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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Is there a specific time of day I'm supposed to eat this? Nah you can have them in the morning, in the evening, even at suppertime.
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Oct 4, 2015 13:16
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But only when Pizza's on a bagel.
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Oct 4, 2015 14:23
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:You might as well make a round, flat meatloaf and use that instead of bread. ....Genius....
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Oct 4, 2015 14:58
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:You might as well make a round, flat meatloaf and use that instead of bread. Meatza.
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Oct 4, 2015 18:19
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These are obviously all jokes but they still fit this thread.     
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Oct 4, 2015 21:07
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Fo3 posted:Grounds for divorce XXX hot is one of the best sauces I've ever had as well. Not too hot, just a nice garlic chilli sauce. Agreeing with B3 on ice cream. Delicious. The sweetness makes it less versatile than a lot of hot sauces so I have trouble with thinking of what else it would go on, though. I burned through my bottle of Grounds For Divorce XXX in a month.  I've also eaten peanut butter and sriracha sandwiches so there's your anti-food porn.
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Oct 4, 2015 22:19
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Previa_fun posted:Agreeing with B3 on ice cream. Delicious. The sweetness makes it less versatile than a lot of hot sauces so I have trouble with thinking of what else it would go on, though. I burned through my bottle of Grounds For Divorce XXX in a month. I eat peanut butter, sweet chili sauce, and pepper jack cheese sandwiches on the reg.
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Oct 4, 2015 23:01
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Oct 4, 2015 23:37
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Fishstick posted:
$5 depression in a box
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Oct 4, 2015 23:57
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Fishstick posted:
In China KFC sells rice dishes for (I'm assuming) parents who are taking their kids there for real chicken. My wife ordered one once and my god. I've eaten a lot of cheap simple crap in China, but the thing in that lovely bowl was insulting. Just orange goo, lovely dry old rice, and chicken shavings. The menu picture for it had looked something that that ad. I had a chicken sandwich and it was awesome though. Haven't found an American KFC that can match it. Genuinely delicious, and I hate KFC.
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Oct 5, 2015 00:04
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Fishstick posted:
I didn't think anything could be sadder than a KFC Failure Bowl. I was wrong... 
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Oct 5, 2015 00:16
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This reminds me of a Japanese food vendor down the street that makes little cornflake crusted hot dogs on rice. It looks weird but gently caress, it's delicious. This is loving sad and awful, though
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Oct 5, 2015 00:43
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http://www.vice.com/read/the-gross-aesthetic-of-reddit-bros-and-their-food-hacks-492
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Oct 5, 2015 01:53
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Tetracube posted:http://www.vice.com/read/the-gross-aesthetic-of-reddit-bros-and-their-food-hacks-492 Some of the images are amusing but holy poo poo the dude writing it needs to take a step back and stop confusing hatred for humor.
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Oct 5, 2015 02:42
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Yeah holy poo poo is that guy trying way too hard, almost makes me want to take reddit's side. 
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Oct 5, 2015 02:46
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 Jesus tap-dancing Christ...I think she killed the family fish. 
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Oct 5, 2015 02:47
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OctoberBlues posted:Yeah holy poo poo is that guy trying way too hard, almost makes me want to take reddit's side. Agreed. Some of that stuff looked alright. Maybe I don't agree with the humor style of the instructional pictures but I'm not going to write a whiny loving article about it. Lol at the "burned" peppers too. Yeah they were pretty black, but the guy steamed and skinned them after. Whatever, why am I defending reddit.
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Oct 5, 2015 02:47
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Someone who laughs at burned peppers doesn't know what a decent salsa tastes like.
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Oct 5, 2015 04:06
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Tetracube posted:http://www.vice.com/read/the-gross-aesthetic-of-reddit-bros-and-their-food-hacks-492 As horrible and questionable as the food in this article has been, nothing is a disgusting or bitter as the tone of this pretentious, self-righteous author. I've seen articles about mass shooters in the last produce less bile and disdain for their subjects than this guy. Get over yourself. I've got my poo poo together in the "cooking food like a human being" department, but I can't generate even half the amount of self-importance this entire piece exudes. thats one of the comments from that article, i agree with this guy
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Oct 5, 2015 04:34
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Haverchuck posted:As horrible and questionable as the food in this article has been, nothing is a disgusting or bitter as the tone of this pretentious, self-righteous author. I've seen articles about mass shooters in the last produce less bile and disdain for their subjects than this guy. Get over yourself. I've got my poo poo together in the "cooking food like a human being" department, but I can't generate even half the amount of self-importance this entire piece exudes. if someone not only reads vice but is also able to post by being a member you would think they would be familiar with the kind of dogshit they publish
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Oct 5, 2015 06:20
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This is a person who saw a Masoakis video and thought, 'pfft, amateur'.             e - If you want to look at photos of terrible food while reading completely misplaced vitriol please check out my favourite blog, CookSuck 
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Oct 5, 2015 07:06
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cyberia posted:e - If you want to look at photos of terrible food while reading completely misplaced vitriol please check out my favourite blog, CookSuck  hey man isn't this a bit much?
