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Who is going to be your MGV mission bro
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DD 72 0.24%
Quiet 30008 99.63%
idk some robot thing 38 0.13%
Total: 30118 votes
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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The Brennan can be silenced :ohdear:

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


"Now that Quiet is gone....maybe I can be your girlfriend"

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Do you think they make the art interns model and texture buttholes, or does that require the attention to detail only offered by a full timer?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
she really let herself go huh

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

My Metal Gear is RISING

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

I think zyr Quiet is beautiful and brave.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
I like that all the plot is given via the cassettes, makes the game more attractive to people who don't want a 35 minute cut scene about what anime is.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cassettes help pass the time spent doing staff management.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

143 hours so far

im gonna platinum this bitch

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

143 hours so far

im gonna platinum this bitch

AB has 430 hours.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

gleep gloop posted:

AB has 430 hours.

i believe it, dude is always playing

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gleep gloop posted:

I like that all the plot is given via the cassettes, makes the game more attractive to people who don't want a 35 minute cut scene about what anime is.

I like this too because it makes the few cutscenes there are feel more polished, & it gives me something to listen to when doing side ops. I just wish I could mute Kaz and Ocelot's stupid rear end intel lines because they aren't useful about 10 minutes into the first real mission.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Larry Parrish posted:

I like this too because it makes the few cutscenes there are feel more polished, & it gives me something to listen to when doing side ops. I just wish I could mute Kaz and Ocelot's stupid rear end intel lines because they aren't useful about 10 minutes into the first real mission.

seriously this x100000

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

gleep gloop posted:

AB has 430 hours.

hi gleep

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Metal Dad Solid Updad: Got the real ending, Ground Zeroes was then purchased on Amazon and he pulled out his PS3 and downloaded MGS3. I put the original MG game from the NES on his phone.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Booblord Zagats posted:

Metal Dad Solid Updad: Got the real ending, Ground Zeroes was then purchased on Amazon and he pulled out his PS3 and downloaded MGS3. I put the original MG game from the NES on his phone.

The nes game is garbage poop. The actual originals are on the MGS3 he bought.

:goonsay:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Fart Sandwiches posted:

The nes game is garbage poop. The actual originals are on the MGS3 he bought.

:goonsay:

Cool, I will let him know

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
There wasn't any zany mgs moments in this one. Well except for the speed whale. And that was over and done in its before the first hour came to a close.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

MSX supremacy

Speed whale was extra neat because it hints at how Mantis' powers work. The whale came because he was briefly channeling Ahab's desire for revenge. If you look closely at Mantis throughout the game you can tell who is borrowing his powers because his appearance changes- domino mask for Skeletor, burning sleeves for Volgin, and a red armband for Eli.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Booblord Zagats posted:

Metal Dad Solid Updad: Got the real ending, Ground Zeroes was then purchased on Amazon and he pulled out his PS3 and downloaded MGS3. I put the original MG game from the NES on his phone.

get him peace walker hd for ps3 too

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

get him peace walker hd for ps3 too

Wanna see that dad's reaction to Hot Coldman's name

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
So... is there any way to get Quiet back, or is that it?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Naked Bear posted:

So... is there any way to get Quiet back, or is that it?

Mods if you're on PC. Otherwise no.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

get him peace walker hd for ps3 too

Eh, his only real complaint about PP was walking in to the Paz room and feeling creeped out by her. Not gonna subject the old man to any more anime buttfuckery of that variety

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Mods if you're on PC. Otherwise no.
Ah, well. Now that I've run through the storyline, are there any decent ones worth checking out? Any that shake up loadouts?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Naked Bear posted:

Ah, well. Now that I've run through the storyline, are there any decent ones worth checking out? Any that shake up loadouts?

http://www.nexusmods.com/phantompain/

Standard nexus modding rules, lots of crap with some useful/interesting ones.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
How quickly did someone create a nude Quiet mod?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Leather Bear posted:

How quickly did someone create a nude Quiet mod?
From the top-voted mod:

quote:

**UPDATE v1.6**
-Fixed breast physics glitches with Default outfit
-Added Motherbase and Prisoner outfits

**UPDATE v1.5**
-Proper breast/hair physics
-Proper proportions
-Sniper Wolf outfit

Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain PC - Quiet (Default) Model Swap Mod v1.6
-by Shigu/Higus/ShiguWorks

Description:
"This is a model swap mod to play as Quiet. Now including proper breast/hair motion and perfect proportions. Comes in Default, Motherbase, Prisoner, XOF (hospital), and Sniper Wolf.
You must equip the Sneaking Suit and SP-Headgear on any female motherbase member."

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Leather Bear posted:

How quickly did someone create a nude Quiet mod?

Not yet. Skinning actually requires effort and talent which your average nexus modder will never have.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Ooh boy least you know there'll be pubic hair style options

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Mission 43 :smith:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I thought we were a family! :qq:

Shut the gently caress up, Huey. This is all your fault.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
huey is literally hitler

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Where can I find some tanks in free roam mode? The important combat deployments don't return them afterwards.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

vitamin the d posted:

Where can I find some tanks in free roam mode? The important combat deployments don't return them afterwards.

Replay the sideops and story mode missions that have them

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

The post-34 interrogation tapes jesus loving christ

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brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

He's this guy except real http://www.theonion.com/article/scientists-baffled-by-mans-incredible-ability-to-f-19422 gently caress you emmerich

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