NFL Week 3 Aftermath: NFC EAST CURES LIVING

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Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Ehud posted:

I am eating pizza because I am sad

It is BBQ chicken pizza

It's on a spooky plate

I hope you watched that movie with your SO

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:18

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 20:09

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Andy Dalton is playing like a top five QB.

3 3 61 Completions 92 Attempts 66.3 % 866 Yards 9.4 YPA 8 TDS 1 INT 2 Sacked 11 Syards 121.0 rating 14 rushes 21 yards 1.5 ypa 1 TD 1 Fumble 1 Lost

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:19

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Eifert Posting posted:

Andy Dalton is playing like a top five QB.

3 3 61 Completions 92 Attempts 66.3 % 866 Yards 9.4 YPA 8 TDS 1 INT 2 Sacked 11 Syards 121.0 rating 14 rushes 21 yards 1.5 ypa 1 TD 1 Fumble 1 Lost

bad andy is coming

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:22

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Eifert Posting posted:

Andy Dalton is playing like a top five QB.

3 3 61 Completions 92 Attempts 66.3 % 866 Yards 9.4 YPA 8 TDS 1 INT 2 Sacked 11 Syards 121.0 rating 14 rushes 21 yards 1.5 ypa 1 TD 1 Fumble 1 Lost

he's poo poo and all his throws are poo poo that i could throw easily

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:23

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Quest For Glory II posted:

bad andy is coming

They don't play in prime time for another month sooo

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:23

Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

Quest For Glory II posted:

bad andy is coming

http://www.hulu.com/watch/404491

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:24

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Cavauro posted:

he's poo poo and all his throws are poo poo that i could throw easily

He's been throwing ropes actually. There hasn't been much wobble at all to his spirals lately.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:24

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Eifert Posting posted:

He's been throwing ropes actually. There hasn't been much wobble at all to his spirals lately.

actually, andy is loving garbage, and all his good plays are because his receivers are good, and his bad ones, are because he's a bad quarterback.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:29

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

actually, andy is loving garbage, and all his good plays are because his receivers are good, and his bad ones, are because he's a bad quarterback.

Just Wins Games

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:30

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Bad Moon posted:

I hope you watched that movie with your SO

we watched dateline together while we ate pizza

nothing brings a married couple closer together than murder porn :unsmith:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:34

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

loving Jesus

quote:

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‏@SaintsCSC
Correction:The salary cap this year was $145M. $71,592,000 (49%) of that for the Saints was spent on players who didn't play in today's game

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:34

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Eifert Posting posted:

He's been throwing ropes actually. There hasn't been much wobble at all to his spirals lately.

Refute this: Andy can't throw & wipes his rear end like a dumb idiot and gets poop on both hands and all over

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:35

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

computer parts posted:

Could someone doe the needful and make an avatar sized version of this?

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:37

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Cavauro posted:

Refute this: Andy can't throw & wipes his rear end like a dumb idiot and gets poop on both hands and all over

Q: What's Andy Dalton's favorite kind of sandwich?
A: Who loving cares he can't win a playoff game!!!!!!! Bad quarterback!!!!

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:38

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Q: What's Andy Dalton's favorite kind of sandwich?
A: Who loving cares he can't win a playoff game!!!!!!! Bad quarterback!!!!

same

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:39

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

That was such a loving Panthers game.

Ron Rivera and Sean McDermott went in with the most vanilla poo poo he could think of. They couldn't even outskill anyone because Kuechly was out and Charles Johnson blew out his hamstring. Blindsite touched on this, but the coaching strategy of the Panthers since John Fox was hired has been to let other teams make mistakes. They just let Luke McCown dink and dunk the poo poo out of them for 27 completions. They play a style on offense that allows the bare minimum room for error, and you saw the problems with it today. The defense is beat up and playing vanilla the entire time and they still need a miracle interception from Josh Norman to beat a backup QB in their home stadium. Hell, a slightly better throw and that's the go ahead Touchdown.

The Panthers are a mash unit on defense now to compliment the other side of the ball. Johnson is dead, Davis had a shoulder stinger (which means he got a concussion and managed to get off the field), Luke is stuck in the protocol, Tillman and Harper are both wearing orthopedic cleats, etc. This team REALLY needs the drat bye, and is primed for an upset next week against Tampa Bay.

On offense, it's the usual. The offensive line was great, and Cam did the rest. Obviously he's not going to get any awards because he doesn't have the gaudy numbers and the narrative is always going to be against him (as I posted earlier) but no one in the league is doing more with less right now. We're in a situation where on critical third downs at the end of the game, we're having to call pass plays to Brentson Bersin who of course slips, just like he did last year in the game losing interception against the Seahawks in the playoffs. Good gently caress that Benjamin injury hurts.

I'm trying to just enjoy this start and not look ahead but good god this team needs some free agents, and finally we can afford them.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:39

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:43

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I remember when Chad Johnson was young he would alway talk about how Steve Smith Sr was the veteran he looked up to. Like, in 2004. He had nearly 200 yards today as a receiver. Jesus. Christ.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:43

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Q: What's Andy Dalton's favorite kind of sandwich?
A: Who loving cares he can't win a playoff game!!!!!!! Bad quarterback!!!!

Not Prime Time Rib.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:44

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Eifert Posting posted:

I remember when Chad Johnson was young he would alway talk about how Steve Smith Sr was the veteran he looked up to. Like, in 2004. He had nearly 200 yards today as a receiver. Jesus. Christ.

