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hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
read this its good

nabreeki especially

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DonDoodles
Aug 18, 2010

by general anime

Oh my goodness. That is something right there.

BombermanX
Jan 13, 2011

I'm afraid of other people's opinions when they differ from my own. Please do not hurt my feelings.

You dirty gently caress.

I'll be in touch.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Oh poo poo, getting a dev to stick an alt in dental is huge.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Tunicate posted:

Oh poo poo, getting a dev to stick an alt in dental is huge.

I don't think he's a dev, I think he's somebody important from the Perfect World HQ back in China. Or at least, that's what all the dev reactions to him make me think.

Violent Kitten
Dec 26, 2011

Dearmad bhean
an ti ag an gcat.
Latest Xean mail.



Still trying to play puppetmaster and claim tacticalrook was a dental spy all along.

Aleth
Aug 2, 2008

Pillbug
I was wondering when he was going to send one of those around.

Lagomorphic
Apr 21, 2008

AKA: Orthonormal
Huzzah we're both both powerful and sickening! What a great day to be a NoP/Dental.

Conskill
May 7, 2007

I got an 'F' in Geometry.

Lagomorphic posted:

Huzzah we're both both powerful and sickening! What a great day to be a NoP/Dental.

I am drunk on the amount of power he gives us over him.

Technical Analysis
Nov 21, 2007

I got 99 problems but the British ain't one.
I haven't logged into the game in almost a month, and my experiences with it have improved tenfold.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Dental makes crops fail and the milk turn sour.

Da Mott Man
Aug 3, 2012


Xean, if you are reading this, please fill out this form and submit it to any Dental, NoP, or Wesley member. We value your patronage. Thank you in advance.

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

We may need a new form, there's clearly not enough space on that one for a Xean screed

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


It's okay, he can use the back.

Lagomorphic
Apr 21, 2008

AKA: Orthonormal

Mondian posted:

We may need a new form, there's clearly not enough space on that one for a Xean screed

Oh hey Mondian apparently you're just an alt of Dynov.

Lafarg
Jul 23, 2012


I made the list! I made the list!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I'm surprised I made it considering how long he's gone without booting me.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


I need to stop playing only late at night, I'm never gonna make Xean's list of people who aren't idiots trolls at this rate.

Axe-man
Apr 16, 2005

The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.
Clapping Larry
Thankfully I haven't been found out. :coal: looks like I can still spy successfully!

Cynic Jester
Apr 11, 2009

Let's put a simile on that face
A dazzling simile
Twinkling like the night sky
I was hoping my name would somehow be up there with my 20 or so hours of playing, but sadly not.

Psycho Landlord
Oct 10, 2012

What are you gonna do, dance with me?

I'm actually kinda offended I'm not on there. There's a few other glaring omissions too. Step up your game, Xean :colbert:

DonDoodles
Aug 18, 2010

by general anime
Apparently ronqueesha is my girlfriend.

Edit: lol at some of these designations.

Troll vs. Cyberbully vs. Rumor spreader vs. Troll with sadistic undertones

DonDoodles fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Sep 27, 2015

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
I am an extremely cunning bully-troll from Star Troll-Bully Online

hakimashou fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Sep 27, 2015

Conskill
May 7, 2007

I got an 'F' in Geometry.

Ooh, ooh, they're making blacklists now.

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the denalt party?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

DonDoodles posted:

Apparently ronqueesha is my girlfriend.

Edit: lol at some of these designations.

Troll vs. Cyberbully vs. Rumor spreader vs. Troll with sadistic undertones

Come to think of it, we haven't updated our fleet titles in a while.

Axe-man
Apr 16, 2005

The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.
Clapping Larry

Tunicate posted:

Come to think of it, we haven't updated our fleet titles in a while.

Can I have Cyberbully, I feel like a troll, but lack the effort to actually go out there. Cyberbully is more :effort:

AfroSquirrel
Sep 3, 2011

Aww yeah, top of the list!

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
This guy is the one who posted all that rambling spam in the xean thread on the sto forum and got banned along with xean.

[9:36] [Zone #31] Binkley@Sub-Nagus Gooark: heh, glad you got LaughingTrendy in your little pocket Druk

[9:36] [Zone #31] Binkley@Sub-Nagus Gooark: loving idiot

[9:37] [Zone #31] Binkley@Sub-Nagus Gooark: She'll be here in game eventually and I'll talk poo poo to her for bending over to you and taking it in the rear end

[9:39] [Zone #31] Binkley@Sub-Nagus Gooark: The more I type the more furious Druk gets, this is kind of fun

[9:39] [Zone #31] Binkley@Sub-Nagus Gooark: He's wondering how much more money I spent on the game than he did

kafziel
Nov 11, 2009
Swearing in zone chat is against the TOS, ain't it?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
When you are your own worst enemy the entire world is always against you.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



I'm confused about what the hell Xean was doing other than begging shamelessly like a Ferengi with a lobe deficency.

He wanted 200m EC... which is understandable though presumably you would throw in other things to get that sweet dough.

And apparently 140m wasn't enough... because he needed to get a stack of catfood? What the hell is that, Feline Supplement 71?

And he really wants to encourage you to think about just giving him all this money and not actually taking the lockbox ship around the way.

It's not even that he's begging, he's doing a tremendously lovely job of it.

BombermanX
Jan 13, 2011

I'm afraid of other people's opinions when they differ from my own. Please do not hurt my feelings.
Oh hey, I'm @butts and the supposed Dear Leader. Stay classy, xean.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Everyone is equal leader in the glorious people's socialist Goontopia that is Starfleet Dental/Nerds Of Prey.

The concept of actual equality, power sharing (or that people might actually get along without a petty DICKtator telling them what to do) is foreign from most STO autists.

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Aww I only rated a "troll" description. :(

Also loving that Xean is still trying to twist the truth on that "go kill yourself" tantrum he sent Druk. "No no it wasn't me actually he sent it to me I'm the good guy someone please believe me over the bully-trolls"

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

Korgan posted:

Aww I only rated a "troll" description. :(

I'm on the list, but I think that if you were to ask Xean 'why', he'd be hard pressed to remember who I am.

Aleth
Aug 2, 2008

Pillbug
Apparently I'm far too subtle for him which I guess is why he always misses me in his spy purges. :ninja:

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.
Maybe your accent is too thick and you should try speaking American to him, it's the only language he understands.

Dick Bass
Feb 22, 2006


I haven't logged on in 9 months and I made it on the naughty list!
Glad to know I made a lasting impression on Xean.

BombermanX
Jan 13, 2011

I'm afraid of other people's opinions when they differ from my own. Please do not hurt my feelings.
:siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: ATTENTION :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:
OPERATION TANGERINE BED SPREAD IS GO

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Conskill
May 7, 2007

I got an 'F' in Geometry.
I'll mount the water cannon.

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