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Branis
Apr 14, 2006

Two Finger posted:

probably pretty good at protecting the skies

I thought dorner protected the skies.

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Branis posted:

I thought dorner protected the skies.

I was going for a 'Ukraine shot down mh17!!' reference

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Two Finger posted:

I was going for a 'Ukraine shot down mh17!!' reference

fart

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....
Going back to the nurse jokes, where did the stereotype of cops dating nurse come from? Two groups of people that tend to be one sex that work odd hours while dealing with a given person worst day?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

BexGu posted:

Going back to the nurse jokes, where did the stereotype of cops dating nurse come from? Two groups of people that tend to be one sex that work odd hours while dealing with a given person worst day?

It came from a poo poo load of cops banging/marrying nurses. I'm friends with 4 cops/deputies, 3 of them are married to nurses, one was married to one, now married to a teacher

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
There is a camaraderie based on long hours, night shift, routinely getting days off cancelled or flexed, dealing with lovely people, blood, deaths, tragedies, and frequently helping each other out because as-goes-the-street usually goes in the inside of the ER. I'm at the ER on calls or call related visits a few times a week, and if I wasn't seeing someone it would be a target rich environment of generally like-minded young ladies.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
the teachers tend to be less crazy unless they're the type to gently caress students. 3 months off in the summer must rule.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Nurses love cops, and I'm happy to love them back. :quagmire:

JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

the teachers tend to be less crazy unless they're the type to gently caress students. 3 months off in the summer must rule.

Too bad that for the majority of teachers, that 3 months is unpaid. :v:

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

JayKay posted:

Too bad that for the majority of teachers, that 3 months is unpaid. :v:

NFL players don't get paid in the off season. So that's 8 months some players don't get paid.

Teachers have it pretty good I'd say.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


JayKay posted:

Too bad that for the majority of teachers, that 3 months is unpaid. :v:

Not always the case. Depends on the school district, some will pay their teachers over the break or give the option to pro-rate their salary so that they get paid less during the year but keep receiving a check.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Or they just teach a summer school class to keep the checks coming in.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Dead Reckoning posted:

Or they just teach a summer school class to keep the checks coming in.

Or tutor.

Or pick up a summer job part time.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
They'll pro-rate the pay over 12 months here, at the request of the teacher. Funny thing is if you teach summer school to try and supplement summer pay, they won't pay you until your first pay check back to regular school anyway.

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.
The district I used to work in originally let you choose between the "paid only during the school year" or "Paid all 12 months". Now they don't even have the school year only option, everyone gets paid year round.

Shroom King
Sep 3, 2011

What is the coolest part about being a police officer?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Shroom King posted:

What is the coolest part about being a police officer?

20 and out pension

Tyro
Nov 10, 2009

Smiling Jack posted:

20 and out pension

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Or tutor.

Or pick up a summer job part time.

Or turn to porn.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

JayKay posted:

Too bad that for the majority of teachers, that 3 months is unpaid. :v:

Nope, it's all year round most places, which is kinda dope not wearing pants for like a month and getting paychecks. I'll probably still bag groceries at Safeway in the summer though, for clichés sake.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Smiling Jack posted:

20 and out pension

25 :(

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
/\/\/\ 30 :(

Grem posted:

Nope, it's all year round most places, which is kinda dope not wearing pants for like a month and getting paychecks. I'll probably still bag groceries at Safeway in the summer though, for clichés sake.

You should be doing something awesome with that time like hiking the Appalachian Trail or biking cross country or just renting a beach house for the whole summer and peeping butts. Dream big dude.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
He went from cop pay to teacher pay, he probably eats paint chips and ramen to survive.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Also I have two kids. I'm a failure from top to bottom.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Time to come full circle and become a full time police academy teacher. Be one of those guys.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Untagged posted:

Time to come full circle and become a full time police academy teacher. Be one of those guys.

oh god that sounds like the worst thing.


e: I could probably manage being the range instructor since no one ever shows up to practice and I'd just be left alone to shoot guns all day.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Branis posted:

He went from cop pay to teacher pay, he probably eats paint chips and ramen to survive.