Steve Smith owns

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:47

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I like how he is now Steve Smith Sr on the assumption one day his son is also gonna play in the nfl

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:49

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Steve Smith single-handedly knocked the Bears out of the playoffs in '05.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:52

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Blotto Skorzany posted:

https://books.google.com/books?id=G...%20play&f=false

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:52

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

FizFashizzle posted:

That was such a loving Panthers game.

Ron Rivera and Sean McDermott went in with the most vanilla poo poo he could think of. They couldn't even outskill anyone because Kuechly was out and Charles Johnson blew out his hamstring. Blindsite touched on this, but the coaching strategy of the Panthers since John Fox was hired has been to let other teams make mistakes. They just let Luke McCown dink and dunk the poo poo out of them for 27 completions. They play a style on offense that allows the bare minimum room for error, and you saw the problems with it today. The defense is beat up and playing vanilla the entire time and they still need a miracle interception from Josh Norman to beat a backup QB in their home stadium. Hell, a slightly better throw and that's the go ahead Touchdown.

The Panthers are a mash unit on defense now to compliment the other side of the ball. Johnson is dead, Davis had a shoulder stinger (which means he got a concussion and managed to get off the field), Luke is stuck in the protocol, Tillman and Harper are both wearing orthopedic cleats, etc. This team REALLY needs the drat bye, and is primed for an upset next week against Tampa Bay.

On offense, it's the usual. The offensive line was great, and Cam did the rest. Obviously he's not going to get any awards because he doesn't have the gaudy numbers and the narrative is always going to be against him (as I posted earlier) but no one in the league is doing more with less right now. We're in a situation where on critical third downs at the end of the game, we're having to call pass plays to Brentson Bersin who of course slips, just like he did last year in the game losing interception against the Seahawks in the playoffs. Good gently caress that Benjamin injury hurts.

I'm trying to just enjoy this start and not look ahead but good god this team needs some free agents, and finally we can afford them.

I get the feeling a small chunk of that budget is going to go to keeping norman, but yeah if we can get another receiver with Benjamin coming back the team's offense should be something next year, even if Shula finds a way to stick around (hint: he will).

That Johnson injury is going to be a killer. Goddamn there's some firepower with Star, Johnson and Luke being on the sideline. Makes me wish the team would turn Shaq loose with some blitzes. At least McDermott is a good coordinator and can dial up some decent schemes when required. I think the lack of adjustments on the fly today was a bit of a shame because it was obvious what the saints were going to do every goddamn down, attack that middle section.

If we can get through Tampa, even if Star, Johnson and Luke are held out, which wouldn't be easy, but is doable. The team should be in good shape come week 6. I guess we wait till wednesday to see what the report says on Luke and Johnson. If they're down for that 4 weeks we get colts, seattle and green bay we'll probably be 500 heading into week 10. I fully expect to drop two of those games (GB and SEA), but if the defensive line can get healthy I like our chances of beating the colts.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:54

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

R.D. Mangles posted:

Steve Smith single-handedly knocked the Bears out of the playoffs in '05.

Nah, he had a great game but that was a great game all around. Delhomme, Foster, Peppers, Lucas and Morgan all had huge games that day.

Still one of the best games I've ever seen.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:55

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Winkie01 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0QvY3zV3WI

As a Falcons fan, this pleases me.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:55

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

PantsFreeZone posted:

I expect him to be able to get the ball into the endzone some way or other with 8 tries from the 3, lovely coaches and play calls be damned

I'm not disagreeing with you, but drat man, we haven't hit a fade in 10 years and the coaches call it over and over.

Tanny certainly does seem unwilling to just take over a game so I do know what you're saying.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:56

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ben only out a month :toot:

Hail the Blood Moon

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:57

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

FizFashizzle posted:

Nah, he had a great game but that was a great game all around. Delhomme, Foster, Peppers, Lucas and Morgan all had huge games that day.

Still one of the best games I've ever seen.

Delhomme had 319 passing yard. 218 were to Smith.

Just looked up the box score, sure helped that Rexy went 17/41 for 191 yards and a pick, that's some peak Rex Grossman poo poo right there.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:58

Adlai Stevenson: Mar 4, 2010; Making me ashamed to feel the way that I do

Eifert Posting posted:

I remember when Chad Johnson was young he would alway talk about how Steve Smith Sr was the veteran he looked up to. Like, in 2004. He had nearly 200 yards today as a receiver. Jesus. Christ.

Johnson's a year old than Smith. They played together at Santa Monica before Johnson transferred to Oregon State and Smith went to Utah.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:58

korrandark: Jan 5, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Ben only out a month

Hail the Blood Moon

So what is right?

# ? Sep 28, 2015 03:04

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

korrandark posted:

So what is right?

the right answer is however many weeks it is that makes him come back in time to play the bengals

# ? Sep 28, 2015 03:05

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

korrandark posted:

So what is right?

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/648250589940334592

:shrug:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 03:06

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

the right answer is however many weeks it is that makes him come back in time to play the bengals

all the bengals optimism itt so far is delicious to feast on. we've already seen this movie, we all know how it ends

now it's time for vick to hold down the ship. don't screw up all of AB's record streaks

# ? Sep 28, 2015 03:07

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

If only we had a credible running threat to keep the pressure off Vick

# ? Sep 28, 2015 03:08

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Roasted Donut posted:

all the bengals optimism itt so far is delicious to feast on. we've already seen this movie, we all know how it ends

now it's time for vick to hold down the ship. don't screw up all of AB's record streaks

hell, i think when the bengals and steelers play, it will be a very good game, and they'll probably play three times this year.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 03:09