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Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Zaphod42 posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pugz/pugz-worlds-smallest-wireless-earbuds-you-charge-w?ref=fundedtoday

Not the worst idea in the world, although the video is kinda :wtf:

But what really bothered me was the line


A squircle? Really? Also check your punctuation there guys.

Squircle was the official shape of the Zune's navigation button.

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I didnt watch the whole video but im guessing they're wearing masks and not revealing who they are since this is probably their 4th or 5th funded kickstarter project

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

wa27 posted:

Did they not know that a squircle is an actual shape already? Or that Microsoft made a big deal about the squircle on the Zune 2?

Round these parts, we just call that a "rounded square" but I guess that you can't make a brand out of that.

Holy poo poo, did they drop a The Matrix reference near the end there? In 2015?

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
$1000 seems like a good deal for a crowbar.

Dogwood Fleet
Sep 14, 2013

I like that they didn't bother to buy a new one for the promo.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

If that's too rich for your blood their other pledge rewards are a t-shirt for $500 or a fridge magnet for $100!

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bruvelo/bruvelo-simplify-and-elevate-your-coffee?ref=category

This dude has an idea for a coffee maker that you can turn into real life coffee makers for only just short of a million goddamn dollars!

He had this idea before and the project was an overwhelming success but, as he says in the video,



150 thousand dollars just isn't enough to make this coffee maker thing happen. So now he needs almost ten times that amount! Because reasons!

CJacobs has a new favorite as of 00:34 on Sep 26, 2015

Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
In the prior Kickstarter campaign, I wrote "In the end, I'd rather pour my heart into this... and give it all I've got... than to be 80 and wonder "What if?""

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

CJacobs posted:

150 thousand dollars just isn't enough to make this coffee maker thing happen. So now he needs almost ten times that amount! Because reasons!

Giving him the benefit of the doubt, perhaps he actually started researching the manufacturing costs as the project was about to reach fruition and realized there was no way he could make the thing for X amount? :shrug:

Lots of kickstarters fail for that reason, they never factor in manufacturing and shipping.

That said, the new amount is ridiculous.

MagicBoots
Mar 29, 2010

How about we pump the atmosphere full of methane?
You put me on Cargo handling optimization?! I am the premier defense specialist in the entirety of the UN!
Don't you dare pull my funding!
You can't cut back on funding!
You will regret this!

Snuffman posted:

That said, the new amount is ridiculous low, even for a simple crappy consumer product.

People really have a poor understanding of how much money it takes to bring a new consumer product to market. That money will barely cover setting up a small production line.

Jerry Seinfeld
Mar 30, 2009

CJacobs posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bruvelo/bruvelo-simplify-and-elevate-your-coffee?ref=category

This dude has an idea for a coffee maker that you can turn into real life coffee makers for only just short of a million goddamn dollars!

He had this idea before and the project was an overwhelming success but, as he says in the video,



150 thousand dollars just isn't enough to make this coffee maker thing happen. So now he needs almost ten times that amount! Because reasons!

Jesus loving Christ, this is the most obnoxious pitch video I've ever seen. Jump cuts every 3 seconds, overlapping audio, sad music when he reveals that he sucks with money, no actual information about the coffee maker...Of course it's going to get funded.

ce gars
Dec 31, 2007

It's been posted in the past but here's an update on the travel jacket:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/world-s-best-travel-jacket-with-15-features-baubax#/story

Over 10 million dollars, nearly 46000% funded. Indiegogo themselves are advertising it like crazy.

This is getting out of hand.

Hello Meow
Nov 9, 2009
To be fair, those don't -look- awful. So at least nerds might be wearing something nice for a change.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

You can bet they'll look awful when people have them stuffed full of items.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Collateral Damage posted:

You can bet they'll look awful when people have them stuffed full of items.

~Tactical gear~

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Collateral Damage posted:

You can bet they'll look awful when people have them stuffed full of items.

