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a lot of good ideas here but remember we need some good signal boosting too. how about a viral campaign to remind everyone of their holiday obligations???
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we can be "proactive" instead of "reactive"
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Guys we're going to be working through the holiday on this project to replace the holiday. To maintain a stress-free work environment, I've replaced the HVAC system with a gin fogger, so if you're at work you'll be breathing Nolet's aromatic booze 24-7. Two of our vendors have been kind enough to sponsor some fun lunchtime events. Get custom fitted with your very own waffle beard, chicken tender mustache, and honey-butter mutton chops. Our way of saying "thansk"
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Sep 29, 2015 04:13
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replace christmas with a second Halloween, but also replace all the days surrounding christmas with halloweem too, and make pumpkin flavored things legal every day of the year
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Sep 29, 2015 04:22
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how about this: christmas now is every day in december. and if you dont buy enough stuff the police come to take you away
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Sep 29, 2015 04:37
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how about this: christmas now is every day in december. and if you dont buy enough stuff the police come to take you away
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Sep 29, 2015 05:01
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Replace it with that movie the purge
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Sep 29, 2015 05:07
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im running for president, my platform is that i make it illegal to send cards so nobody expects christmas cards, thank you cards, return cards to to the thank you cards for the christmas cards, just eliminate all the cards and burn hallmark to the ground
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Sep 29, 2015 05:24
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It's Christmas Time all over the world in less than 90 days. What a mess. Yuck!
Get that sleeping cap off your noggin, pull on a freshly-pressed button-up. You look sharp! Let's get cracking on a replacement.
Ace of Baes campaign platform aligns squarely with our needs, I'm loving that. I've allocated some of the studio team to start sweding The Purge just in case we need it. I've got a 12:30 but holler on my cell if I can weigh in on anything.
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Sep 29, 2015 17:15
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instead of christmas everybody uses the hashtag COOLDAY and everybody goes out and buys themselve some sweetS?
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Sep 29, 2015 17:59
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eChristmas.com has moved. We welcome you to try the new BLONGLE!
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Sep 29, 2015 19:01
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Dronald Tump said today on Channel 6 that he's starting an all ages pogramme to get a One-Time Tattoo instead of christmas participation.
Requirements to Get Ready:
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Sep 29, 2015 22:04
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but if you get the tatt you're done w/ xmas forever scott-free
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Sep 29, 2015 22:05
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- mags
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-borrow money from parents
-open lemonade stand
-float dirty lemons in water from garden hose
-declare bankruptcy after not making money
-keep rest of loan, blow it on bubble gum and comics
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Sep 29, 2015 22:07
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Just once though, 1 and done
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Sep 29, 2015 22:14
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-keep rest of loan, blow it on bubble gum and comics
You're looking at a promotion.
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Sep 30, 2015 13:16
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wet's wepwace cwismas
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Sep 30, 2015 13:18
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lets vivisect christmas and remove the ungelating blood clots from the arteries of the christmas heart, it will make great jam for the traditional animal
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i am proposing we replace christmas with a fun get together where you and yours collect to celebrate other fat men who come in chimneys like a fat chimney sweep or uncle stan
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