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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

I Before E posted:

On the latest IDEOTV, Jay revealed his F Plus subject: adult thumb suckers

oh man

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Also, the new IDEOTV covers Flowers in the Attic! It features something that The F Plus has touched on but never gone all-in on: incest!

oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

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watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Reply All did an episode of Ripoff Report and it's pretty fascinating.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

That was way more interesting than I thought it would be. I'd never even heard of Ripoff Report outside the FPlus episode and never knew there was so much bizarre history and drama around it and its creator.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

This was really great and I'd suggest giving the other episodes a listen as well. The production values and editing of it are top-notch and they keep it to the point with the episodes all being about 20-30 minutes only.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Wow, Ripoff Report destroys a small business. Good job, Ripoff Report. Looks like they posted a really big series of comments in response to it, too!

This is really bizarre.

He talks about how bad it was when he was doxxed, but nobody draws attention to how some of the people hurt by the site were doxxed. It seems like a really simple way to get him to understand that what he's doing has consequences for people.

Midnight Voyager fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Sep 27, 2015

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

He's just so entrenched in gently caress you, got mine attitude that it's hard for him to pull back, even though he seems like he wants to do good at his core.

It's weird that he's unwilling to conceive of the idea of someone slandering someone else for something that wasn't true, though. You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Djeser posted:

He's just so entrenched in gently caress you, got mine attitude that it's hard for him to pull back, even though he seems like he wants to do good at his core.

It's weird that he's unwilling to conceive of the idea of someone slandering someone else for something that wasn't true, though. You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

He IMMEDIATELY follows it up by saying that sometimes people just lie about him to hurt him.

PUT. TWO. AND. TWO. TOGETHER.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Welcome to Planet Thumbsucker

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Welp, that cold open has dispelled any illusions I might have had about this subject's innocence.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The Monster Mash bit practically had me in tears from laughing so hard at work.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



I feel way too loving nerdy for laughing as hard as I did at the Moe, Larry, and Curly line

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Rageaholic Monkey posted:

The Monster Mash bit practically had me in tears from laughing so hard at work.

It might be one of the single best things this podcast has ever done.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

poetry section would have been better if they forced J. to try and rap them all

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Lumbermouth posted:

one of the single best things
:pwn:

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

The Monster Mash bit practically had me in tears from laughing so hard at work.

it literally had me in tears on the subway today. I must have looked and sounded like a crazy person.

HE SUCKED HIS THUMB!

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
I'm so excited for F Plus Live 4. It's this Sunday! The last one was pretty good but I am so stoked for awful fanfiction it's not even funny.

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
Remember - there will be drinking and karaoke at Sisyphus brewing on Saturday at 8pm as well!

I'm - uh, "dying" to go.

Also, I hope people enjoy Twinkie sushi. Because I'm bringing that abomination of a dish either Saturday or Sunday. I was just gonna bring the Twinkie Recipes book as a gift for Lemon, but he thought I meant bring a dish from the book. So here we are.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Sadly I have to work Saturday night so I'll end up missing pretty much all of it. :( Which is too bad because I've never been to Sisyphus before, either.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

pulp rag posted:

Also, I hope people enjoy Twinkie sushi. Because I'm bringing that abomination of a dish either Saturday or Sunday.

pulp rag posted:

I'm - uh, "dying"

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Spaced God posted:

I feel way too loving nerdy for laughing as hard as I did at the Moe, Larry, and Curly line

That was way too good.

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
I want to put my psych BA to use for once in my life and write a paper on that Moe/Larry/Curly concept.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts
What's the origin of/story behind Yay Victor? I've been going through episodes to figure it out, and I just can't seem to.

BootsRaingear
Sep 10, 2013

I can't grow a beard.

PubicMice posted:

What's the origin of/story behind Yay Victor? I've been going through episodes to figure it out, and I just can't seem to.

We really like Victor. That's about it.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

BootsRaingear posted:

We really like Victor. That's about it.

I can't possibly imagine why Victor still likes most of you, after all the poo poo you've made him read :v:

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

PubicMice posted:

What's the origin of/story behind Yay Victor? I've been going through episodes to figure it out, and I just can't seem to.

Didn't it start in the porn fans episode because he was reading Buttman and said "Yay for taints!"

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

Mulva posted:

Didn't it start in the porn fans episode because he was reading Buttman and said "Yay for taints!"

I'm pretty sure it predates F Plus

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Mulva posted:

Didn't it start in the porn fans episode because he was reading Buttman and said "Yay for taints!"
"Yay for taints!" is from the Childfree episode. It was one of the usernames.

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

Sham bam bamina! posted:

"Yay for taints!" is from the Childfree episode. It was one of the usernames.

Oh man that was a good episode. Didn't like half the posts on there advocate for eugenics?

Madtrixr
Nov 27, 2010


PUGGERNAUT posted:

Oh man that was a good episode. Didn't like half the posts on there advocate for eugenics?

You better believe it. Even has that legendary post where some one got super duper mad that a little girl got to open a box of harry potter books before her and completely lost their poo poo to the point that even other CFers were like "Okay wow calm down"

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010
Could someone post that story except that ends with "Our children will have the most hormones EVER!"??

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 44 hours!

Focacciasaurus_Rex posted:

Could someone post that story except that ends with "Our children will have the most hormones EVER!"??

