If she's half white, half latin, and identifies as some off-the-wall 300 year old term for Mexicans living in California, probably LA. taking all bets DOUBLE EDIT: I have a friend who unironically calls herself a "Mestizo descendent" and I'm getting a similar vibe off this profile. im cute fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Sep 19, 2015 |
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when i see that is someones honest attempt to date someone, i think of the best/hardest/worst/most useful dating advice anyone ever gave me... maybe you should stop and work on 'you' for a while
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Bacon Hat posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > okcupid.txt: maybe you should stop and work on 'you' for a while
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paco650 posted:Not aggressive or rich-sounding enough for San Francisco, not depressed or Asian enough for Seattle. Apparently college educated, but still confident enough in their own mental illness to crack self-aware jokes about never bathing. Maybe Portland? I'd need to see a picture. That's LA af
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If I heard someone describe themselves as a " mestizo descendant" I might involuntarily slap them across the face.
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paco650 posted:Not aggressive or rich-sounding enough for San Francisco, not depressed or Asian enough for Seattle. Apparently college educated, but still confident enough in their own mental illness to crack self-aware jokes about never bathing. Maybe Portland? I'd need to see a picture. Bonus round! 
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"ethnicity: native american" please, please tell me she looks like Becky Barbie AF in her profile pic and is balls deep up on some Cherokee Great Grandma Syndrome
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I don't like these people
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Shumagorath posted:Bonus round! Midwest, maybe even southwest college town, but actually attending community college. 3 units/semester, all electives. How close am I?
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Sep 19, 2015 23:40
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Read through a fair bit of the thread and have learned endless new words to categorise my sexuality as precisely as possible. I now identify as a pangender binary androphile cyborg
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 don't expand but why are you reading this at work?
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I have all the things she couldn't live without Holla girl
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Sep 21, 2015 00:25
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I've been hooking up with this girl from OKC for a bit, she likes Rick and Morty and let's me play with her butt, and she plays with my butt too. A real success story imo
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where's the "but..." also okc seems slow as hell today and I can't load pictures past the first one 
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it was a p. good weekend, goons. we went to a touristy place in my 'burg and after she's like "hey instead of doing dinner do you want to just head back to your place and chill?" 
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Another slow news day, another OKCupid article. How OkCupid helped him find his geek love Article needs a new title, because it had like 2 sentences about his 'geek love' and the rest is about a girl who he broke it up with because she wasn't. Maybe it's some sort of "How I met your mother" thing.
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Life is too short to be jacking off to cumpilation vids over the holidays and feeling sorry for yourself if you're lonely. hope your bits get played with and you get to play with someone else's bits in the future. namaste
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Found someone who identifies as a libertarian in the first 10 words of her profile and is currently an aspiring actress in Cleveland. Best of luck
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Googled one of the terms and found demisexual. No idea what it means but sounds pretty badass
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It means you can only get off with Demi Moore. Very specific fetish.
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Nicomo posted:Googled one of the terms and found demisexual. No idea what it means but sounds pretty badass What does half-sexual even mean?
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Some chick just showed up in my quickmatch feed wearing that horse mask.
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