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DreamShipWrecked posted:We honestly are just looking for more people to hit bars with or whatever without picking up "bar people", I am just surprised at the outpouring of sexual response. I guess I just am delusional and innocent Stay Fresh!
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Fluo posted:eat Fresh!
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Yawgmoth posted:I only date girls who drink with me and can at least attempt to drink me under the table. That's still somebody who owns part of your time. I'm going solo , until I drive myself into a loneliness induced suicide.
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notZaar posted:That's still somebody who owns part of your time. I'm going solo , until I drive myself into a loneliness induced suicide. It's a trade off. Spend some time with another person who is also spending some time with you in order to gain something, or keep that time to yourself and try and make your own gains yourself. To each their own, but for me at least I get more when I'm sharing time with another.
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big_brother posted:It's a trade off. Spend some time with another person who is also spending some time with you in order to gain something, or keep that time to yourself and try and make your own gains yourself. the whole is greater than the sum of its parts and all that
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calvus posted:I didn't realize having more options rather than less was a bad thing It depends how many of those options sent dick pics.
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Psycho Society posted:So like 100 guys want to have sex with me, ugh, this dating site sucks, sooo horrible haha. It sucks when you're trying to get a drat date and all they want to do is sniff their underwear while you crush their balls. That and a lot of dudes get super aggressive real quick if you turn them down or don't message them instantly. Also dickpics. Then you get the fucksticks who list themselves as women seeking women to creep on you when you set yourself to looking for women only and don't let straightmos see me.
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Sep 30, 2015 03:04
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computer parts posted:It depends how many of those options sent dick pics. Would you complain if hordes of girls sent nude pics of themselves?
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Sep 30, 2015 04:54
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calvus posted:Would you complain if hordes of girls sent nude pics of themselves? Nudes of a hot person's body are not equivalent to a close up of some probably-schlubby-gross person's genitals. Also: 
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are people no making GBS threads defending unsolicited dick pixx in the dating site mock thread? stop sending women unsolicited dick pixx, you giant fukkin' weirdos.
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Sep 30, 2015 05:24
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no one cares about your tiny idiot wiener
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I've never had a dick pick response other than "holy poo poo, what a magnificent cock"
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Sep 30, 2015 05:29
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Otisburg posted:are people no making GBS threads defending unsolicited dick pixx in the dating site mock thread? What everybody's gotta ASK for dick picks now? 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What everybody's gotta ASK for dick picks now? yes. or if they send you nudes first you can quid pro quo clarice but if you send them your weird gross little dong apropos of nothing you're doing it wrong
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Sep 30, 2015 05:33
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anime was right posted:no one cares about your tiny idiot wiener mods?
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Sep 30, 2015 05:59
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Imagine how many dick pics are floating around out there. Millions of phallic flavoured jpgs just zooming around in the clouds. What times we are living in
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Sep 30, 2015 06:12
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Its raining men
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toggle posted:Imagine how many dick pics are floating around out there. Millions of phallic flavoured jpgs just zooming around in the clouds. What times we are living in i hope the nsa just has a huge collection of them and used them as a collage to create and even larger dickpic
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toggle posted:Its raining men Amen
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Sep 30, 2015 06:13
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anime was right posted:i hope the nsa just has a huge collection of them and used them as a collage to create and even larger dickpic A thousand micropenises come together to form one smaller than average dick
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Sep 30, 2015 06:30
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They should composite all the worlds dick pics into an averaged amalgam penis, and then make dildos of that penis.
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Business Gorillas posted:A thousand micropenises come together to form one smaller than average dick A knob voltron, if you will
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Sep 30, 2015 07:37
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toggle posted:A knob voltron, if you will I'll form the head!
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Sep 30, 2015 07:44
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Coolness Averted posted:I'll form the head! Ur the vein
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Sep 30, 2015 08:25
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I'm the pee hole
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listen goddammit i sent her a pic of my dick because her profile said make me laugh what else was i supposed to do
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Sep 30, 2015 12:07
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I immediately send dick pics as a sign of dominance as all of my fellow cool pick up artists advise
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On one hand it's weird creepy and gross that dudes send dicks willy nilly, but on the other hand people need to chill out its a dick not a severed deer's head. Yet a person can have that on their profile pic. Go figure. What if a dating site allowed nudes, then a filter to remove those with dick pics. You've filtered out like 90% of the guys who do it.
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big_brother posted:On one hand it's weird creepy and gross that dudes send dicks willy nilly, but on the other hand people need to chill out its a dick not a severed deer's head. Yet a person can have that on their profile pic. Go figure. You don't understand. If they just wanted people to look at their dicks then they would post it in appropriate places. They get off on doing it where they aren't supposed to, like the trench coat flasher of yore
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Sep 30, 2015 18:07
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I just respond to unsolicited dick pics with a pic of a different, larger dick.
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Sep 30, 2015 18:38
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Dienes posted:I just respond to unsolicited dick pics with a pic of a different, larger dick. What's your okc profile name
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Sep 30, 2015 18:43
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toggle posted:Imagine how many dick pics are floating around out there. Millions of phallic flavoured jpgs just zooming around in the clouds. What times we are living in Just think of the advanced alien races who are just now getting gigabytes of our dick pics beamed at them from orbit by all our cell companies
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Sep 30, 2015 19:16
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You know how when a star explodes we don't see it for millions of years as it takes light that long to travel to us? When humanity dies out all that will be left are our Verizon signals beaming to the edges of the universe 8===========}==D
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Sep 30, 2015 19:19
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Sending dick pics into space is the closest I'm ever going to get to my goal of jerking off into the sun
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Sep 30, 2015 19:22
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I'm going to take a picture of my dick and email it to myself over WiFi next to some pretty ladies, I will beam my dick through them.
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Sep 30, 2015 19:25
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Business Gorillas posted:Sending dick pics into space is the closest I'm ever going to get to my goal of jerking off into the sun
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Sep 30, 2015 19:27
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Tendai posted:I'm sure for enough money you could arrange it to jerk off and climax into a rocket at the exact moment it takes off for the sun. I imagine Russia's probably already worked out the price, come to think of it. I went out with some friends last night and we had a conversation about jerking off in space. I argued that with the natural propulsion of your dick muscles in a vacuum, your jizz would be able to fly endlessly through space and hopefully into the sun
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Assuming for the sake of the hypothetical some nanocoating that lets you survive long enough to jack it, would the force of your ejaculate leaving your body be enough to propel you, albeit very slowly, in the other direction?
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Sep 30, 2015 19:32
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Otisburg posted:Assuming for the sake of the hypothetical some nanocoating that lets you survive long enough to jack it, would the force of your ejaculate leaving your body be enough to propel you, albeit very slowly, in the other direction? 
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Anything is possible with enough kegel exercises.
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