I've got that in my Choose Your Own Change doc.

quote:

After his animal attack Ty decides to turn back but how? He was slowly losing conciousness and the bear was taking over. He started to wish to be this but human... Back at home. It worked he felt the surroundings change and he lost the freaky amounts of hair but kept the tail and testosterone. It started to backfire because he suddenly was overcome with a super rush. And suddenly his body started glowing transforming into a super horny sex monster. So when the untransformation was over he was overcome with an undeniable want for sex... No a mate. And when he decided to look he realized, " why look when you can just wish" So he wish for a girl with the most hormones a girl could have.

She lay on his bed with four feet of boob and a vagina the size of a toilet. Of course her legs were accomadating. And her tube was so big that it added two feet to her torso. He injected her with his four foot cock and 1 and a half feet wide.

Later...

She was pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl and they were going to have the most hormones of any human alive...

Which I've unfortunately been too preoccupied to finish putting together. It's like, 70% done.

If people want to help, I'd really appreciate it. I'd want one or two more branches (ideally a couple pages worth of writing) from both the Chronivac story and the Magic Shop, and then as many great isolated pages as possible from anywhere on the site.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

That "four feet of boob" paragraph might be the best thing I've ever read.

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
To anyone that missed karaoke tonight, you missed an amazing night, and I'm sorry for you.

I ended up singing Sublime in the bathroom with STOG. It was a magical moment.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

TetsuoTW posted:

That "four feet of boob" paragraph might be the best thing I've ever read.

CYOC is the craziest website I've ever seen. My favorite guy has a distinctive writing style, despite being anonymous.

quote:

(I'm doing it where he lives alone and speaks English)
Jeff felt himself moving and suddenly
Light flooded into where he was he could smell something disgusting
'Eww who smells like that he smells like a sweaty
Footballer" thought Jeff
Suddenly he was grabbed and he could look up he saw
Ronaldo
He knew he was a footballer but
Before Jeff had anymore time to think disgusting piss flooded out of his mouth and into the
Toilet suddenly what the chronivac a disclaimer said echoed in Jeffs head
"If used subject cannot turn back ever!" Did that count as being used suddenly Jeff realised he was being healed and evenatlually Ronaldoulled up his boxer and shorts and walked
Off as Jeff realised the smell was trapped with him then suddenly...

Here's one from the magic shop about someone wishing to a genie to become the planet Jupiter.

Here's a good stand-alone about a nerd going to a magic gym and turning into a jock.

Wrestlepig fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Oct 4, 2015

CynCyanide
Mar 21, 2005

dance, water, dance!

Cleretic posted:

If people want to help, I'd really appreciate it. I'd want one or two more branches (ideally a couple pages worth of writing) from both the Chronivac story and the Magic Shop, and then as many great isolated pages as possible from anywhere on the site.

This was one of the funnier options from some other story:

quote:

He finally broke the silence with a question. “Do you spend much time online?”

Jen was caught off guard. “What... Like Facebook? What the gently caress does that matter?”

“Hurry up and do your stupid curse thing so I can get going.”

Kyle laughed. “Have you ever heard of dickbutt?”

Jen was past the point of losing her temper. “God dammit! I don’t have time for this poo poo.”

He ignored her complaints and continued, “ You sound so angry and dickbutt is always good for a laugh... I think that would be a funny transformation, don’t you?”

Kyle didn’t give her a chance to reply. “Jen... You’re gonna become a dickbutt.”

“It would be better for me if this didn’t get out of hand, so your change will have a few conditions. First, nobody will think anything is wrong, even if you’re dick is totally exposed. Of course, you and I know the truth. Second, you won’t beat me up or try to curse me. Third, that dick of yours will be fully functional... Try not to get anyone pregnant.”

Jen couldn’t help laughing. "This is ridiculous."

“Are you finished yet?”

“Yep... Have fun Jen!”

He hung up...

Wait, wait, here's something even more poorly written and strange:

quote:

Donald sat back and drank his beer his boys going out and earning him
large amounts of money so that belly kept growing and each time they
came back, which was daily he paid them with his mammoth pole up their
beefy asses.

Each one never knew what happened to the others but Donald got each
one to use their transform or dare on one of the other boys. The first
one was Tyler. These boys were so dumb they didn't know what they were
doing and Donald was able to manipulate each one to his goal. His
first one was to have Tyler change Roy.

Tyler said to Roy Transform or Dare. And Roy was too dumb to answer so
Donald said Transform him into a pudgy cub for me. And let me gently caress him
till he gets pregnant and has my baby.
:psyduck:

CynCyanide fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Oct 5, 2015

The Comna
May 22, 2012

schtzn
schtzn
t-t-t-t
t-t-t-t
In about 30 minutes a championship edition of Quite Exasperating will be happening. The event can be seen live here

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad
UPDATE: due to Technical Exasperation, it's being broadcast on Twitch here.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Squint posted:

UPDATE: due to Technical Exasperation, it's being broadcast on Twitch here.

gurrr you stream iz so lukjurrius

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
You guys would not loving believe some of the readings tonight.

Holy gently caress.

That was a goddamn life-altering event. Everyone in the thread that was there, I wanna thank each and every one of you for helping the night be as amazing as it was.

Now, get some sleep. We deserve it.

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WhiteBoyShuffle
Nov 1, 2004

pulp rag posted:

You guys would not loving believe some of the readings tonight.

Holy gently caress.

That was a goddamn life-altering event. Everyone in the thread that was there, I wanna thank each and every one of you for helping the night be as amazing as it was.

Now, get some sleep. We deserve it.

I not sure which one was worse, the Sonic piece, or the Paula Deen story.

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