Ah yes teacher pay, truly the fast food workers of public employment...

The Shep fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Sep 22, 2015

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Cop gay. So What posted:

Ah yes teacher pay, truly the fast food workers of public employment...



That has got to be per classroom hour, not salary/(40 * 52)

e: Yeah that's full of poo poo . If it isn't completely invented, it takes actual BLS numbers and applies some weird math to them. Either that or top pay is astronomical to skew the average that much higher than the median.

Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Sep 22, 2015

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





that's substantially more than i was making in marine engineering

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

at the date posted:

That has got to be per classroom hour, not salary/(40 * 52)

e: Yeah that's full of poo poo . If it isn't completely invented, it takes actual BLS numbers and applies some weird math to them. Either that or top pay is astronomical to skew the average that much higher than the median.

Your link is just elementary and kindergarten, the bls graph includes secondary teachers. If you want to dispute my lovely graph I Googled in 5 seconds at least compare apples to apples.

Teachers make a really good salary (if you live anywhere worth living) and I'm sick of hearing how awful they have it.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
Teachers here can make a decent salary now, which is awesome. They loving should because their job is lovely and id never do it no matter what you paid me.

Teachers cops and nurses should all make $100k+/yr

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

DrakeriderCa posted:

Teachers here can make a decent salary now, which is awesome. They loving should because their job is lovely and id never do it no matter what you paid me.

Teachers cops and nurses should all make $100k+/yr

I can get behind this. I'd like to see higher salaries overall but lesser unsustainable pension obligations in the long term. We have teachers making 150k+ a year til death on their pensions and that's ridiculous. Pay people a good salary but don't saddle taxpayers with 30-50 years of 1%er salaries.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Cop wrong. So what

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Cop gay. So What posted:

I can get behind this. I'd like to see higher salaries overall but lesser unsustainable pension obligations in the long term. We have teachers making 150k+ a year til death on their pensions and that's ridiculous. Pay people a good salary but don't saddle taxpayers with 30-50 years of 1%er salaries.

wtf how do you even get a $150k/yr pension

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Cop gay. So What posted:

I can get behind this. I'd like to see higher salaries overall but lesser unsustainable pension obligations in the long term. We have teachers making 150k+ a year til death on their pensions and that's ridiculous. Pay people a good salary but don't saddle taxpayers with 30-50 years of 1%er salaries.

which teachers

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Paycheck doesn't coincide with cherry picked stats, time to complain to the union!


DrakeriderCa posted:

wtf how do you even get a $150k/yr pension

Teflon Don posted:

Cop wrong. So what

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Grem posted:

Paycheck doesn't coincide with cherry picked stats, time to complain to the union!

Go back to your ramen or whatever it is you can afford on a "teachers salary".

http://pension360.org/nearly-6000-retired-illinois-teachers-made-six-figure-pensions-in-2014/

As of 2012, the top 200 teachers in the state earned between 208k and 374k lol.

Maybe you should move to illinois Grem you could make some real money here.

The Shep fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Sep 22, 2015

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Teflon Don posted:

Cop wrong. So what

Also :allears: at $150k being "1% salaries"

Blooshoo
May 15, 2004
I'm a newbie
I was lost in a huge confusing apartment complex last night, and was wondering; do cops have some kind of mapping software or map book or something for these places, or do you just kinda learn it as it's in your area?

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Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Blooshoo posted:

I was lost in a huge confusing apartment complex last night, and was wondering; do cops have some kind of mapping software or map book or something for these places, or do you just kinda learn it as it's in your area?

If your looking for a specific building number than yeah, or CAD would show it. It doesn't do apartment numbers though. I've got two huge apartment complexes in my patrol area and I get flagged down all the time by people who are lost.

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