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I'm Kai Opaka. You are the D'Jarras guy.
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The Jem'Hadar are most hilarious in one way: The fact that there was an episode that suggests they can't be put in stasis, and it's very clear that the Federation has captured very, very little white. Which means the Federation, refusing to slaughter beaten people in combat, instead would put these people in a prison to lose their minds, turn into insane animals, and die screaming. It'd seriously been better to have just shot them. Of course, the show never addresses this and just keeps talking prisoners, with these guys. I could see them being horrified of facing Federation troops because of that. At least the other races would just end it. Zigmidge posted:It's like watching a dozen Kai winns argue with dukat in here. I almost feel bad for her actress because she nailed being a holier-than-thou extreme right wing rear end in a top hat so well I think people legitimately hated her (not just in the way they were supposed to hate her). Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Sep 23, 2015 |
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Sep 23, 2015 01:12
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If you step into a transporter do you die?
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Sep 23, 2015 01:15
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Blazing Ownager posted:
i read a thing that said the cast loved having her around cause shes apparently hilarious, but she never cared about or really 'got' star trek and i think that does come across in her performance n character. not to any serious detriment, but it is interesting to look at the actors who were super engaged in the universe adn the whole project (patrick stewart and tim russ n so on) vs those who really didnt give a poo poo beyond "its a gig" (louise fletcher, robert beltran come to mind)
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Sep 23, 2015 01:20
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big freakin ups to the bajoran priest hats that looked uncannily like the sydney opera house 
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Sep 23, 2015 01:23
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The Bible posted:If you step into a transporter do you die? Your inner Tuvix dies a little, yes.
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Sep 23, 2015 01:25
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It's kind of a shame that Gul Dukat died before he could notify the Bajoran people that he porked their spiritual leader. I'm sure it was on his catch-up list, organized guy like that.
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Sep 23, 2015 01:35
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Tujague posted:It's kind of a shame that Gul Dukat died before he could notify the Bajoran people that he porked their spiritual leader. I'm sure it was on his catch-up list, organized guy like that. He was going to have a big Google Hangout with Bajor on Winn's birthday to tell them.
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Sep 23, 2015 03:04
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Shadow posted:hahaha i loved damar Type [url] or [video] before you paste the timecoded link.
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Sep 23, 2015 04:06
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My Q-Face posted:Type [url] or [video] before you paste the timecoded link. I did that but it kept converting it to a YouTube tag. 
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Sep 23, 2015 04:15
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one of the syntax examples in the bbcode guide works but i cant remember which one
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Sep 23, 2015 04:21
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Shadow posted:I did that but it kept converting it to a YouTube tag. Try [url=^V
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Sep 23, 2015 04:24
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Blazing Ownager posted:I almost feel bad for her actress because she nailed being a holier-than-thou extreme right wing rear end in a top hat so well I think people legitimately hated her (not just in the way they were supposed to hate her). I doubt she had any concerns about this. Before Kai winn, she played Nurse Ratched in one flew over the cuckoo's nest. 
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Sep 23, 2015 04:57
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Tujague posted:It's kind of a shame that Gul Dukat died before he could notify the Bajoran people that he porked their spiritual leader. I'm sure it was on his catch-up list, organized guy like that. I'm sure he recorded at least two dozen announcement videos for this purpose covering every possible contingency, including at least one or two starting with ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS, just in case.
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Sep 23, 2015 05:33
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Orange Sunshine posted:I doubt she had any concerns about this. Before Kai winn, she played Nurse Ratched in one flew over the cuckoo's nest.  I somehow never made the connection that that was the same actress.
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Sep 23, 2015 07:24
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Delsaber posted:I'm sure he recorded at least two dozen announcement videos for this purpose covering every possible contingency, including at least one or two starting with ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS, just in case. ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. If you are hearing this message, it's because Wyn has become Kai Wyn, and the Bajoran people have successfully overthrown the Cardassian government, enlisted the help of the Federation, discovered a wormhole to the Gamma quadrant, and I've been killed by evil aliens banished from the wormhole. If this has happened, I must warn you this hosed Kai Wyn with my spoon dick, and she probably is the mother to my half blood crotch spawn. You have one hour to congratulate Kai Wyn on landing a hunk such as me, or I will be forced to take further action.
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Sep 23, 2015 08:02
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS Tragedy today as former head of the Obsidian Order Enabran Tain has been eaten by wolves.
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Sep 23, 2015 08:48
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS The gas I am now forced to release into the station will not only incapacitate you, but it also smells like Adami's hot clunge after the time we made love on the steps of the vedek assembly.
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Sep 23, 2015 11:18
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I like to think he spent a good 6 months just recording messages like this for any situation, but writers would probably say the message was auto generated using a memory crystal of Dukat's personality.
