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Hooplah posted:Aw man, don't waste all your mad game on racists whoa and I just thought dude had a photo with a monkey or something like all those tinder photos with sedated tigers and stuff
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Sep 28, 2015 21:48
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Business Gorillas posted:*swipes left while blaring airhorn*
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Sep 28, 2015 22:23
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she is 100% cheating and he is completely in the dark work a facebook name out of her and send profile + chat logs to the guy under a dummy account
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news update: woman in poly relationship is sleeping around while dude stays at home. woman ranges from fit to fat, depending on angle of picture and choice of clothing.
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Sep 29, 2015 01:25
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Hey some of those are funny jokes or whatever, but hey this brings us to the topic of hunting/gun-range photos. Like rock on, it's cool if someone has hobbies that involve killing things, I guess. When that's one of the 1-5 things you use to sell yourself to a potential mate or random person to gently caress you from internet I think it's kinda a big red flag
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Coolness Averted posted:Hey some of those are funny jokes or whatever, but hey this brings us to the topic of hunting/gun-range photos. Not if you're looking for someone who also hunts?
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Coolness Averted posted:Hey some of those are funny jokes or whatever, but hey this brings us to the topic of hunting/gun-range photos. why do you hate freedom
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Sep 29, 2015 01:44
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I dunno about you guys but a big severed deer head just gets me going something fierce
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Sep 29, 2015 01:48
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Unless you're full-on vegan, you really have no moral high ground vs. a hunter that eats his/her prey, imo. Although yeah the severed head is a bit much
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Sep 29, 2015 01:57
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i like that they put carpenter before mom
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Coolness Averted posted:Hey some of those are funny jokes or whatever, but hey this brings us to the topic of hunting/gun-range photos. It would probably turn me away just because it usually comes with a number of other cultural things that would lead to incompatibility, but it's not actually that weird of a hobby? Are you some Eurocommie or something? E: yeah trophies are kind of weird and gently caress you if you actually go on safari but TBH if a cute chubby MILF wanted to feed me her salted venison I'm down.
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Sep 29, 2015 02:03
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Hooplah posted:Unless you're full-on vegan, you really have no moral high ground vs. a hunter that eats his/her prey, imo. Not even vegans have a moral high ground because millions of animals are killed in the process of grain harvesting too. Someone who kills their own meat might actually be killing significantly less animals than someone who eats entirely vegetarian.
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Otisburg posted:It would probably turn me away just because it usually comes with a number of other cultural things that would lead to incompatibility, but it's not actually that weird of a hobby? Are you some Eurocommie or something? Yeah once again just someone who likes shooting poo poo down at the range, or a genuine survivalist cooking and eating stuff isn't a problem. I don't get that impression from folks uploading trophy pictures on internet dating site or showing off their tight burst pattern on a paper target's chest. I get hick or "I can literally murder you" vibes, and not in a sexy way.
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Sep 29, 2015 02:34
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want to kill animals and fuccc
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Sep 29, 2015 02:40
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let us copulate in the blood of my trophies
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Shumagorath posted:
Are you ever gonna tell us what app is that.
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notZaar posted:Are you ever gonna tell us what app is that. nearly positive it's just tinder e: like even one of the pics you quoted says it's tinder goku
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Sep 29, 2015 03:43
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notZaar posted:Are you ever gonna tell us what app is that. It's probably Tinder for some bizarro off-brand Android phone that gets updates once every two years.
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Sep 29, 2015 03:57
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yeah but
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Sep 29, 2015 04:13
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If a girl posts her Instagram handle, you may as well swipe left.
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Sep 29, 2015 04:18
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paco650 posted:It's probably Tinder for some bizarro off-brand Android phone that gets updates once every two years. My guess was an offbrand app that accesses tinder or an emu for easy screenshotting/exporting.
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Sep 29, 2015 04:47
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notZaar posted:If a girl posts her Instagram handle, you may as well swipe left.