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Oct 5, 2015 07:42
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Haverchuck posted:
this dude's super pissed about what other guys do with their free time for some reason
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Oct 5, 2015 07:48
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Haverchuck posted:
Yeah but how loving crazy and frothing at the mouth he is about lower-middle class suburban Australia is hilarious to me.
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Oct 5, 2015 08:04
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I GIS'ed "potato ricer" and this abomination came up.  Whipped potatoes are fine if you're gonna do something more flavorful or creative like garlic twice-baked potatoes, but if you're just going to plate it like this then maybe avoid going most of the way toward potato soup. I don't understand why people think they need an electric mixer for mashed potatoes.
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Oct 5, 2015 09:01
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ErIog posted:I GIS'ed "potato ricer" and this abomination came up. I use a food mill for mashed potatoes which does essentially the same thing and imo it's worth it because the potatoes are always amazing.
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Oct 5, 2015 09:29
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AnonSpore posted:I use a food mill for mashed potatoes which does essentially the same thing and imo it's worth it because the potatoes are always amazing. Food mills are A+ mashed potato makers. They're literally the only reason I own one
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Oct 5, 2015 09:35
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Mashed potatoes are pretty anti food porn itself. Why mash the potatoes? Why waste the crispy potential of that vegetable? Make chips, wedges or fries. Make crispy roast potatoes. I want to eat cream and buttter, and this vegetable is the perfect conduit I do loosely mash or grate them for fritters and vege cakes or topping for a cottage/shepherds pie, sometimes even for a colcannon type side very rarely so I know the point, but no need to go all out and use a mill or ricer for that because it's not that important. e: I don't get it America. Puree something that's a bit more exciting. Fo3 has a new favorite as of 10:25 on Oct 5, 2015 |
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Oct 5, 2015 10:17
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Smashed potatoes when you keep the skin are the best. Get some hot sauce in that and make them nice and orange and God drat
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Oct 5, 2015 10:22
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Yeah, I smash skin on potatoes sometimes too, and I mean roughly with a fork. I do that sometimes when I can't be bothered with wedges in, for example, a salmon main. But that's far from a (e: peeled) potato puree from a mill or ricer using milk/cream and butter. Fo3 has a new favorite as of 10:33 on Oct 5, 2015 |
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Oct 5, 2015 10:26
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Potato puree is hosed up and disgusting I agree. Mashed potatoes are best when they're fluffy and still have a sort of thickness to them. When it's closer to liquid than solid you've hosed up
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Oct 5, 2015 10:32
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Fo3 posted:Yeah, I smash skin on potatoes sometimes too, and I mean roughly with a fork. I do that sometimes when I can't be bothered with wedges in, for example, a salmon main. Good mashed potatoes should be chunky and have skin involved, agreed. But that doesn't mean you have to turn your nose up at a perfectly good food milled mash, which can be just as good and doesn't necessarily have to end up as a puree 
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Oct 5, 2015 11:03
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Fo3 posted:Mashed potatoes are pretty anti food porn itself. Mashed potatoes are part of the delivery system for your gravy, that is all.
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Oct 5, 2015 11:14
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Since when are mashed goddamn potatoes controversial? I mean sure, those don't look the best but questioning the actual concept of mashed potatoes? That is insane. I like to add chopped raw onion to mine, along with some butter and milk (sometimes cream) of course but I definitely use a potato masher rather than a mill. But yes, mashed potatoes are best with some sort of gravy. Bonus, make bubble and squeak the next day with the leftovers.
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Oct 5, 2015 11:23
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NLJP posted:Since when are mashed goddamn potatoes controversial? I mean sure, those don't look the best but questioning the actual concept of mashed potatoes? That is insane. E: It doesn't need to be a puree either. Fo3 has a new favorite as of 11:53 on Oct 5, 2015 |
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Oct 5, 2015 11:46
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Joel Robuchon disagrees with you mashed potato haters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhIJrX-pcr8&t=165s
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Oct 5, 2015 11:56
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So does the culinary institute of KFC. Neither bother me. I probably couldn't buy the "right" potatoes to impress the chef anyway.
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Oct 5, 2015 12:00
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Fo3 posted:Mashed potatoes are pretty anti food porn itself. But you can take mashed potatoes and make crispy potato pancakes!
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Oct 5, 2015 12:24
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Eponine posted:But you can take mashed potatoes and make crispy potato pancakes! Mashed potatoes are the first step on the road to croquettes, the king of the dipping foods.
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