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Sep 23, 2015 11:40
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS Happy Mothers Day, I am releasing essence of Bajoran Lilacs through the air ducts for you to enjoy. They were always your mother's favourites, you know. You now have 60 seconds for that to sink in, then get back to work. Failure to comply will compel me to confiscate your wives and/or daughters.
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Sep 23, 2015 11:54
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We have remarked several times that having Dukat call Kira out of the blue to say "I plowed your mom" seemed like a contrived way to jump-start the episode. What we never considered was that he had a LOT of calls like that to make and it took him until season 6 to reach the "K" section.
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Sep 23, 2015 12:22
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Tujague posted:We have remarked several times that having Dukat call Kira out of the blue to say "I plowed your mom" seemed like a contrived way to jump-start the episode. What we never considered was that he had a LOT of calls like that to make and it took him until season 6 to reach the "K" section. My Kanarics Anonymous group told me I have to get in touch with anyone I've ever wronged in any way. So I'm sure you appreciate why it's taken me 6 years to get around to "Ki-Kl".
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Sep 23, 2015 12:52
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Tujague posted:We have remarked several times that having Dukat call Kira out of the blue to say "I plowed your mom" seemed like a contrived way to jump-start the episode. What we never considered was that he had a LOT of calls like that to make and it took him until season 6 to reach the "K" section. The first thing Garak did when he got his tailor shop was block calls from Dukat. The second was turn off the ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS recordings.
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Sep 23, 2015 14:58
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You know for sure if Garak had been Commander of the station when it was a prison there would be no warning just deadly nerve gas and then ejecting the bodies and the gas into space.
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Sep 23, 2015 16:10
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Kitchner posted:You know for sure if Garak had been Commander of the station when it was a prison there would be no warning just deadly nerve gas and then ejecting the bodies and the gas into space. Sounds wasteful. Target the leaders with the transporter. No, target half of each leader with the transporter.
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Sep 23, 2015 16:12
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shadow puppet of a posted:You are the D'Jarras guy. He was totally wasted as a character being around for only one episode. They should have had him around to give us some depth and 3rd dimension to the winn vs obama plotline.
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Sep 23, 2015 16:15
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Kitchner posted:You know for sure if Garak had been Commander of the station when it was a prison there would be no warning just deadly nerve gas and then ejecting the bodies and the gas into space. No, it just wouldn't have happened, period. Tain: Do you remember getting that confession out of Dr Parmak? Garak: I never even touched him! Tain: That was the beauty of it!
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Sep 23, 2015 16:25
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Garak also wouldn't have put his spoon dick in disgusting BJ vaginas.
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Sep 23, 2015 16:33
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Kitchner posted:Garak also wouldn't have put his spoon dick in disgusting BJ vaginas. I dunno, he did try to stick it in that half-Bajoran daughter of Dukat. 
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Sep 23, 2015 16:39
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EvilTaytoMan posted:I dunno, he did try to stick it in that half-Bajoran daughter of Dukat. And in true Star Trek fashion, they had to recast Ziyal with an older actor because it originally came off as a guy in his 40s perving on a teenager.
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Sep 23, 2015 16:41
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EvilTaytoMan posted:I dunno, he did try to stick it in that half-Bajoran daughter of Dukat. I feel he'd have hosed a jar of mayonnaise if he thought it was Dukat's daughter.
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Sep 23, 2015 16:53
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Kitchner posted:I feel he'd have hosed a jar of mayonnaise if he thought it was Dukat's daughter. Wasn't there an episode where he thought that the only reason she was coming on to him was because she was spying on him for Dukat? But yeah I guess once he realised she wasn't he got full on 
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Sep 23, 2015 17:05
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 One day. One beautiful day.
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Sep 23, 2015 17:08
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http://textsfromdeepspacenine.tumblr.com/
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Sep 23, 2015 17:27
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i watched the episode of DS9 where dax meets her old wife and they kiss and it took me back to 90s tv where that was a Thing
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Sep 23, 2015 18:51
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Tezzor posted:i watched the episode of DS9 where dax meets her old wife and they kiss and it took me back to 90s tv where that was a Thing Rick Berman must've been really distracted by something that week.
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Sep 23, 2015 19:11
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Thank you.
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Sep 23, 2015 19:30
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Getting high is how he deals with the pain and misery of being Miles O'Brien.
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Sep 23, 2015 22:51
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Ambrose Burnside posted:big freakin ups to the bajoran priest hats that looked uncannily like the sydney opera house Reminded me of the weird aliens from Lathe of Heaven.  
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Luigi Thirty posted:And in true Star Trek fashion, they had to recast Ziyal with an older actor because it originally came off as a guy in his 40s perving on a teenager. As if Garak had any interest in Ziyal. He was as queer as a three dollar bill.
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