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What if when Jeb Bush went to give Donald a low-five, Donald utilized the ultimate bully tactic and pulled his hand away, leaving Jeb both figuratively and literally 'hanging'? What if the force of the low-five, due to Jeb overcompensating for his perceived lack of energy, actually caused him to stumble and clip his chin on the podium? * Was this a missed opportunity for Donald? * Would Donald still be falling in the polls if he had made Jeb look like a chump? * Would this have been mentioned on the front page of the New York Times (our paper of public record) * What passive-aggressive things would Barbara Bush have said on a phone call to Jeb later that evening? * Would Jeb Bush have withdrawn from the race?
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 08:52 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 03:26 |
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Fall Sick and Die posted:
they would haved nominated him right then and there.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 14:01 |
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You remember what happened to Howard Dean? And it wasn't even actually all that bad of a moment for Dean? This would be an order of magnitude beyond that.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 15:40 |
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Brannock posted:You remember what happened to Howard Dean? And it wasn't even actually all that bad of a moment for Dean?
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 16:01 |
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I don't know if you're disagreeing or if you're not familiar with it, but here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6i-gYRAwM0 The media destroyed Dean for something trivial. Jeb Bush looking like a goddamn fool on stage would utterly obliterate any chances he had of ever being elected to any public office ever again. Trump really missed out big time.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 16:05 |
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Proof that we do not in fact live in the best timeline.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 17:30 |
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Jeb "Down Low, Too Slow" Bush
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 17:32 |
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i guarantee you JEB! has been coached to leave Trump hangin' next debate if he tries it again
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 17:46 |
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I think Jeb might've taken a swing if the Donald had down low, too slow'd him. He wouldn't land the punch and would just come out looking like a colossal bitch.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 19:06 |
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What's great is that Trump actually did own him right after that, it was just way too subtle* for it to be a big media thing.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 19:13 |
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Brannock posted:What's great is that Trump actually did own him right after that, it was just way too subtle* for it to be a big media thing. right after? i thought it was during
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 19:15 |
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Where does your asterisk lead?
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 21:33 |
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Brannock posted:
okay, so I didn't get it at the time and I still don't. why was this such a big deal? am I autistic here, is this way more embarrassing than I'm catching on to
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:06 |
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Aliquid posted:i guarantee you JEB! has been coached to leave Trump hangin' next debate if he tries it again Jeb! isn't going to be standing next to Trump next time at this rate. He'll have to try the old something on your shirt trick with Huckabee.
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 01:00 |
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Sunshine Mix posted:okay, so I didn't get it at the time and I still don't. why was this such a big deal? am I autistic here, is this way more embarrassing than I'm catching on to It was a really strange comparison, it's not just you. Oh misread, as for dean it was a combination of many things that sunk him but people only remember the scream for some reason.
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 01:22 |
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* Was this a missed opportunity for Donald? Yes, but opportunities to make Jeb! his bitch are a dime a dozen, so it made no difference. * Would Donald still be falling in the polls if he had made Jeb look like a chump? Yes: Trump is losing supporters to Carson / Fiorina, who didn't make Jeb! look like a chump at all. He is not losing supporters to Jeb! because Jeb! is also falling in the polls. * Would this have been mentioned on the front page of the New York Times (our paper of public record)? It would have been mentioned on the front page of the New York Times and also constituted the whole front page of the New York Post for two weeks. * What passive-aggressive things would Barbara Bush have said on a phone call to Jeb later that evening? Hahaha you think Barbara Bush calls her sons. * Would Jeb Bush have withdrawn from the race? No - Jeb! has already shown that no amount of humiliation will ever be too much for him. tl;dr: it would have made no difference. (but it's still an interesting question, in an "alternate history" - what if Hitler had been a better painter - kind of way)
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 04:10 |
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NotJesus posted:* Was this a missed opportunity for Donald? Yes, but opportunities to make Jeb! his bitch are a dime a dozen, so it made no difference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNcUEraG5sA
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 04:47 |
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Sunshine Mix posted:okay, so I didn't get it at the time and I still don't. why was this such a big deal? am I autistic here, is this way more embarrassing than I'm catching on to same. but I'm catholic european so maybe this is about protestant restraint or something
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 12:08 |
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The "I Have A Scream" was totally played up to discredit Dean, a viable candidate, in favour of putting up Kerry, an easily beatable nebbish. Best Kerry soundbite from the election was from a Bush ad: "I actually was for it, before I voted against it!" Making it clear to anyone you've got the most unprincipled, opportunistic flip-flopper ever to sell out his country. Swiftboat that bitch. Didn't even get captured by the enemy. And this man is a war hero??? I like people who WERE captured. Too busy partying with Jane Fonda to crash 5 planes and blow up his own aircraft carrier.
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 16:13 |
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What if Bernie hadn't been interrupted by those BlackLivesMatters protesters? I don't think his campaign would have been as focused on civil rights issues as it is now and it would have been much more difficult to beat Hillary Clinton in the primary.
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 16:16 |
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What if Donald called Jeb a fuckboy in an effort to woo millennial voters?
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 17:29 |
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Sebadoh Gigante posted:What if Donald called Jeb a fuckboy in an effort to woo millennial voters? He's saving that one for Rubio
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# ? Sep 30, 2015 22:51 |
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Fall Sick and Die posted:
I've never imagined this but now that I have its hilarious and I won't ever stop wishing it happened
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 09:05 |
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That gif already looks horrible for Jeb! He looks like the retarded aquaintance who just wants people to like him
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 09:27 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 03:26 |
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Are you kidding? Look at that lower lip bite that he does as he looks away. Look at how Donald almost grimaces because Jeb seriously slapped his hand hard. This gif will be used in future psychology books. There's so much going on there...
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 15:19 |