|
maniacdevnull posted:How on earth would someone think that message would resonate with anyone? #brands anyone want to open a dialog with this hip and cool brand? anyone?
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 03:18
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 19, 2024 13:57 |
|
|
maniacdevnull posted:How on earth would someone think that message would resonate with anyone? it's the smug satisfaction of leaving it, not any presumed resonance with some jerk i don't even know
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 03:18
|
|
|
JawnV6 posted:it's the smug satisfaction of leaving it, not any presumed resonance with some jerk i don't even know I noticed it was printed with ecologically friendly inkjet printer ink on what I assume is the kind of paper they don't make out of trees.
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 03:20
|
|
|
maniacdevnull posted:I noticed it was printed with ecologically friendly inkjet printer ink on what I assume is the kind of paper they don't make out of trees. i wish trees were a renewable resource WAKE UP SHEEPLE
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 03:25
|
|
|
H.P. Hovercraft posted:i wish trees were a renewable resource WAKE UP SHEEPLE Hey man I'm not the ecocops ok, I don't make these rules, I get that "grows on trees" literally is a idiom for something that is in great abundance but somehow we gotta conserve paper or else
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 03:29
|
|
|
maniacdevnull posted:Hey man I'm not the ecocops ok, I don't make these rules, I get that "grows on trees" literally is a idiom for something that is in great abundance but somehow we gotta conserve paper or else i'm doing my part by only using 100% recycled toiletpaper
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 03:31
|
|
|
JawnV6 posted:it's the smug satisfaction of leaving it, not any presumed resonance with some jerk i don't even know
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 03:34
|
|
|
Luigi Thirty posted:someone left these on cars in portland today i did na zi that coming 
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 03:39
|
|
|
Luigi Thirty posted:someone left these on cars in portland today whoever made these is doing god's work
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 03:54
|
|
|
that makes sense, god is an rear end in a top hat
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 03:58
|
|
|
i thought only goateed fedora mans bought diesel volkswagens anyway
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 04:39
|
|
|
or VW's in general. i've never met a VW driver that seemed like a decent human being
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 04:39
|
|
|
AWWNAW posted:or VW's in general. i've never met a VW driver that seemed like a decent human being you must really hate hippies
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 04:43
|
|
|
maniacdevnull posted:How on earth would someone think that message would resonate with anyone? i used to live in portland and people there are just this loving contemptuous and smug. it's one of the reasons i was glad to leave. seattle is actually an improvement.
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 04:46
|
|
|
AWWNAW posted:i thought only goateed fedora mans bought diesel volkswagens anyway after I realized a range rover evoque would be too expensive as an import in the us and a mustang was ludicrous to insure as a new immigrant I considered a golf tdi but ford ended up undercutting them by a good enough margin that I ended up getting a fusion. I'm assuming the fusion is built in mexico or the us or something because there's barely a lined up body panel alright, there's plenty to work on there yospos. have at it. I imagine tori just felt a disturbance in the force
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 04:46
|
|
|
please allow me to clarify, "modern Volkswagens" not the loving magic bus you blubbering idiot
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 04:47
|
|
|
like if you see someone driving a jetta, it's either a skank bitch wearing "PINK" sweat suit or a guy that listens to sum 41 or other such pap
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 04:48
|
|
|
hey check me out in my VW hatchback diesel with black rims and aftermarket exhaust and limo tint wanna take some "Ecstasy" (pseudo ephedrine mixed with windex) and listen to skrillex?
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 04:50
|
|
|
Trabisnikof posted:you must really hate hippies 
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 04:55
|
|
|
AWWNAW posted:like if you see someone driving a jetta, it's either a skank bitch wearing "PINK" sweat suit or a guy that listens to sum 41 or other such pap weird. in europe a golf driver is usually an approaching middle age risk averse everyman type. a Jetta driver a poorer, further from middle age everyman risk averse type. a passat a middle class-ish absolutely middle age everyman risk averse type and a vw scirocco a middle class-ish absolutely middle age risk averse type who shoots for girlfriends who are a little too young for them
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 04:57
|
|
|
maniacdevnull posted:How on earth would someone think that message would resonate with anyone? It tested great with their headmates.
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 04:57
|
|
|
maniacdevnull posted:How on earth would someone think that message would resonate with anyone? it's not supposed to, whoever wrote it has no self-awareness, they're just absolutely sure they're better than you and want to make that clear.
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 04:58
|
|
|
shitface posted:weird. in europe a golf driver is usually an approaching middle age risk averse everyman type. a Jetta driver a poorer, further from middle age everyman risk averse type. a passat a middle class-ish absolutely middle age everyman risk averse type and a vw scirocco a middle class-ish absolutely middle age risk averse type who shoots for girlfriends who are a little too young for them europe sounds very different from america
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 04:58
|
|
|
AWWNAW posted:europe sounds very different from america a golf is basically invisible there
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 04:59
|
|
|
i mean just get a new car, it's trivial!!
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 05:02
|
|
|
ha, owned again, car havers
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 05:10
|
|
|
Parallel Paraplegic posted:i mean just get a new car, it's trivial!! oh and don't you dare sell or trade in your suburban-esque smog dispenser
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 05:25
|
|
|
AWWNAW posted:i thought only goateed fedora mans bought diesel volkswagens anyway it's me! actually not I can't grow a beard worth the name lmao
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 05:43
|
|
|
Phoenixan posted:in case it hasn't been posted yet I'm the al gore book
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 05:43
|
|
|
Hot girl, Volkswagen Jetta. It's a law, like water, or dinosaurs.
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 05:48
|
|
|
maniacdevnull posted:#brands anyone want to open a dialog with this hip and cool brand? anyone? here's a movie coming out called "our brand is crisis" and I want to see it based on title alone
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 05:49
|
|
|
Shadowhand00 posted:http://www.floatmatrix.com/ yeah one of my friends uses Float On in portland
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 05:51
|
|
|
H.P. Hovercraft posted:Hot girl, Volkswagen Jetta. It's a law, like water, or dinosaurs. amen brother except for my douchey ex-roommate who was a music major but he was special
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 06:26
|
|
|
Volkswagen is literal the dullest most "I have given up and have a toddler already" choice in Europe. it's weird that's it aspirational or pretentious here
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 06:33
|
|
|
AWWNAW posted:like if you see someone driving a jetta, it's either a skank bitch wearing "PINK" sweat suit or a guy that listens to sum 41 or other such pap MY PARTNER drives a Jetta and works in an ER and is p intelligent and of the two other Jetta owners I know, one is a high school physics teacher in his late 20s, and the other is a hot girl so I mean 1 outta 3 ain't bad thanks for reading and God bless
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 07:30
|
|
|
https://flex.amazon.com happening.gif
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 08:28
|
|
|
Fuzzy Mammal posted:https://flex.amazon.com omg
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 08:39
|
|
|
shitface posted:I imagine tori just felt a disturbance in the force where is tori anyway (besides Pittsburgh)
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 08:41
|
|
|
Fuzzy Mammal posted:https://flex.amazon.com we now get amazon delivery people occasionally just hanging out at our condo building's front door waiting to be let in "when does the leasing office open? I have a package to leave for a resident." what leasing office? "I have a package for 403 and
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 08:48
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 19, 2024 13:57 |
|
|
eschaton posted:we now get amazon delivery people occasionally just hanging out at our condo building's front door waiting to be let in do you suspect these "amazon delivery men" are disguised burglars? disgruntled ex boyfriends aiming to ransack and rape? al qaeda?
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2015 08:52
|
|