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The Somethingawful Forums>General Bullshit>okcupid.txt: let us copulate in the blood of my trophies
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Sep 29, 2015 06:02
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God drat, Internet dating for women is as bad as they say it is. Girlfriend and I signed up for that MeetMe app to make some new friends because we are antisocial loners, and her phone has been blowing up with offers of sex and if asking if she likes being tied up or needs a side boyfriend. We are literally in her profile picture together and her profile mentions me. Dudes are thirsty as gently caress. (Slightly offended that the only person to be horrific to me was a 60 year old woman from Ohio. What, I am not pretty enough?)
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Sep 29, 2015 15:50
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Hooplah posted:Unless you're full-on vegan, you really have no moral high ground vs. a hunter that eats his/her prey, imo. oh hey lemme get up at 5am and sit in a tree forever to maybe shoot a dumb animal, what fun
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Sep 29, 2015 16:37
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It's cool because a lot of the time you just need to be normal but then your normal message gets drowned out in shitposts. Online dating is p much GBS but people are straight
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Sep 29, 2015 16:43
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Yawgmoth posted:who cares about moral high ground, hunting is boring as poo poo. Like fishing, it's an excuse to go drinking and not listen to your wife under the guise of sport.
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notZaar posted:Like fishing, it's an excuse to go drinking and not listen to your wife under the guise of sport.
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DreamShipWrecked posted:God drat, Internet dating for women is as bad as they say it is I didn't realize having more options rather than less was a bad thing
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DreamShipWrecked posted:God drat, Internet dating for women is as bad as they say it is. Girlfriend and I signed up for that MeetMe app to make some new friends because we are antisocial loners, and her phone has been blowing up with offers of sex and if asking if she likes being tied up or needs a side boyfriend. are you new to this human sexuality and dating thing
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DreamShipWrecked posted:God drat, Internet dating for women is as bad as they say it is. Girlfriend and I signed up for that MeetMe app to make some new friends because we are antisocial loners, and her phone has been blowing up with offers of sex and if asking if she likes being tied up or needs a side boyfriend. Are you one of those weird couples looking for other couples to have sex with?
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Sep 29, 2015 17:40
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Yawgmoth posted:It is fully my intent to never need an excuse to go drinking because drinking is a fun activity on its own. Me too but some people foolishly enter into relationships with other humans and that curtails their freedom.
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Sep 29, 2015 17:44
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DreamShipWrecked posted:God drat, Internet dating for women is as bad as they say it is. Girlfriend and I signed up for that MeetMe app to make some new friends because we are antisocial loners, and her phone has been blowing up with offers of sex and if asking if she likes being tied up or needs a side boyfriend. This is why dudes should date offline. e: A funny article about what it's like on the other side of the fence: http://www.vagabondish.com/female-foreign-japan/ ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Sep 29, 2015 |
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Sep 29, 2015 17:48
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So like 100 guys want to have sex with me, ugh, this dating site sucks, sooo horrible haha.
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Sep 29, 2015 18:05
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Hooplah posted:Unless you're full-on vegan, you really have no moral high ground vs. a hunter that eats his/her prey, imo. hosed up if you actually believe this
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notZaar posted:Me too but some people foolishly enter into relationships with other humans and that curtails their freedom.
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Hobohemian posted:Are you one of those weird couples looking for other couples to have sex with? We honestly are just looking for more people to hit bars with or whatever without picking up "bar people", I am just surprised at the outpouring of sexual response. I guess I just am delusional and innocent and thought that a app focused more on friendships would be not as bad ArbitraryC posted:There are pros and cons, on one hand you get to deal with creeps constantly, on the other hand a lot of guys end up super depressed after they try online dating and get literally 0 attention. I mean in your example for example you are presumably attractive enough to date your girlfriend and yet she's got a ton of interest and you only have one 60 year old lusting after your loins, if you both signed up when you were single and you tried to message her, you probably would have been overlooked. We actually initially got together through OKC, actually, and stuck together for reasons, although I did strike pretty lucky after a year of trying. This all spawned out of a conversation about how we wish there was a similar matching service for casual friends. I get the whole "no response" thing, I went on several dates in that time because of a spring of optimism and also lower standards, but there were definitely dry spells. CuddleCryptid fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Sep 29, 2015 |
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