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Hobohemian posted:What does half-sexual even mean? You're only attracted to people and objects that are either exactly half as tall as you or weigh exactly half as much as you
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Fun activity: when on a vacation and have wifi, turn the GPS on your phone on, go to sleep, and look who swiped right for you in the morning I was within range to get people in Kentucky and 
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Sep 21, 2015 16:30
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pof not okc butquote:Hey
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Sep 21, 2015 16:44
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quote:I'm alliterate  edit: quote:distinguishly deteriated 
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Sep 21, 2015 16:47
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codo27 posted:pof not okc but Why do some ppl talk like this? It's very specific in its wrongness.
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Sep 21, 2015 17:26
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Hobohemian posted:What does half-sexual even mean? They are using the Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 2nd Ed demi which means, from what I remember, you need +4 or higher to hit it.
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Sep 21, 2015 18:23
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I didn't realize she was trying to rhyme until a couple of lines in. And then I realized she's kinda crappy at rhyming. But if she has nice tits I could tolerate her"artist " spirit.
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Sep 21, 2015 18:26
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quote:My self-summary the whole thing is worth a read. my biggest issue is, suprisingly, that there's at least 10 things (depending on the number of dogs and pencils) in the "six things i could never do without" part. that and 9 months have gone by without her updating her profile to say she's 21.
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Sep 21, 2015 19:51
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Lawman 0 posted:Some chick just showed up in my quickmatch feed wearing that horse mask.
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Sep 21, 2015 21:24
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lift up that tail and go to town, son. just make sure you got a handful of sugar cubes and don't spook her
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Sep 22, 2015 02:08
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Business Gorillas posted:the whole thing is worth a read. my biggest issue is, suprisingly, that there's at least 10 things (depending on the number of dogs and pencils) in the "six things i could never do without" part. that and 9 months have gone by without her updating her profile to say she's 21. Two fiddy/three hundo pounds?
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Sep 22, 2015 02:11
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Still haven't seen 22 shirt amy show up in my matches, bout to give up on OKC
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Sep 22, 2015 02:16
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quote:My self-summary 
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Sep 22, 2015 22:53
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All in all, I like good music....
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help ive tripped and fallen into a pussy
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Sep 22, 2015 22:59
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i went on a really pleasant date with a dude who was nice & cute and he kissed me in the rain which was super cliche but still nice. then he stopped answering my texts lol
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Sep 22, 2015 23:01
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YeahTubaMike posted:i went on a really pleasant date with a dude who was nice & cute and he kissed me in the rain which was super cliche but still nice. then he stopped answering my texts lol He turned back into a pumpkin after midnight, sorry.
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Sep 22, 2015 23:19
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he straight up said "let's get together soon" and gave me the old fade-out
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Sep 23, 2015 00:40
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Then it's definitely something you did. I wonder what it was? You should obsess about it.
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Sep 23, 2015 00:51
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he doesnt like you but he was being nice, oh no, universe is over.
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Sep 23, 2015 00:52
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BottledBodhisvata posted:He turned back into a pumpkin after midnight, sorry. This does happen
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Sep 23, 2015 01:03
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who the gently caress does the fade away after getting a smooch.anime was right posted:he doesnt like you but he was being nice, oh no, universe is over. don't kiss someone if you don't like em ya turbo turd.
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Sep 23, 2015 01:20
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Dub/step
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Sep 23, 2015 03:15
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that's actually a unicorn mask, not a horse mask. u can tell from the horn
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Sep 23, 2015 04:37
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Groovelord Neato posted:who the gently caress does the fade away after getting a smooch. Maybe he was a kissing slut. You ever think about that?
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Sep 23, 2015 04:40
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oh goodness someone kissed me that's a pact of forever love and if they ghost on me how am i going to get the deposit back on our side-by-side burial plots -someone with a middle schooler's level of emotional maturity
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Sep 23, 2015 04:46
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a kiss is a contract
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Sep 23, 2015 05:41
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I usually go for the awkward hug where you pat her back if I'm not I'm to her personally
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Sep 23, 2015 05:49
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YeahTubaMike posted:he straight up said "let's get together soon" and gave me the old fade-out this is my go-to 
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Sep 23, 2015 05:54
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1st AD posted:this is my go-to So let me get this straight. You don't want to make it awkward with someone you've went out with and enjoyed their company, but you can tell they're more into you than you are into her/him? While also making sure the other person feels okay about themselves for the night, and at least they know they're not a fugly rear end in a top hat? 
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Sep 23, 2015 08:30
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YeahTubaMike posted:i went on a really pleasant date with a dude who was nice & cute and he kissed me in the rain which was super cliche but still nice. then he stopped answering my texts lol Unlike all these sexual tyrannosauruses in here I'm not a big fan of when gels do this and I am then like you in this post.
