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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That is a very small assault boat.

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JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!
For me Obliterators (the "current" ones, not the older thing goatface posted) do just what they're supposed to, model-wise, and even those possessed aren't that bad. No defense of the others though.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
I never liked the organic chaosy look of the new oblits. I really wish they stuck with the style that goatface posted. Maybe FW will do them justice someday.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009


They very clearly angle outward.

Slimnoid
Sep 6, 2012

Does that mean I don't get the job?

mr. mephistopheles posted:

They very clearly angle outward.

The hurricane bolters on the model itself can physically move forward that close though, and rules-wise they have a 180 degree firing arc.

It's poorly designed, like a lot of the more recent SM stuff.

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!

BULBASAUR posted:

I never liked the organic chaosy look of the new oblits. I really wish they stuck with the style that goatface posted. Maybe FW will do them justice someday.

Fair enough, and I won't deny that it'd be awesome if FW did a visual variant based on retro models they way they've done with some other stuff.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They could have put heavy bolter ball turrets in there, manned by junior initiates as a rite of passage.Then they'd have more than 20 degrees of coverage

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

JerryLee posted:

For me Obliterators (the "current" ones, not the older thing goatface posted) do just what they're supposed to, model-wise, and even those possessed aren't that bad. No defense of the others though.

The melee variant of the Obliterators are awful though

TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine
I have no strong feelings about the shortboat.

I've liked the oblits all the way along. When they were janky old citadel models. When they were hellraisers that fell in a toolbox, and the new half-tyranid things.

But the best oblits of all time were the ones this guy made:
http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/172506-night-lords-18th-battle-company-flight-715/page-2

His thread is kind of perfect for this thread. It's full of 'what the gently caress, why are you wasting all this talent and money on GW' and also 'god that's awesome'.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

goatface posted:

They could have put heavy bolter ball turrets in there, manned by junior initiates as a rite of passage.Then they'd have more than 20 degrees of coverage

Exactly what the Dark Angels did:

TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine
Needs a bayonet on the end of the minigun.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

goatface posted:

They could have put heavy bolter ball turrets in there, manned by junior initiates as a rite of passage.Then they'd have more than 20 degrees of coverage

There's a different, slightly less terrible Space Marine plane that has those.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

TheCosmicMuffet posted:

Needs a bayonet on the end of the minigun.

It's one of my favorite worst models because, like a hieronymus bosch painting, there's so much going on that just doesn't make any sense

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

BULBASAUR posted:

It's one of my favorite worst models because, like a hieronymus bosch painting, there's so much going on that just doesn't make any sense

I dunno, the gunner is the only really dumb part of that speeder IMHO

TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine

BULBASAUR posted:

It's one of my favorite worst models because, like a hieronymus bosch painting, there's so much going on that just doesn't make any sense

How dare you drag Bosch's work through the mud by comparing him to GW.

This is worse than the time you said you didn't like something that I liked.

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
I have been meaning to steal this dude's obliterator team idea for a while.

In the new Dark Angels codex there's some artwork of either this or the darkshroud. The artist put a muzzleflash on the end of that sensor rod on the front end; they thought it was a gun. :v:

Safety Factor fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Sep 23, 2015

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
Wait does it have a twin-linked plasma cannon turret that can't elevate? :psyduck:

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

goatface posted:

That is a very small assault boat.



I still have three of these, unpainted, from just before I gave up hamming at secondary school. I genuinely like the models.

E:

spectralent posted:

Wait does it have a twin-linked plasma cannon turret that can't elevate? :psyduck:

Presumably the whole vehicle changes angle in order to elevate/depress the turret.

Far worse is the fact that the plasma gun turret appears to fire BARELY over the head of the front gunner, if at all.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

Improbable Lobster posted:

I dunno, the gunner is the only really dumb part of that speeder IMHO

How about the midget that must be inside the chapel shaped cockpit? Or is it just a tiny space marine?

It's a mystery!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's halfway to being a Dreadnought.

No Pun Intended
Jul 23, 2007

DWARVEN SEX OFFENDER

ASK ME ABOUT TONING MY FINE ASS DWARVEN BOOTY BY RUNNING FROM THE COPS OUTSIDE THAT ELF KINDERGARTEN

BEHOLD THE DONG OF THE DWARVES! THE DWARVEN DONG IS COMING!

spectralent posted:

Wait does it have a twin-linked plasma cannon turret that can't elevate? :psyduck:

The imperium has worked hard to eliminate gun depression; all the Emporer's guns are happy guns!

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

BULBASAUR posted:

How about the midget that must be inside the chapel shaped cockpit? Or is it just a tiny space marine?

It's a mystery!
Tojo blew his shins off after he'd killed fiddy men.

TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine

No Pun Intended posted:

The imperium has worked hard to eliminate gun depression; all the Emporer's guns are happy guns!

Interim Fix for KB299384: Gun Depression unavailable on twin linked 'Land's End Catalog' Plasma-style turret.

1 - Enter Land Speeder turret housing 'Dunning Krueger' Configuration device as normal.
2 - Identify target as normal
3 - Pray to emperor as normal
4 - Use internal Land-Speaker communication system to ask pilot to bank sharply to left or right.
5 - Fire as weapon comes to bear.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Pierzak posted:

Nah, the flyer with landing gear on the lower turret is worse. (ed: the Stormtalon)

And the very concept of hurricane bolter is so dumb it rolls around to awesome and back to idiotic.

