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doug contemplates the banality of human morality and the absence of god, he slits his wrists and leaps from a skyscraper, skeeter gets locked out of his apple store account
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coworker: are you drunk?
me: what?
coworker: what is that
me: coffee
coworker: Irish coffee?
me: you're a racist and I'm calling hr
coworker: jokes on you we don't have hr
me: jokes on you, actually, I work alone and you don't even exist
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lol
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lmao
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hahahaha
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by Cyrano4747
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good poo poo
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I am a congenital optimist.
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everyone in the idf must die
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Octodog horror from out of space
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BE GAY
DO CRIME
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holy poo poo lol
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One of my math teachers had a really long beard and hair and was bi-polar and on good days he'd wear all whit elinen suits [it's the south] and on bad days all black
Eventually he also dyed a racing stripe down the center of his hair and beard
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my friends all warned me that i'd get bored with the pattern on my stained glass window before long, so when i had it installed i got them to leave out a piece so i can rearrange it like a slider puzzle when the mood strikes me
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there was a fight at my house and someone threw me out the window. its ok though i painted all the pieces different colors and taped them back and now i have a stained glass picture of myself
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wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month
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Sep 15, 2015 03:14
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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there's a local garbage cover band, called trash, and they play all the instruments using things they found out of the dump. the guitarist has a milk carton with tennis wire, the drummer some rat skulls and straws for drumsticks, and the lead singer sings through a crumpled up dixie cup with a hole in it
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i forgot to include that the band is absolute rubbish
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this is a good thread with good posts imo:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3741708&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
Batman: These are Pyrex.
Superman: I can melt those.
Batman: These are China.
Superman: Enemies of mine.
Batman: You're so hard to shop for babe.
i'm not even gay and i am attracted to the idea of the exotic and luxurious tapas with batman, superman, and ingvar kamprad, founder of ikea
Batman drags Superman to the IKEA to pick out new table and glassware. Batman carefully inspects a water pitcher simulating a Klein bottle. Superman taps his foot fast and strong enough to be heard from the second story. He flew them all the way to IKEA headquarters to consult with ingvar. for this. bottles. "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, Bruce. it doesn't take me ten minutes to look at a plate that is totally flat and square."
Batman smirks, he's the brains in this duo. "I'm well aware of your speed, babe."
fuming, Superman uses his Super Mutter power. "I could reduce you to ash, you know. In an instant. But I love you so much..."
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[Leia pleads to Han as he's lowered into the carbonite chamber.] "I'm thirsty!"
"I know." [Han tosses her a Mt. Dew]
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671615#post436185976
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3668185#post435504375
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"I want to sway the guards to my side by telling a joke."
"That's a good idea. Make your comedy roll."
"...natural 1."
"As you approach, a guard complains to his partner 'Man, I'm tired,' and you loudly shout in his face 'HELLO TIRED, IM DAD'"
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lmao
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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*takes drag on cigarette*
I tell ya man it's a hell of a thing, being hooked on phonics
*leans back, looks out window*
didn't work for me.
didn't
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ty bacalou!
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by Cyrano4747
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guard dog diversion orb. WILL get the attention of guard dogs; just throw and watch them go. fluorescent yellow, stamped with "wilson" in commemoration of mi6 agent alexander wilson. $60
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Sep 19, 2015 22:29
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Amazon tribal J Jonah Jameson: "I want drawings in the sand of Spider-Man!"
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npow that i'm married, I've decided to save myself for divorce
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by zen death robot
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3654226#post432876540
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Sep 21, 2015 04:25
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Can't post for 3 years!
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if the ceo is even half worth being in charge they've made sure the money will be stolen even if they die
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David Cameron, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, the head of Her Majesty's Government hosed a dead pig in the mouth.
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Sep 22, 2015 20:41
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space is alot like the wild west, only wilder and in every direction
drat.
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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Being a space cop is pretty chill, because if you gain too much weight they don't put you on a bicycle, they just send you to a planet with lower gravity
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