blackberry deathwatch 2014.10.2.1.537 (now with fm radio) [plus canadachat]

during which ancient egyptian month will blackberry die?
	thout
	paopi
	hathor
	koiak
	tobi
	meshir
	paremhat
	paremoude
	pashons
	paoni
	epip
	mesori
	gasthred
	banop
	RIM'S GONNA KEEP GOING BABY!!!

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

yeah it's really popular in really big companies

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:25

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# ? May 10, 2024 13:53

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

companies that should just buy iphones and enjoy real mdm options

# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:01

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

lol @ "enterprise anroid" just lol

# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:18

uninterrupted: Jun 20, 2011; Can't post for 2 hours!

Thanks Ants posted:

companies that should just buy iphones and enjoy real mdm options

they usually buy iphones and then put on something like good/divide/mobileiron/whatever MDM sales guy gave their greasy balding it admin a blowjob in exchange for the sale

# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:56

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

all our non-bb phones have to use good and I don't even know if there's many blackberries left outside of the occasional addict

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:05

buttcrackmenace: Nov 14, 2007; see its right there in the manual where it says; Grimey Drawer

spotted in the wild

(gloves b/c it is evidence)

aaag fixed link

also : carrying a BB Passport does not render you immune from bullets

buttcrackmenace fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Sep 9, 2015

# ? Sep 9, 2015 17:30

pram: Jun 10, 2001

buttcrackmenace posted:

spotted in the wild

(gloves b/c it is evidence)

aaag fixed link

also : carrying a BB Passport does not render you immune from bullets

holy moley what a piece of poo poo

# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:07

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

buttcrackmenace posted:

spotted in the wild

(gloves b/c it is evidence)

aaag fixed link

also : carrying a BB Passport does not render you immune from bullets

not content to being just a smartphone from hell, it's a literal passport to hell

# ? Sep 10, 2015 13:25

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

might as well add a full 104 key layout to that monstrosity at this point

# ? Sep 10, 2015 14:09

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

alex314 posted:

^^^^
I've never heard about that issue, sorry.

http://crackberry.com/blackberrys-android-powered-venice-caught-hands-video

Slider keyboard acts like one on Passport!

Vintimus Prime posted:

Looks pretty slick! I wonder if it's too little too late now

# ? Sep 22, 2015 16:42

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

lol 5.4" screen phone is going to have a slider which will add another ~2" of height

it appears the screen slides up rather than the keyboard sliding out lol

remember for reference that iphone 6+ is a 5.5" phone

# ? Sep 22, 2015 17:13

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

Kenny Logins posted:

it appears the screen slides up rather than the keyboard sliding out lol

a distinction without a difference

# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:02

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Nintendo Kid posted:

a distinction without a difference

i think i'd rather have it be that the keyboard slides out, because that thin part can probably take (and be reinforced for) more wear and tear than a digitizer + screen

i could be wrong though

# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:15

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

either way, a slider keyboard on a "flagship phone" in 2015 lol

# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:18

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

Kenny Logins posted:

i think i'd rather have it be that the keyboard slides out, because that thin part can probably take (and be reinforced for) more wear and tear than a digitizer + screen

keyboard slides out vs phone slides up is just a glass half empty/half full thing. it's literally the same motion/construction

# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:35

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Nintendo Kid posted:

keyboard slides out vs phone slides up is just a glass half empty/half full thing. it's literally the same motion/construction

yeah i guess if the slide is the whole length of the phone it makes no difference

why did i think it was otherwise, duh

# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:42

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

that's what i get for never owning a slider phone i guess

# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:49

power botton: Nov 2, 2011

i had a chocolate it was pretty cool

# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:50

buttcrackmenace: Nov 14, 2007; see its right there in the manual where it says; Grimey Drawer

now if the kb were spring-loaded like Neos nokia from the Matrix that would be cool

for a week or so anyway

# ? Sep 22, 2015 23:10

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

current rumored price for the venice is $750 american dollarydoos loooooooooool

# ? Sep 23, 2015 01:13

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Kenny Logins posted:

current rumored price for the venice is $750 american dollarydoos loooooooooool

is that an even grand in canada funbux?

