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Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Sep 23, 2015 |
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Sep 23, 2015 15:39
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Sep 23, 2015 15:49
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I'd wade through all the ridiculous sexual identification bullshit for a shot at that. 
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Sep 23, 2015 15:56
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not saying i wouldn't either
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Sep 23, 2015 16:01
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What app is that?
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Sep 23, 2015 16:04
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notZaar posted:What app is that? Same question Meanwhile, anyone wanna marry a cat? 
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Sep 23, 2015 16:46
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Stinky_Pete posted:Same question Is that cat going to lose her inheritance from her now deceased cat lady if she doesn't get married by Christmas? Just got myself a movie idea.
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Sep 23, 2015 17:30
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IDGI. What's so bad about this one?
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Sep 23, 2015 17:50
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HerStuddMuffin posted:IDGI. What's so bad about this one? Look at the teeth
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Sep 23, 2015 17:53
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So? I've seen much worse. Maybe she's British? I don't judge.
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Sep 23, 2015 17:54
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Maybe she's British? Swipe left.
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Sep 23, 2015 17:55
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I'm talking to A GIRL. Asked her about her family since she said she had a siblings birthday and she told me she has a sister, 2 brothers, and 3 sisters in her coven.
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Sep 23, 2015 17:57
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Ask her what distinguishes the first sister from the other three that she needs to be singled out like that. Also, that's like the "proud mother of three beautiful Corgis" mental illness reveal, on peyote.
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Sep 23, 2015 18:04
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Ask her what distinguishes the first sister from the other three that she needs to be singled out like that. Also, that's like the "proud mother of three beautiful Corgis" mental illness reveal, on peyote. I assume one sister is by blood and the others are by sorcery
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Sep 23, 2015 18:16
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draw down that moon
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Sep 23, 2015 23:52
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Witch it up
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Sep 24, 2015 00:19
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The Mentalizer posted:You guys know it's possible to be confused or annoyed with being faded on without being an obsessive clingy weirdo, right? Saying "huh, I wonder why he said 'lets do this again' if he didn't actually want to?" isn't the same as thinking you're irrevocably bound to each other because some smooching happened, you goonlords. thank you! Otisburg posted:Realpostin' some advice-- I had good success in the past using a direct but casual approach when I was feeling like I was being slowghosted on after a rather amorous couple dates, it was something like: i really don't care that much. we had two exchanges that were like me: hey, how was your weekend? him: good. i did x, y, and z. you? me: good. i did a, b, and c. [days-long silence] me: hey got any weekend plans? him: going to dinner with a friend. you? me: not much, watching the subway series, otherwise free. [more silence] i can take a hint. The Mentalizer posted:It just seemed like everyone was yelling at YeahTubaMike for absolutely no reason, since nothing she said sounded like she was being an obsessive weirdo at all. nice to know i wasn't imagining that
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Sep 24, 2015 01:36
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HOLY poo poo LMAO okcupid sent me an email last night that someone "liked" my profile. I click it, and lo and behold it is this same woman ohhhhhhhh boy shumagorath also neglected to post this picture which i found with the highly informative caption "i'm just a juggalo": http://i.imgur.com/yQz4snl.jpg?1
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Sep 24, 2015 01:41
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  The snail emoji adds a level of depth and sophistication:  
Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Sep 24, 2015 |
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Sep 24, 2015 03:29
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"Would" for all three of those women.
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Sep 24, 2015 03:35
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how the gently caress do you even use banana peels to have sex.
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Sep 24, 2015 04:46
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seriously someone tell me, i have a lot of bananas
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Sep 24, 2015 04:47
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Maybe like a condom or something? Sort of like that thing they sell around Halloween that you drill a hole in a pumpkin with and blend up the innards with some sort of brush and poor them out... Except for bananas.
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Sep 24, 2015 04:51
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I think we found out why DK was so loving pissed his horde got stolen.
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Sep 24, 2015 05:00
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Square.
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Sep 24, 2015 05:02
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why bother? the profile:quote:My self-summary
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Sep 24, 2015 07:57
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guns and weed. a drug dealer could really support me as a kept man, but she's probably hitting her own supply with that  profile.
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Sep 24, 2015 08:00
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Sep 25, 2015 00:27
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was nodding until the very end
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Sep 25, 2015 00:39
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anime was right posted:was nodding until the very end Until I looked up who mcr was.
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Sep 25, 2015 01:50
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ain't nuthin wrong with jerking off with banana peels 
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Sep 25, 2015 02:02
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 appropriating Jamaican and animu culture 
Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Sep 25, 2015 |
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Sep 25, 2015 02:34
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From a 41 year old woman's profile, second paragraph.quote:I do still want to have a baby. Doesn't have to be today, or tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, but at some point before I turn fifty. If that turns you off, you can be on your merry way and I'm glad we sorted that out early on. ...Alternately, if you want to have a baby and are concerned that I am now *gasp* forty, worry not. During my last visit to Nancy Ann Tappe she informed me that as an Indigo, my biology will allow me to procreate into my 60s...and I had already felt this myself, as many of the scenarios that apply to most females have never applied to me. 
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Sep 25, 2015 03:12
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quote:many of the scenarios that apply to most females have never applied to me. Clearly. She'd like to be old enough to draw a pension by the time her first kid is graduating high school.
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Sep 25, 2015 03:21
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Has anyone put a profile up on OKC that's just literally a sperm bank. Come on girls. If you want a baby go get one put up in there. The rest of your profile has assured me that you can handle literally anything that comes your way.
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Sep 25, 2015 03:55
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Coolness Averted posted:From a 41 year old woman's profile, second paragraph. What a treat to find a little paranormal surprise with the standard isssue late 30's early 40's baby craziness.
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Sep 25, 2015 04:09
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Yeah that was a lot of fun.
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Sep 25, 2015 06:59
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Coolness Averted posted:From a 41 year old woman's profile, second paragraph. For sure. And it's definitely vaccines causing autism, not wombs so old they might have wood paneling.
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Sep 25, 2015 17:04
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Nancy Anne Tappe, unlicensed neighbor across the street, seems to really know her poo poo.
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Sep 25, 2015 20:28
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Hooplah posted:how the gently caress do you even use banana peels to have sex. lookit this prude lmao
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