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Sep 23, 2015 08:51
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Sheep-Goats posted:Unlike all these sexual tyrannosauruses in here I'm not a big fan of when gels do this and I am then like you in this post. *spits a stream of chewing tobacco-stained saliva on your boot*
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Sep 23, 2015 09:07
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You guys know it's possible to be confused or annoyed with being faded on without being an obsessive clingy weirdo, right? Saying "huh, I wonder why he said 'lets do this again' if he didn't actually want to?" isn't the same as thinking you're irrevocably bound to each other because some smooching happened, you goonlords. "HAHA LOOK AT THIS CRAZY BITCH THAT CAN'T READ MINDS LIKE THE REST OF US COOL GUYS!"
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Sep 23, 2015 09:08
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Realpostin' some advice-- I had good success in the past using a direct but casual approach when I was feeling like I was being slowghosted on after a rather amorous couple dates, it was something like: "Hey I'm getting a vibe like maybe you're not feeling getting together again for whatever reason. Totally cool if that's the case and I won't make it weird, just want to make sure where we're at." She took the out and let me know direct "yeah you're nice just don't think we click for dating" kind of thing and I took it cool and knew where we stood, NBD. So maybe kiss-stealer would respond well to the direct question if you couch it in "hey we're cool either way, I just want to know what up" thing. Or maybe I'm a huge idiot with bad advice!
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Sep 23, 2015 09:19
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Nah, that's pretty good advice. At least it's usually been a good way of going about it in my experience, anyway. I think it happens when the other person is trying to avoid a big whiny meltdown moment, so the simple "it's all good" approach is always appreciated. It just seemed like everyone was yelling at YeahTubaMike for absolutely no reason, since nothing she said sounded like she was being an obsessive weirdo at all.
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Sep 23, 2015 10:16
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I do have the dubious benefit of never putting anything out there as a twice-divorced emotionally unavailable middle aged goon. We get on and have a good time and blow eachother? Awesome. We don't? Whatever, no hard feelings and good luck in your future endeavors. We do a few times then never again? Fun while it lasted! Good luck with future moist gropings! I remember when I was younger and like felt stuff and still had the idea that this time was going to be different and things would be good and turn out good, the whole dating thing was a lot easier to take personally and harder to be as direct about. I'm at the broken point where someone wanting an emotional attachment with real weight to it is a LOT scarier than being "lead on" and ghosted on.
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Sep 23, 2015 10:41
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YeahTubaMike posted:he straight up said "let's get together soon" and gave me the old fade-out Sorry to be the one to tell you this but you have bad breath
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Sep 23, 2015 10:47
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Otisburg posted:I do have the dubious benefit of never putting anything out there as a twice-divorced emotionally unavailable middle aged goon. I hear you man. At 40 I'm finding that it's a hell of a lot easier to deal with all the various things that go wrong in dating than it was in my 20s. Things go well? Cool. Things go poorly? Hey, that's cool too. Either way, it was fun at the time and there's always another one right around the corner if this one doesn't work out. It's actually pretty awesome to not feel like it's the end of the loving world every time a relationship doesn't work out, or some girl I'm really into doesn't feel the same way about me. It also helps to be comfortable with the idea that not everyone is going to like me in general, nor do I need them to. E: and yeah, real connections and emotional attachments do feel like they carry more weight now than in the past. Maybe it's because it's kind of rare that it happens for real or maybe it's that I'm starting to feel my mortality a bit more these days, I don't know but that poo poo definitely seems more terrifying than it was when I was younger. the future is WOW fucked around with this message at 11:27 on Sep 23, 2015 |
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Sep 23, 2015 11:15
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The Mentalizer posted:E: and yeah, real connections and emotional attachments do feel like they carry more weight now than in the past. Maybe it's because it's kind of rare that it happens for real or maybe it's that I'm starting to feel my mortality a bit more these days, I don't know but that poo poo definitely seems more terrifying than it was when I was younger. On the balance I'll take being emotionally calloused "okay they can't all be winners, next" type over being a big weepy "if you don't love me I'll kill myself" cat every time it don't go good like in my teens and twenties. But ask me again in a decade or two when I'm heading towards my gloaming years all alone.
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Sep 23, 2015 11:26
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Few things can make me cringe like I do when I think about all the goofy poo poo I said and did in my 20s during the times I found myself in love (or what I thought was love, anyway). It just makes me want to get in a time machine to go back and slap myself. Repeatedly. So yeah, cool detachment is definitely the way to go. You can still be intense and passionate, just at the appropriate times instead of spewing feelings all over the place like some kind of out of control emotional firehose.
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naem posted:I usually go for the awkward hug where you pat her back if I'm not I'm to her personally this is what you do if you're planning to ghost someone y'all other fucks are dumb as hell
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