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# ? Oct 2, 2015 16:49 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 00:38 |
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"I've been waiting 30 years for you to post about getting me fired for being lazy at work, now I shall have my revenge!"
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 17:11 |
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You weren't fired for taking a break. You were fired for wiping your orange fingers on the merchandise.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 19:04 |
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 19:14 |
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That was so satisfying.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 20:30 |
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MIke from Party Cannon has really nice eyebrows though.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 20:35 |
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I tried to search for his post and apparently it got to -2438 points before he deleted it
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 20:39 |
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Bonapartisan posted:MIke from Party Cannon has really nice eyebrows though. And rosy cheeks.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 22:32 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:And rosy cheeks. It's what you'd expect from someone who does some casual anti semitic jokes.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 23:35 |
From a few pages back but I'm surprised nobody got this. It's quotes from some youtube Let's Play celebrity. I dunno which one, though.
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 04:27 |
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richwhitelesbian was my brothers Tumblr handle and so I can confirm this is definitely poo poo That Did Not Happen and also A Joke
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 04:42 |
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Noyemi K posted:From a few pages back but I'm surprised nobody got this. It's quotes from some youtube Let's Play celebrity. I dunno which one, though. Sounds like pe-yew di poop
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 09:04 |
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Break The Sky posted:richwhitelesbian was my brothers Tumblr handle and so I can confirm this is definitely poo poo That Did Not Happen and also A Joke stdh.txt
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 12:19 |
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Ellen? I really thought that line said "I did blow my dad with a bridesmaid" the first time I read it
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# ? Oct 3, 2015 21:44 |
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 00:41 |
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He never said if he shot the burglar or not.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 09:11 |
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Judge Tesla posted:He never said if he shot the burglar or not.
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 09:20 |
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Judge Tesla posted:He never said if he shot the burglar or not. ... Stroke... Heh
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 12:36 |
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Why can't people just tell jokes? Why do they have to invent a terrible STDH to pad it out?
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:15 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:
realtalk this could be 100% true i met some really fuckin weird people when i was in basic
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:40 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:realtalk this could be 100% true Literally anything in this thread can be true if you set the weirdness bar low enough.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:44 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:realtalk this could be 100% true Did your drill sergeants give you goddamn homework? Mine sure as gently caress didn't. They didn't want to know half their recruits would spell their names wrong 8 times out of 5.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 05:27 |
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kizudarake posted:Did your drill sergeants give you goddamn homework? Mine sure as gently caress didn't. They didn't want to know half their recruits would spell their names wrong 8 times out of 5. there were a couple people that had to write thousand word essays for loving up one dude in AIT had to give a 10 minute speech about teamwork for loving up during an inspection
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 05:39 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:there were a couple people that had to write thousand word essays for loving up Holy poo poo, I think running in place until the drill sergeant's wife called and told him she was tired was an easier punishment.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 06:53 |
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The speech was delivered in full Class-A uniform to the entire company and command. He delved into why Tab soda was an essential part of teamwork in the post-9/11 United States Armed Forces. (This was 2003) He got a coin out of it at the very least.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 07:26 |
kizudarake posted:Holy poo poo, I think running in place until the drill sergeant's wife called and told him she was tired was an easier punishment. a ten minute presentation or writing 1000 words is only harder if you're literally retarded
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 07:50 |
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a7m2 posted:a ten minute presentation or writing 1000 words is only harder if you're literally retarded literally retarded people make up a huge portion of the enlisted military
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 07:57 |
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a7m2 posted:a ten minute presentation or writing 1000 words is only harder if you're literally retarded We did join the army out of high school. Pretty sure that fits the definition of literally retarded.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 08:55 |
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A couple more from my quick delve into the front page of imgur over the last couple of days (I've been sick and I'm on holidays so I want to put the least possible burden on my brain). Accidentally joining Mexican gangs Penises That's absolutely 100% how valium works, yep, that's right, no madeup poo poo here. Nah.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 08:58 |
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seriously there are some goddamn dumb loving people in the army we had a person in my bay who we had to make the bed for and dress every morning since we were so sick of getting smoked every morning i found out he went airborne after basic
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 08:59 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:seriously there are some goddamn dumb loving people in the army Do you mean AWOL, or does airborne mean something besides flying?
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 12:40 |
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Non Serviam posted:Do you mean AWOL, or does airborne mean something besides flying? airborne are the dudes who parachute out of planes onto the battlefield
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 12:56 |
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Thanks for the red circle or I may have missed it
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 14:49 |
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EmmyOk posted:Thanks for the red circle or I may have missed it Visit cannonfodder.org for are troops.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 16:26 |
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:14 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:
This did make me laugh though, so I give it a pass
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:20 |
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You know, Cumberbatch is currently doing (or has recently done) Hamlet. Just sayin'.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:23 |
realtalk this could be 100% true i was a really fuckin weird person when i was in childhood
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:26 |
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Decrepus posted:realtalk this could be 100% true You still are considering you use terminology like "in childhood".
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:27 |
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OctoberBlues posted:This did make me laugh though, so I give it a pass This is really weird. It's a decade old "true story" from the Emails from an rear end in a top hat guy, but retyped as a text message conversation instead of an email chain. Why would anyone do this???
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 18:12 |