It's actually a real thing, using linked turrets of infantry weapons sometimes makes sense. There was a linked version for Bi-planes that used Thompsons and an anti-infantry version the Russians used in WWII that mounted 80 PPSH-41 SMG's inside the bay of a bomber. They also show up in places like Libya where guys are making stuff in garages, and when you don't have real heavy infantry support weapons, having four normal guns shooting at loosely the same place is an average substitute.

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005

El Estrago Bonito posted:

It's actually a real thing, using linked turrets of infantry weapons sometimes makes sense. There was a linked version for Bi-planes that used Thompsons and an anti-infantry version the Russians used in WWII that mounted 80 PPSH-41 SMG's inside the bay of a bomber. They also show up in places like Libya where guys are making stuff in garages, and when you don't have real heavy infantry support weapons, having four normal guns shooting at loosely the same place is an average substitute.

80 SMGs? I want to see this.

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

Sigma-X posted:

80 SMGs? I want to see this.

http://www.guns.com/2013/06/29/the-fire-hedgehog/

:eyepop:

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

El Estrago Bonito posted:

It's actually a real thing, using linked turrets of infantry weapons sometimes makes sense. There was a linked version for Bi-planes that used Thompsons and an anti-infantry version the Russians used in WWII that mounted 80 PPSH-41 SMG's inside the bay of a bomber. They also show up in places like Libya where guys are making stuff in garages, and when you don't have real heavy infantry support weapons, having four normal guns shooting at loosely the same place is an average substitute.

To be fair, the Soviet Union was a dumb thing that rolled around to awesome except it continued back to dumb. :ussr:

I knew but totally forgot about the pepesha-bomber. I'm waiting to see a 40k conversion.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

BULBASAUR posted:

Exactly what the Dark Angels did:



The space marine driving that thing can see like, above horizontal forward, and to his left and that's it.

God help him if anything is slightly below him and ahead or to his right, he's never going to see it coming.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
They never established how high those things go, so he might not need to see anything below.

What immediately catches my eye is how the foward gunner is sitting on a thin piece of cardboard and a prayer, no way that's a well placed turret.

I guess that's just GW bullshitry, doing a regular speeder with the regular gunner having an assault canon just wouldn't be enough.

Also: we put a dude and plasma cannon in the back where the engine/anti gravity pad used to be, ugh, add four tiny plane engines to the sides!



Forgeworld!

And there's a cure for what ails your small flying boxes:

KingFisher
Oct 30, 2006
WORST EDITOR in the history of my expansion school's student paper. Then I married a BEER HEIRESS and now I shitpost SA by white-knighting the status quo to defend my unearned life of privilege.
Fun Shoe
Would any of you hams want a chaos dwarf plastic dude? Just a single model to paint and enjoy the early 90's?

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

hooman posted:

The space marine driving that thing can see like, above horizontal forward, and to his left and that's it.

God help him if anything is slightly below him and ahead or to his right, he's never going to see it coming.

His faith in the Emperor is clearly stronger than yours.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Nice stupid large walker you're making there, friend. It would be a pity if someone made a better one. Tsk, tsk.





Slimnoid
Sep 6, 2012

Does that mean I don't get the job?
You can't just drop those pictures and not tell us where it's from.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Slimnoid posted:

You can't just drop those pictures and not tell us where it's from.

Puppetswar.eu facebook. It's their "secret project"

Genghis Cohen
Jun 29, 2013
Puppetswar

e: gently caress

Hauki
May 11, 2010


KingFisher posted:

Would any of you hams want a chaos dwarf plastic dude? Just a single model to paint and enjoy the early 90's?

Haha, chaos dwarves were like the one army I really wanted as a kid, but GW had already priced me out of their flagship games. I played a little blood bowl and necromunda, but as a 12 year old saving up Christmas and birthday money, that's all I could afford to play and a good chunk of that was bought second-hand from other regulars at the store I think. There was no way in hell my parents would've shelled out enough for a battle box or whatever to get started, and I didn't have the self-discipline to save up from year to year. Once everything went under the umbrella of 'specialist games' and wasn't really supported anymore, both of those games gradually died off at my local store and almost all of the regulars moved to 40k only, which I had no models for. I still think about trying to pick up a mess of chaos dwarves secondhand though I guess I'd be more likely to play them in KoW or something at this point.

I guess my lovely anecdote would've been more appropriate in the death pool thread, but whatever.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

hooman posted:

The space marine driving that thing can see like, above horizontal forward, and to his left and that's it.

God help him if anything is slightly below him and ahead or to his right, he's never going to see it coming.

TBH, he;s wearing a hypertech helmet, I always assumed that SM pilots had the feeds from hullmounted camera just piped directly into their eyes.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

JcDent posted:

They never established how high those things go, so he might not need to see anything below.

What immediately catches my eye is how the foward gunner is sitting on a thin piece of cardboard and a prayer, no way that's a well placed turret.

I guess that's just GW bullshitry, doing a regular speeder with the regular gunner having an assault canon just wouldn't be enough.

Also: we put a dude and plasma cannon in the back where the engine/anti gravity pad used to be, ugh, add four tiny plane engines to the sides!


Forgeworld!

And there's a cure for what ails your small flying boxes:



Chapterhouse Studios isn't shipping stuff anymore. They haven't posted to their Facebook in over a year and most people who've been putting in orders have had the orders canceled by Paypal. If you want to see some unspiration, look no further than Chapterhouse Studios.


Most of their poo poo looks like it was sculpted out of Play-Doh.

Slimnoid
Sep 6, 2012

Does that mean I don't get the job?

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Esser-Z
Jun 3, 2012

Every one of those would make a fantastic avatar.

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