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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


A timeline-splitting gun that XJAM puts in his mouth and that fires divergent suicide corpses from his back.

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Angry Diplomat posted:

Gun's that are made out of hyperrealistic skeleton bones, but the bullets they shoot have no particularly unusual properties aside from being fairly strong. However their gunshot sound is a mildly annoying skeleton cackle that gets incredibly irritating after a while. Also the gunshot cackle is six seconds long so if you're firing a skelebone smg's you're gonna drive yourself insane with layered skeleton cackling.

Skeleton gun's that make xylophone sounds

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



senae posted:

It comes up twice. It's a measure of how much of your body is cybernetics. When you die, you wake up somewhere in the wastes with some metal bobbin's instead of person inside you. The green section is a representation of how much person is left in your body.

He said if you go Full Robot you lose your free will, and aren't able to make decisions anymore :allears:
Tch... more anti-robot racism from the bakas at ToG.

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

NINJA Throwing gun's: it's just bullets and you throw them

Cabbagepots
Apr 7, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
Danmaku (TL note: Danmaku means "Spore Burger"): It's a gun shaped exactly like an anime girl and you hold her horizontally and she shoots danmaku bullets in weird patterns.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

MakeWarHarmlesser posted:

How about a Meat Gun's (like from eXistenZ) that shoots Meat (chicken fry?) on the ground. the player can pick up the meat for healing but so can the bad guys (risk and reward system?).

Gun's that are New Flesh

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe

Angry Diplomat posted:

Gun's that are made out of hyperrealistic skeleton bones, but the bullets they shoot have no particularly unusual properties aside from being fairly strong. However their gunshot sound is a mildly annoying skeleton cackle that gets incredibly irritating after a while. Also the gunshot cackle is six seconds long so if you're firing a skelebone smg's you're gonna drive yourself insane with layered skeleton cackling.

That's like this gun in Borderlands 2, "The Bane." It's an SMG you find after a quest where you search for a "cursed" gun that has driven every previous owner to suicide. When you find it, it's really, really powerful, but it makes really annoying gun shooty noises in a shrill voice, and it will play even if you turn the master volume to zero.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Golden Goat posted:

Jesus the guy playing is just zoning out on the gene talk moment.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

That's like this gun in Borderlands 2, "The Bane." It's an SMG you find after a quest where you search for a "cursed" gun that has driven every previous owner to suicide. When you find it, it's really, really powerful, but it makes really annoying gun shooty noises in a shrill voice, and it will play even if you turn the master volume to zero.

There's a video somewhere of a bunch of Gunzerkers dual-wielding Banes with some of the other talking guns mixed in. It's such an obnoxious cacophony that sound simply loses all meaning and nothing is annoying anymore.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Guns that when you shoot them, they shoot an NPC somewhere else in the world instead, permanently killing them, including plot-important NPCs.

Sivek
Nov 12, 2012

I'm at a wedding and the bridal party introductions were to the Space Jam theme. There's a better than zero percent chance there's another Barkley 2 backer here. All the nameplates and stuff were in English and not Al Bhed, though.

captain innocuous
Apr 7, 2009
A gun that shoots the little guys from Battletoads that steal health blocks, who steal a tiny amount when they hit and attempt to fly off screen.

They have a slight homing factor, and will attempt to get the shooter if there are no enemies, and they drop the block as a minor healing item if they get hit.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
A gun that instead of firing ammunition, plays meandering developer commentary not related to the location being displayed onscreen.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

a gun that shoots all the posts people have made about what guns to add

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

GNU Order posted:

a gun that shoots all the posts people have made about what guns to add

Recursive Gun's

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
A gun that starts off doing low damage, and every hit causes it to increase in potency.
Potentially very powerful with a large magazine if the player is very careful to hit every time, could be great against bosses.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

A gun that makes enemy attacks hit enemies instead.

Release date: It slows down enemies and you when fired.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

GNU Order posted:

a gun that shoots all the posts people have made about what guns to add

You can call it "Toxxic gun"

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

A gun that shoots nothing. A banner reading "BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME" scrolls across the bottom of the screen.

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

A gun that starts off doing low damage, and every hit causes it to increase in potency.
Potentially very powerful with a large magazine if the player is very careful to hit every time, could be great against bosses.

So it resets to 1 when you reload?

Cabbagepots
Apr 7, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
A minigun that shoots thousands of nuclear warheads per second, instead of bullets.

Cicero
Dec 17, 2003

Jumpjet, melta, jumpjet. Repeat for ten minutes or until victory is assured.
A gun that shoots proximity mines.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Fuschia tude posted:

So it resets to 1 when you reload?

Or less.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
a gun that shoots bullets

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Shinjobi posted:

a gun that shoots bullets

Ban this sick filth

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
Rip off one of Increpare's games and include an RPG launcher that literally launches a very small RPG that the player can briefly play.

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord
Dadaism: nearby enemies who haven't been shot have to pause and wonder if your gun is actually firing bullets.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


So which one of you fools works for CDW?

Phenotype
Jul 24, 2007

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.



a gun that shoots a real, non-joke'ing release date for sometime in the next six months

WarpDogs
May 1, 2009

I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.
of the Pigskin: Bullets turn into footballs and bounce erratically after hitting things
Roguelike: Gun gains power and additional abilities the more kills it gets. It loses all powers when it's reloaded
Cockney: all gun sounds gain a cockney accent
of Constipation: bullets become embedded in enemies they hit. Upon death the bullets are shot out in an explosion
Molten: gun radiates extreme heat when fired and damages enemies and the player

Wezlar
May 13, 2005



Phenotype posted:

a gun that shoots a real, non-joke'ing release date for sometime in the next six months

Q3 2045

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Phenotype posted:

a gun that shoots a real, non-joke'ing release date for sometime in the next six months

11/11/23 seems pretty solid.

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
This game will be quietly put on itch.io without fanfare.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


The ToG boys and the guy behind itch.io all come from the same Internet culture hearth...

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Dabir posted:

Guns that when you shoot them, they shoot an NPC somewhere else in the world instead, permanently killing them, including plot-important NPCs.

This, but you also get a million neo-shekels every time you shoot one.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
I hope you guys are taking notes- Undertale is eating your lunch with the anime b-ball trash demographic: (significant Undertale spoilers below)

Everdraed posted:

time for another dumb vine
[TRUE PACI DATE SPOILER] alphyee

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
There should be Megaman Sprite Game crossover gun's

Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010
A gun that is actually not a gun and is maybe a sword or a wrench and can hit things but it still needs bullets to attack.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

A slingshot.

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turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
A gun that shoots checkin notes from bug fixes.

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