# ? Sep 23, 2015 01:43

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

The Management posted:

is that an even grand in canada funbux?

apple has the same price point for the middlin' tier 6s and that's $1029 cad

# ? Sep 23, 2015 01:46

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

speaking of which, in the dfy canadian cell thread, the stockholm syndrome is still fever-pitch:

Pivo posted:

6s 64GB + Lightning dock = $1,229.44 after tax.

Consider yourself lucky.

CLAM DOWN posted:

Why would anyone get this

CLAM DOWN posted:

Because other phones are a fraction of the cost and significantly better. And lol if you think that a phone will still be worth anything after 3 years.

CLAM DOWN posted:

Well, I'm not unhappy, but you can choose to interpret it that way. I'm simply pointing out that you're a complete idiot for blowing $1200+ on a loving cell phone.

CLAM DOWN posted:

It's not an Apple thing and I have no idea why you'd think that. Anyone spending that much on a cell phone needs to have their head examined.

CLAM DOWN posted:

Oh my god it was about the price, not the phone type, you were the one who started that

10 days later:

CLAM DOWN posted:

I got so sick of my Leap being such a piece of poo poo that I mooched a Z30 from a departing employee and it's sooooo nice to have a decently working work phone again. I'm hopefully going to burn my hardware upgrade on the Venice when it comes out

Kenny Logins posted:

Uh, sorry to say, but current rumor has it that the Venice is going to be $750 USD.

Or, you know, the same price as a 64GB iPhone 6S.

CLAM DOWN posted:

On a 3 year corporate contract? Lmao

I wonder if my boss will sign for it if I ask really nicely...

# ? Sep 23, 2015 17:09

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

why do blackberry prices float with the USD, not the CAD?

# ? Sep 23, 2015 17:20

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

The Management posted:

why do blackberry prices float with the USD, not the CAD?

i don't know that they do, but assuming a rumored price online without any indicated denomination is cad instead of usd is pretty dumb, in general

i've also seen a rumored price of �529 (from techradar) which matches up with approx. $750 usd

# ? Sep 23, 2015 17:30

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

The Management posted:

why do blackberry prices float with the USD, not the CAD?

Blackberry isn't that stupid yet

# ? Sep 23, 2015 17:55

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

Kenny Logins posted:

speaking of which, in the dfy canadian cell thread, the stockholm syndrome is still fever-pitch:

10 days later:

lol what a moron

# ? Sep 23, 2015 22:29

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

he was actually flogging the horrible nexus 6 as an alternative to the 6s lmao

# ? Sep 23, 2015 22:32

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

THC posted:

he was actually flogging the horrible nexus 6 as an alternative to the 6s lmao

i'm sorry your brain damage is so severe that you use an iphone

# ? Sep 23, 2015 22:50

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Nintendo Kid posted:

i'm sorry your brain damage is so severe that you use an iphone

that's our fishmech!!

# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:04

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

that's our fishmech is filmed before a live studio audience, no amines were harmed in the filming of this show

# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:05

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

THC posted:

he was actually flogging the horrible nexus 6 as an alternative to the 6s lmao

and he had a hype man drop that in the thread too

he's apparently a fixture in the dyp bb thread so guess I shouldn't be surprised

# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:35

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

we have a n6 at the office and it's loving huge. you couldn't pay me to carry that fuckin thing around and use it as a phone

# ? Sep 24, 2015 00:12

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

THC posted:

we have a n6 at the office and it's loving huge. you couldn't pay me to carry that fuckin thing around and use it as a phone

it's about as big as the big iphone hth

# ? Sep 24, 2015 00:16

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

it's bigger.

# ? Sep 24, 2015 00:17

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

THC posted:

it's bigger.

and

# ? Sep 24, 2015 00:19

RBC: Nov 23, 2007; IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

my dick is bigger than both when i gently caress my computer and cum in it

# ? Sep 24, 2015 00:24

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Nintendo Kid posted:

and

that's much more android than anyone needs, which is 0 android

# ? Sep 24, 2015 00:26

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

ahmeni posted:

that's much more android than anyone needs, which is 0 android

i see you misspelled ios as android

# ? Sep 24, 2015 00:33

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# ? May 10, 2024 13:53

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Nintendo Kid posted:

i see you misspelled ios as android

pretty weak posting today, fishmech. maybe hit the locker room, try again tomorrow

# ? Sep 24, 2015 03:58