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ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

duTrieux. posted:

lol

is this yours

yessir

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cremnob: Jun 30, 2010

LOL did microsoft compare their laptop to the non-retina macbook pro from 2012 that comes with the CD drive and say its 2x faster?

# ? Oct 7, 2015 03:50

pram: Jun 10, 2001

Stux posted:

the penhaaghahahagahahaha

loving lmao

# ? Oct 7, 2015 03:52

pram: Jun 10, 2001

microsoft has done it again

# ? Oct 7, 2015 03:52

moron izzard: Nov 17, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Amethyst posted:

I used one of those samsung VR headsets where you stick a phablet in it. the graphics were simple but it was still very immersive and the FOV was wide.

the samsung ones overheat like hell in there. Might be better with the retail model

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:04

Happy_Misanthrope: Aug 3, 2007; "I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

lol they give absolutely no fucks about wp

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:06

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Sniep posted:

oh come on you at least gotta make it period authentic and give it a slick pushbutton eject 5 1/4"" floppy drive

also fuckin great

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:15

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

the world is a brutal place, microsoft. maybe you shouldn't have spent so much money on breakdancing millenials.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:16

Happy_Misanthrope: Aug 3, 2007; "I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:46

pram: Jun 10, 2001

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:47

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

everything in this presentation was about ____ class _____

just my ~~console~~ toilet class ~~cooling~~ observation

# ? Oct 7, 2015 05:03

hitze: Aug 28, 2007; Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...

what do you call that cut of jeans

# ? Oct 7, 2015 05:13

Space-Pope: Aug 13, 2003; by zen death robot

hitze posted:

what do you call that cut of jeans

the kevin smith

# ? Oct 7, 2015 05:18

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

why does this look so surreal
like you could slap an onion logo on this poo poo and it would fit perfectly on their site

# ? Oct 7, 2015 05:30

1K Dollar Chair: Nov 20, 2014

wait can the microsoft ~laptop~ really not close flat

wwwwwwwhat

# ? Oct 7, 2015 05:43

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

lol they give absolutely no fucks about wp

"Microsoft�s new Windows Phones aren�t going to sell, but that�s part of the plan" the verge dot com

# ? Oct 7, 2015 05:45

Dubstep Jesus: Jun 27, 2012; by exmarx

ahmeni posted:

why does this look so surreal
like you could slap an onion logo on this poo poo and it would fit perfectly on their site

lol

# ? Oct 7, 2015 05:47

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

ahmeni posted:

why does this look so surreal
like you could slap an onion logo on this poo poo and it would fit perfectly on their site

# ? Oct 7, 2015 07:20

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

ahmeni posted:

why does this look so surreal
like you could slap an onion logo on this poo poo and it would fit perfectly on their site

# ? Oct 7, 2015 08:49

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

i like the idea behind the microsoft display dock but ms are squeezing it out 4 years too early like a bad poo

it should be a wireless charger your place your phone on that sends out functional wireless display tech signal and bluetooths your mouse and keyb, then gives you full osx, full windows or um, whatever counts as full chrome-the-os

this is just a bad parent on a regional late night show making their kid do dangerous stunts for the studio audience in the hopes of getting noticed by hollywood

# ? Oct 7, 2015 09:00

Anne Frank Funk: Nov 4, 2008

# ? Oct 7, 2015 09:49

KidVanguard: Jan 27, 2006; American Diaper

shadow puppet of a posted:

i like the idea behind the microsoft display dock but ms are squeezing it out 4 years too early like a bad poo

it should be a wireless charger your place your phone on that sends out functional wireless display tech signal and bluetooths your mouse and keyb, then gives you full osx, full windows or um, whatever counts as full chrome-the-os

this is just a bad parent on a regional late night show making their kid do dangerous stunts for the studio audience in the hopes of getting noticed by hollywood

it's a dumb idea. why not just login to the cloud to get your data like people do now? what's the point of this? you have to buy hundreds of dollars of equipment to replace a computer that costs the same amount? there's no use case for this that makes sense.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 09:58

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

ahmeni posted:

im real glad that someone is trying to get into the decent windows laptop market

uh, you can already install windows on a macbook

# ? Oct 7, 2015 10:24

Workaday Wizard: Oct 23, 2009; by Pragmatica

Pierogi posted:

# ? Oct 7, 2015 10:25

Fart Cannon: Oct 12, 2008; College Slice

Pierogi posted:

# ? Oct 7, 2015 10:58

Dolomite: Jul 26, 2000; Cars & Legs

hitze posted:

what do you call that cut of jeans

curtain

Pierogi posted:

leave me alone lads

# ? Oct 7, 2015 11:27

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

Pierogi posted:

# ? Oct 7, 2015 12:20

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Pierogi posted:

so beautiful

# ? Oct 7, 2015 12:21

qntm: Jun 17, 2009

Dolomite posted:

dont tread on me

# ? Oct 7, 2015 12:29

scamtank: Feb 24, 2011; my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

they should show this to anyone who feels they deserve to die

hanging on to the moral obligation that they must see this man killed before themselves could save lives

# ? Oct 7, 2015 14:01

Happy_Misanthrope: Aug 3, 2007; "I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

I want windows to die purely to snuff out the fan sites

# ? Oct 7, 2015 14:42

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

Pierogi posted:

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ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Pierogi posted:

# ? Oct 7, 2015 15:32

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Pierogi posted:

# ? Oct 7, 2015 15:33

Share Bear: Apr 27, 2004

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

I want windows to die purely to snuff out the fan sites

yosmas has come early

# ? Oct 7, 2015 15:42

Metrication: Dec 12, 2010; Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".

Pierogi posted:

# ? Oct 7, 2015 16:06

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

I want windows to die purely to snuff out the fan sites

like a boss lol

way to be with the times

# ? Oct 7, 2015 16:09

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

I want windows to die purely to snuff out the fan sites

that wouldn't stop the fan sites. see also: blackberry

# ? Oct 7, 2015 16:25

The_Franz: Aug 8, 2003

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

lately when i see pictures from apple or even linux conferences the presenters are usually slim and clean-shaven while every picture of microsoft employees is full of fat weirdbeards wearing clothes they stole from their grandpa.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 16:26

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FCKGW: May 21, 2006

holy poo poo goldmine this thread

# ? Oct 7, 2015 16:39

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