Load-Bearing Fabric

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Harveygod posted:

Load-Bearing Fabric

Grovershirt?

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
I was on stream with SupSuper, watching with serious concern as he played the Mighty No. 9 demo and descended into madness. Well, we all did. The game's a bit boring.

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


The gameplay seems okay to me from my fiddling around with it, if a bit uninspired. But the cutscenes are so lifeless, especially since the lips don't move. It's kinda creepy.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Noyemi K posted:

I was on stream with SupSuper, watching with serious concern as he played the Mighty No. 9 demo and descended into madness. Well, we all did. The game's a bit boring.
At this point there's no way the game could be nearly as entertaining as the rage on the Kickstarter page.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
It's not particularly bad, it's just dull. There are a few things we all agreed on:

-the dash thing seems a little shoehorned in, the overarching design of the game from the levels just doesn't gel with the mechanic
-too many tutorial popups and material
-despite that, the uses of various pickups isn't all that obvious visually, and the effect icons aren't easily understandable or explained during the course of normal gameplay like basic poo poo is
-the design's all over the place. It's like the devs watched that egoraptor video and understood roughly a quarter of it
-the visual design is a bit on the busy side

edit:

:eyepop: 380 THOUSAND comments! Holy poo poo!

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

i can't fault anyone for only watching quarter of an egoraptor video

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009

Paladinus posted:

~Tactical gear~


~Tactical Rabbi~

moerketid
Jul 3, 2012

Collateral Damage posted:

You can bet they'll look awful when people have them stuffed full of items.

That was my thought. They don't post a single picture of one of these things stuffed with items. That aside, lol $150 for a hoodie.

ce gars
Dec 31, 2007

moerketid posted:

That aside, lol $150 for a hoodie.

Don't forget $190 for the :airquote: blazer :airquote: which is definitely not also a hoodie.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

CJacobs posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bruvelo/bruvelo-simplify-and-elevate-your-coffee?ref=category

This dude has an idea for a coffee maker that you can turn into real life coffee makers for only just short of a million goddamn dollars!

He had this idea before and the project was an overwhelming success but, as he says in the video,



150 thousand dollars just isn't enough to make this coffee maker thing happen. So now he needs almost ten times that amount! Because reasons!


http://www.aeropress.com/
$29.95, and literally takes less than 30 seconds to squeeze all the water thru the bed of coffee grounds.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.
I don't think I've seen this laser razor thing posted here. It's supposedly a razor that cuts with laser (not a laser hair removal thing) threaded through some kind of optical fiber. Seems dubious at best, but what I really like about it is the new demo video they've posted.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Crust First posted:

I don't think I've seen this laser razor thing posted here. It's supposedly a razor that cuts with laser (not a laser hair removal thing) threaded through some kind of optical fiber. Seems dubious at best, but what I really like about it is the new demo video they've posted.

First of all, they talk about the problem with disposable razors as though electric razors didn't already exist. Its not like its disposable or laser, there's a whole middle ground in there that most people already use, which their video overlooks completely.

"Wavelengths of light have been discovered that can cut through dark hair, but not light hair" :v: uh okay

Their example unit is clearly just a mock that doesn't work, they don't know how it'll work. They have a high powered laser that can cut hair, whoopdie doo. How are they going to fit that into a razor, or how are they going to make it into a stream laser instead of a point, how expensive will it be, how long will the battery last, and will it even be any more comfortable than a normal razor?

Of course it will, because it uses lazers :psylon:

Naturally people are throwing money at it :doh: You can get a pretty good electric razor for $200 at the store right now.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Crust First posted:

I don't think I've seen this laser razor thing posted here. It's supposedly a razor that cuts with laser (not a laser hair removal thing) threaded through some kind of optical fiber. Seems dubious at best, but what I really like about it is the new demo video they've posted.

Thanks but my broken cola bottle gives me a cleaner shave also faster

Edit: I can't spell

Tijuana Bibliophile has a new favorite as of 17:00 on Sep 28, 2015

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Yeah that's the worst part, with a lazer razor there's no way you can shave as fast. You'll have to sloooooowly shave each part of your face as you wait for the laser to keep up. gently caress that.

