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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Febreeze posted:

From the Bartending thread:

gently caress

God loving drat it.

e: for the new page

quote:

bloody ghost titty posted:

RIP Nrr.

Last night, we got together, we drank tequila, and we mourned the life of "a gentle soul and a wild spirit" as a friend put it. If you, gentle reader of this thread, come across his stories, know that they all happened, and the photos prove it. We are a poorer bar tending community for having lost him.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Sep 25, 2015

# ? Sep 25, 2015 04:06

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# ? May 13, 2024 22:48

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

wtf

Why are goons dying.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 04:30

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

loving really. goddammit.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 04:50

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

bloody ghost titty posted:

RIP Nrr.

Last night, we got together, we drank tequila, and we mourned the life of "a gentle soul and a wild spirit" as a friend put it. If you, gentle reader of this thread, come across his stories, know that they all happened, and the photos prove it. We are a poorer bar tending community for having lost him.

gently caress me what the loving gently caress.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 05:16

PantsFreeZone: May 31, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

I'm done posting in this forum

EDIT: wait, it's only taking the talented ones, I'm good

# ? Sep 25, 2015 05:47

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Keep your head down Ehud

# ? Sep 25, 2015 05:58

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

From the Bartending thread:

gently caress

Wait what? Is that for real?

# ? Sep 25, 2015 06:00

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

WHAT THE gently caress. I'm really, really hoping that guy is wrong.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 06:00

Catfish Stevens: Jul 9, 2001; WHO DAT? Who gives a damn?

Are the forums next?

RIP nrr. Lurker but I laughed my rear end off at your antics.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 06:03

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

PantsFreeZone posted:

I'm done posting in this forum

EDIT: wait, it's only taking the talented ones, I'm good

This guy gets it

# ? Sep 25, 2015 06:04

CzarStark: Dec 23, 2007; by R. Guyovich

No loving way

# ? Sep 25, 2015 10:21

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

PantsFreeZone posted:

I'm done posting in this forum

EDIT: wait, it's only taking the talented ones, I'm good

I still attribute my survival to that

# ? Sep 25, 2015 12:51

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

axeil posted:

Thanks Febreeze. I already PM'd it to Ehud.

Dunno if there's something else I have to do to post it on the site.

Maybe I'll write up versions for more teams, because everyone should still be pretty happy. Even teams that have looked awful so far could end up being Super Bowl champs this year.

Sorry I took forever on this. I just got back in town from a pretty stressful work trip. This post rules and I like it a lot. Thanks axeil! I hope you do more.

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/25/ride-isnt-learned-quit-worrying-love-chip-kellys-wild-ride/

# ? Sep 25, 2015 13:15

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Ehud posted:

Sorry I took forever on this. I just got back in town from a pretty stressful work trip. This post rules and I like it a lot. Thanks axeil! I hope you do more.

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/25/ride-isnt-learned-quit-worrying-love-chip-kellys-wild-ride/

I hope I do too. Thanks for putting it up! If Indy or Baltimore or someone else goes 0-3 I might write up another post directed at their fans.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 13:19

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

nrr

# ? Sep 25, 2015 14:37

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

xposting from the RIP thread, but here's his soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user237822301

# ? Sep 25, 2015 14:41

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

I guess we better get a survival pool started for the Sweet Thursday.

gently caress, nrr was the truth, man!!!

God damnit, why? gently caress Chip Kelly. Chip Kelly's wild ride killed nrr.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 14:44

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

nrr

# ? Sep 25, 2015 15:03

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Chilichimp posted:

I guess we better get a survival pool started for the Sweet Thursday.

gently caress, nrr was the truth, man!!!

God damnit, why? gently caress Chip Kelly. Chip Kelly's wild ride killed nrr.

I was really looking forward to reading a drunken celebration about their first win this year :smith:

# ? Sep 25, 2015 15:05

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

WugLyfe posted:

I was really looking forward to reading a drunken celebration about their first win this year

If the Eagles win on Sunday I think I'll try and do a tribute celebration post for him.

But it probably won't be as good. :smith:

# ? Sep 25, 2015 15:09

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Oh, there is a house in Philly,

They CAAAAAALL Lincoln Financial Field.

It's been the ruin of many a poor boy,

And God, I know, I'm one.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 15:12

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

RIP nrr, you owned

get wasted in heaven with wheez and save seats for the rest of us

# ? Sep 25, 2015 15:14

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Chilichimp posted:

Oh, there is a house in Philly,

They CAAAAAALL Lincoln Financial Field.

It's been the ruin of many a poor boy,

And God, I know, I'm one.

nrr would be proud

# ? Sep 25, 2015 15:51

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Chilichimp posted:

Oh, there is a house in Philly,

They CAAAAAALL Lincoln Financial Field.

It's been the ruin of many a poor boy,

And God, I know, I'm one.

nrr

# ? Sep 25, 2015 15:53

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

I saw Ehud's Facebook FART post and came here. What the ever living hell?

RIP nrr. Holy poo poo, you will be missed. :smith:

# ? Sep 26, 2015 00:20

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Rasczak posted:

This guy gets it

We'll be left after the good poster rapture.

# ? Sep 26, 2015 00:24

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Ahh poo poo week 3 yall

Remember that football is bad and dumb and we would all be happier if we didn't watch it.

# ? Sep 26, 2015 06:31

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Bad Comedian Eli Manning tells Dad jokes about the NFCE

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/bad-comedian-eli-manning/

# ? Sep 26, 2015 17:40

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Febreeze posted:

Bad Comedian Eli Manning tells Dad jokes about the NFCE

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/bad-comedian-eli-manning/

This is great.

# ? Sep 26, 2015 18:47

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

Since all the saints fan seem to be avatar-bandwagoning together, maybe the Cards can get a 1-balled Cards avatar in honor of Ramadu

# ? Sep 26, 2015 19:30

cucka: Nov 4, 2009; TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Chilichimp posted:

Oh, there is a house in Philly,

They CAAAAAALL Lincoln Financial Field.

It's been the ruin of many a poor boy,

And God, I know, I'm one.

I covered this already, but hell with it, rip my music spirit animal.

He was always a thousand times better than me with regard to this stuff, which made me feel both foolish for trying to step to his level and happy to see him routinely make things I wish I was capable of making.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaEDPxWic94

There is
a farthouse
on the internet.

It's called the farthouse of fun.

And it's been
the ruin of
many a poster

And god, i know I'm one.

# ? Sep 26, 2015 20:15

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Febreeze posted:

Bad Comedian Eli Manning tells Dad jokes about the NFCE

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/bad-comedian-eli-manning/

Your jokes are sometimes hit or miss.

This one was all net.

# ? Sep 26, 2015 20:24

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

NC-17 posted:

Your jokes are sometimes hit or miss.

This one was all net.

What is it with you and saying something poo poo and then trying to come back from it lately?

# ? Sep 26, 2015 21:34

cucka: Nov 4, 2009; TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

I haven't managed more than 2 hours sleep today.

He's just on my mind and I can't shake it.

gently caress.

# ? Sep 26, 2015 21:37

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

I'm not gonna lie y'all I think that was my best FART so far.

# ? Sep 26, 2015 21:49

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Big Bob Pataki posted:

I'm not gonna lie y'all I think that was my best FART so far.

Dude, I loved it.

I was sitting alone at a diner counter, drinking coffee while the waitresses buzzed around me. It was right next to a city fall festival, so the place was busy. I had to stop myself from busting out laughing at my phone several times, and I didn't even get through it all before my conscience from taking up a seat got the best of me and I left.

# ? Sep 26, 2015 21:52