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Christmas is weird. Why do we have to have to keep having it? What can we have instead. Help me out.
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Sep 28, 2015 20:23
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- dumb crambo
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i read this as "let's optimize christmas"
how did you do that
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Sep 28, 2015 20:39
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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trim the fat, so to speak
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Sep 28, 2015 20:42
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- mags
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we gotta think outside the box on this one
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Sep 28, 2015 20:42
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we gotta get proactive here, and really put on our game faces
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Sep 28, 2015 20:42
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- mags
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a new christmas paradigm here
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Sep 28, 2015 20:43
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- mags
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ok so idea time what if, and bare with me here, i don't want to lose you, what if we...ok this is going to sound a bit silly but it'll make sense if we just hold on here, what if we make the traditional christmas tree weed instead of pine
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Sep 28, 2015 20:44
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- mags
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iim just spitballing here so feel free to weigh in with questions, comments, new ideas what have you
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Sep 28, 2015 20:45
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- mags
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if we go for the low apples i reckon we could double our numbers by the next quarter
- monetize the naughty/nice system
- outsource our merriness department
- SOCIAL MEDIA?
christmas stocking microtransactions?
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Sep 28, 2015 20:48
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- Pyroi
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gay elf noises
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set christmas on fire
improve enjoyability by 50000%
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Sep 28, 2015 20:49
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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Secret Santa's been done to death. It's time for social media santas.
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Sep 28, 2015 20:50
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- kuskus
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what if we make the traditional christmas tree weed instead of pine
set christmas on fire
improve enjoyability by 50000%
Yer guys are #1
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Sep 28, 2015 20:51
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- mags
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set christmas on fire
improve enjoyability by 50000%
hmm im gonna level with you here slugger but i don't think you are meshing with the department's idea machine here so go ahead and take that one back, maybe reapproach from a different angle, and let's see if we can get something workable there, ok? good talk buddy
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Sep 28, 2015 20:51
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XMS texting service where all your communication is logged and rated for naughty/niceness. Appropriate rewards at the end of year.
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Sep 28, 2015 20:51
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We'll call it... Co@l...
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Sep 28, 2015 20:53
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- kuskus
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Christmas is built into Americans; we can't even un-Christmas. Feliz Navidad. How can I escape this holiday cycle? Bust me out of my Christmas shackles.
I can feel the Christmas taking hold. This is an emergency.
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Sep 28, 2015 20:53
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- mags
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the new thing is custom design. how can we deliver a personalized chrsitmas product to the consumers, people. we need to throw some ideas out here, get the idea ball going so to say
i like this one
XMS texting service where all your communication is logged and rated for naughty/niceness. Appropriate rewards at the end of year.
perhaps a monetized service with good rewards for either naughty/nice/neutral like for naughty you could get dabs and for nice say something really cool like dabs, for neutral you can get a good bit of da bs
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Sep 28, 2015 20:56
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- mags
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thats brash talk, and i like it. you're a shark pyroi
it's a bit too much for this board room so i just want him to dial it down a bit you know
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Sep 28, 2015 20:59
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Sep 28, 2015 21:01
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XMS... xmas...? Christmas.
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Sep 28, 2015 21:01
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- mags
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Sep 28, 2015 21:02
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- mags
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*the word is circled again* what do we got, come one i know we can do this, we worked through baby boomers, we had gen x eating out of the palms of our goddamn hands, this isn't hard
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Sep 28, 2015 21:04
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a holiday where people make a porcelain mask of what they feel is their true selves, and act accordingly to what the mask is. they are forbidden from lying. i call it.. second halloween
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Sep 28, 2015 21:05
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- mags
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Always
Be
Christmasing
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Sep 28, 2015 21:11
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*slick 80's boss santa is standing at the end of a long table in front of a room full of elf executives, the room is silent, several elves are visibly sweating, on the whiteboard is written millennials in large letters, circled, underlined, with several arrows pointing towards it*
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Sep 28, 2015 21:17
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- Pyroi
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gay elf noises
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*the word is circled again* what do we got, come one i know we can do this, we worked through baby boomers, we had gen x eating out of the palms of our goddamn hands, this isn't hard
we could use memes
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Sep 28, 2015 21:19
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- mags
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hmmm
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Sep 28, 2015 21:38
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- mags
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memes hmm yes very forward thinking of you. perhaps emojis too?
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Sep 28, 2015 22:27
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bad kids get the new apple middle finger emoji in their stockings
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- Afro Doug
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how about this: christmas now is every day in december. and if you dont buy enough stuff the police come to take you away
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