Unless the laser is like, dangerously powerful, in which case you better believe its gonna give you some razor burn of a whole new variety.

E: Hahahaha that video. Well, they do have a prototype at least, I was wrong about that. But holy poo poo its even slower than I imagined. You could shave with scissors faster. And look at how much hair it left afterwards! Its not even a close shave because of the bulky parts.

Zaphod42 has a new favorite as of 17:03 on Sep 28, 2015

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
I wish someone kickstarted a legit affordable permanent hair removal tool though. Right now it's too expensive for me to just jump at it, as much as I'd love to. Because I hate shaving almost as much as I hate facial hair.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Truga posted:

I wish someone kickstarted a legit affordable permanent hair removal tool though. Right now it's too expensive for me to just jump at it, as much as I'd love to. Because I hate shaving almost as much as I hate facial hair.

Fun fact. Some company tried marketing hair removal creams to men, but they just kept using razors like complete pillocks, because creams didn't give them the sense of masculinity. Since then no one makes hair removal creams for men. gently caress those guys.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
Magic shave still exists. But it's not very good.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

wayne curr posted:


http://www.aeropress.com/
$29.95, and literally takes less than 30 seconds to squeeze all the water thru the bed of coffee grounds.

$10 and literally requires no purchased filters.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

wayne curr posted:


http://www.aeropress.com/
$29.95, and literally takes less than 30 seconds to squeeze all the water thru the bed of coffee grounds.

Lies! It says so right in the middle: that method takes time, practice, and lots of equipment!



…somehow…

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Paladinus posted:

Fun fact. Some company tried marketing hair removal creams to men, but they just kept using razors like complete pillocks, because creams didn't give them the sense of masculinity. Since then no one makes hair removal creams for men. gently caress those guys.

For men, yeah, but are their female products that work effectively? I don't give two shits about maintaining my image if the product works. It's 2015 goddammit.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Tippis posted:

Lies! It says so right in the middle: that method takes time, practice, and lots of equipment!



…somehow…

Process requires additional hardware to start from whole bean.

Captain Dopar
Aug 26, 2015

Our world's that day joined into a friendship that was pure gold. And Earth moved into a new age, when space travel launches us into the "Age of Aquarius". The End.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/219507343/captain-jack-sparrow-completion



"Hi!!! My name is Lucas I cos-play as Jack Sparrow and I have spent a lot of time and money trying to put this together. I usually volunteer my time to show up to places (for free) to say hi to kids and people that love the character. Unfortunately I have reached my personal spending limit for this project and was wanting so help from you!! If you could I would like for you to pledge a few dollars to help me finish. I have put so much of my own time money and work into this its a huge passion. Some the items I was still needing:

Screen Accurate Compass

Screen Accurate Pistol

Screen Accurate Sword

Frock Coat

Leather Tricorn Hat

A Chicken Foot

Leather Sword Belt"

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Tudmoke posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/219507343/captain-jack-sparrow-completion



"Hi!!! My name is Lucas I cos-play as Jack Sparrow and I have spent a lot of time and money trying to put this together. I usually volunteer my time to show up to places (for free) to say hi to kids and people that love the character. Unfortunately I have reached my personal spending limit for this project and was wanting so help from you!! If you could I would like for you to pledge a few dollars to help me finish. I have put so much of my own time money and work into this its a huge passion. Some the items I was still needing:

Screen Accurate Compass

Screen Accurate Pistol

Screen Accurate Sword

Frock Coat

Leather Tricorn Hat

A Chicken Foot

Leather Sword Belt"

Someone could use a laser cancer razor

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

chitoryu12 posted:

For men, yeah, but are their female products that work effectively? I don't give two shits about maintaining my image if the product works. It's 2015 goddammit.

I assume female products are not for facial hair. I never tried, though.

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